53 Results for : ineptitude
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Wrongly Writing: The Ongoing Saga of an Incomplete Wanker (The Wrong Books) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 501min
Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis, and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t. Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned over twenty times, and entirely dissimilar to Médard Alard's 1922 masterpiece, Est-ce Que Quelqu'un a Vu Mes Clés de Voiture?, which sold over 13 copies thanks to a national cheese shortage. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Thomas Corfield. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/191547/bk_acx0_191547_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Seven Days , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 182min
At the end of every seven days, Daniel Dent finds himself in a different time in his life. At first, he doesn't understand it, he doesn't like it, and he just wants to escape his new reality. Accepting that this is his life now, Daniel realises that he may be able to solve the larger issues he faces in life - brought about solely by his ineptitude for emotional expression - if he doesn't mess it up.Travel through time with Daniel as he grapples with reality and seeks to change his own sad story with this accidental, but incredible, gift of his. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Wayman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/121851/bk_acx0_121851_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Black Hawk War of 1832: Campaigns and Commanders Series, Book 10 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 505min
In 1832, facing white expansion, the Sauk warrior Black Hawk attempted to forge a pan-Indian alliance to preserve the homelands of the confederated Sauk and Fox tribes on the eastern bank of the Mississippi. Here, Patrick J. Jung re-examines the causes, course, and consequences of the ensuing war with the United States, a conflict that decimated Black Hawk's band. Correcting mistakes that plagued previous histories, and drawing on recent ethno-historical interpretations, Jung shows that the outcome can be understood only by discussing the complexity of intertribal rivalry, military ineptitude, and racial dynamics. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Peter Hassinger. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/058071/bk_acx0_058071_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Investigating the Hottie , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 258min
Golden Heart Finalist in the YA Category. Peterson. Amanda Peterson. When my life suddenly turns into the Princess Diaries meets Mission Impossible, can I do in a week what I haven't managed to do in all my fifteen years - reel in a hottie? When Amanda spends a week with her aunt, Christie, she learns that her aunt is a spy. Christie admits that Amanda has security clearance and has already started her training. When her aunt asks her to investigate a teenage hacker, Amanda thinks that spending time with a nerd should be doable despite her social ineptitude. Unfortunately for Amanda, the hacker is a hottie. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Rachel Jacobs. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/013881/bk_acx0_013881_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Bend Sinister , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 455min
The first novel Nabokov wrote while living in America, and the most overtly political novel he ever wrote, Bend Sinister is a modern classic. While it is filled with veiled puns and characteristically delightful wordplay, it is, first and foremost, a haunting and compelling narrative about a civilized man caught in the tyranny of a police state. Professor Adam Krug, the country's foremost philosopher, offers the only hope of resistance to Paduk, dictator and leader of the Party of the Average Man. In a folly of bureaucratic bungling and ineptitude, the government attempts to co-opt Krug's support in order to validate the new regime. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Robert Blumenfeld. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/002360/bk_adbl_002360_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Touch of Love , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 355min
Penguin presents the audiobook edition of A Touch of Love by Jonathan Coe, read by Peter Caulfield.Robin, a postgrad student in Coventry, has spent four and a half years not writing his thesis. He and his academic colleagues, united by pallor, social ineptitude and sexual inexperience, once spent hours discussing their theories, but they somehow never made it into print.Now his unfinished thesis languishes in a drawer, and Robin hides in his room, increasingly frightened by a world he doesn't understand. His friends have failed him, and romance eludes him. His only outlet is his short stories, scribbled in notebooks and expressing his secret obsessions and frustrations.Then, when an unfortunate and embarrassing incident in a public park lands him in serious trouble, Robin's life finally spirals out of control.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Peter Caulfield. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/pauk/001760/bk_pauk_001760_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODlicans: No More Gangs in Government , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 551min
DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODlicans uncovers the truth about how corporations have bought the American electoral and legislative process through the power of lobbyists, campaign contributions, and political action committees. Using historical details, such as the development of the two-party system and the advent of third-