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Occupation: Foole, Hörbuch, Digital, 47min
What clever insights about growing up on the Upper West Side of New York City in the 1950s! Everything from gang culture to school life! This is George Carlin's fourth album. It was recorded on March 2 and 3, 1973, at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos, California.Tracks: 1. Welcome to My Job 2. Occupation: Foole 3. White Harlem 4. The Hallway Groups 5. Black Consciousness 6. New York Voices 7. Grass Swept the Neighborhood 8. Childhood Cliches 9. Cute Little Farts 10. Raisin Rhetoric 11. Filthy WordsExplicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase. Language: English. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/lcom/000024/pf_lcom_000024_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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You Are All Diseased, Hörbuch, Digital, 61min
Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999. Tracks: 1. How's Everybody Doin' 2. Airport Security 3. Fear of Germs 4. Cigars 5. Angels 6. Harley Davidson 7. House Of Blues 8. Minority Language: A-Happens to Be; B-Openly; C-Urban; D-Girlfriend 9. Man Stuff 10. Kids and Parents 11. TV Tonight 12. Names 13. Advertising Lullaby 14. American Bullshit 15. Businessmen 16. Religion 17. There Is No GodExplicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/lcom/000021/pf_lcom_000021_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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FM & AM, Hörbuch, Digital, 50min
FM & AM found Carlin officially poking fun at, while incorporating, his early material, performed in the lounges of America and on The Ed Sullivan Show. It also marked Carlin's metamorphosis from straight-laced to hippie, as he intentionally embraced the growing counterculture. The recording is divided into two separate manifestations of humor, making it a sort of comedy concept album. One section focuses on references geared toward the more wholesome, commercial oriented AM-radio audience; the remaining material was intended for the "hipper" FM audience. Tracks: 1. Shoot 2. The Hair Piece 3. Sex in Commercials 4. Drugs 5. Birth Control 6. Son of Wino 7. Divorce Game 8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught 9. Let's Make a Deal 10. The 11 O'Clock NewsExplicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/lcom/000007/pf_lcom_000007_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Wasted: Steel Country, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 521min
Haunted and hidden. Mysterious and sexy, Grayson Falcon steers clear of commitment in all forms. He takes the road less traveled, avoiding the demons of his past and the nightmares they cause. He uses his good looks and country charm to attain pleasure, but it is always a short-lived reprieve. Sweet and scarred. Once believing that love can conquer all, Mandee Carlin's life was then turned upside down and inside out. Her beauty queen good looks and sweet smile always caught the eye of the wrong kind of man. However, as a survivor, she still holds on to hope that one day she will come face to face with the man whose whispered words will give her strength to still believe. What happens when the hopeless find hope...at the wrong time? Love is...wasted. Contains mature themes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Guy Locke, Elizabeth Hart. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/008506/bk_tant_008506_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Class Clown, Hörbuch, Digital, 48min
Comedian George Carlin's definitive monologue was delivered on this 1972 album, his third, in the form of Seven Dirty Words You Can Never Say on Television. The FCC and Supreme Court cited the routine as the epitome of tastelessness and threatened to yank the license of any station that dared to play it over public airwaves. So you know it has to be funny. Buy it today and shock your parents! Tracks: 1. Class Clown 2. Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow 3. Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)4. I Used to Be Irish Catholic 5. The Confessional 6. Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, and Limbo 7. Heavy Mysteries 8. Muhammad Ali / America the Beautiful 9. Seven Words You Can Never Say on TelevisionExplicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/lcom/000006/pf_lcom_000006_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics, Hörbuch, Digital, 53min
Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again. Tracks: 1. Offensive Language 2. I Ain't Afraid Of Cancer 3. Some People Are Stupid 4. Rape Can Be Funny 5. Feminist Blowjob 6. Good Idea 7. Things You Never See 8. Things You Never Hear 9. Things You Don't Wanna Hear 10. Life's Little Moments 11. I Love My Dog 12. Organ Donor Programs 13. Don't Pull the Plug on Me 14. They're Only Words 15. EuphemismsExplicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/lcom/000005/pf_lcom_000005_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Classic Gold, Hörbuch, Digital, 146min
This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole. Tracks: 1. Shoot 2. The Hair Piece 3. Sex in Commercials 4. Drugs 5. Birth Control 6. Son of Wino 7. Divorce Game 8. Ed Sullivan Self Taught 9. Let's Make a Deal 10. The 11 O'Clock News 11. Class Clown 12. Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow 13. Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?) / Shoot Is Shit With T 14. I Used to Be Irish Catholic 15. The Confessional 16. Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, and Limbo 17. Heavy Mysteries 18. Muhammad Ali - America the Beautiful 19. Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television 20. Welcome to My Job 21. Occupation: Foole 22. White Harlem 23. The Hallway Groups 24. Black Consciousness 25. New York Voices 26. Grass Swept the Neighborhood 27. Childhood Cliches 28. Cute Little Farts 29. Raisin Rhetoric 30. Filthy WordsExplicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/lcom/000008/pf_lcom_000008_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Half-Safe: A Story of Love, Obsession, and History's Most Insane Around-the-World Adventure , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 79min
In 1948, a young Australian mining engineer named Ben Carlin set out to do the impossible: circumnavigate the globe, by land and sea, in a single vehicle. The vehicle in question was an amphibious jeep developed by the U.S. Army, which Carlin christened Half-Safe, after a deodorant slogan. It was a mechanical mongrel that was supposed to move with equal ease across land and water but in practice wasn't much good for either one. Undaunted, Carlin and his wife Elinore set off across the Atlantic Ocean with dreams of fame and fortune, and of carving a small notch in history. What happened next is one of the most bizarre, remarkable, and forgotten adventure stories of the 20th century. In Half-Safe, author James Nestor endeavors to uncover Ben Carlin's fate and finds a gripping story of love, danger, and extraordinary perseverance that spans three oceans and five continents. Half-Safe takes us from the eye of an Atlantic Ocean hurricane to the sweltering Sahara to the impenetrable jungles of Southeast Asia - and into the mind of a man who could overcome everything but his own demons. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: James Nestor. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/004536/bk_acx0_004536_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Blackmail Boy: The Runaway Model, Book 0 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 46min
A contemporary male/male rock star romance short story complete in 8,400 words....Carlin has appeared in the tabloids before - as the boy used by his mother to blackmail a rock star. Now, all grown-up with a brand new name, Carlin is back to pursue his own music career.Stoney has been a famous rocker since his mid-teens. He thinks he's seen it all and done most of it. But Carlin is special. He has that outsider sound Stoney had forgotten. The trouble is, the paparazzi follow Stoney around everywhere he goes - and Carlin's old identity just isn't that hard to figure out. Will Stoney's attraction to Carlin heal him - or will it destroy him? A complete cliffhanger-free stand-alone 8,400-word gay romance short story set in the world of The Runaway Model. Please note: The short stories in the Runaway Model universe can be listened to at any time. Many people listen to Blackmail Boy first and Infinity in Blue last. Although the novels can also be listened to in any order, you will avoid any tiny spoilers by listening to them in chronological order: book one, The Runaway Model; book two, The Runaway Millions; and book three, The Runaway. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Piers Ryman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/132521/bk_acx0_132521_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty', Hörbuch, Digital, 425min
If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. It's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits. The set includes: Brain Droppings Acerbic observations, manic musings, in-your-face questions, witty word play, and more "droppings" from Carlin's singular brain. "I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed." "Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?" The first Carlin book on audio and a 2001 Grammy winner. Napalm & Silly Putty Carlin invents Past-Tense TV (Got Smart, Father Knew Best, It Was Left to Beaver); crusades for the Center for Research into the Heebie Jeebies; founds the George Carlin Book Club (recommended reading: Fill Your Life with Croutons); and suggests that "If the shoe fits, get another just like it." A 2002 Grammy winner. More Napalm & Silly Putty Everything that wouldn't fit on the first Napalm recording - like "A Day in the Life of Henry VIII", "Sports Should Be Fixed", compelling confessions ("I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it"), and candid takes on life's little moments ("I'm beyond the nice day"), all delivered with wicked glee. Language: English. Narrator: George Carlin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/high/000601/bk_high_000601_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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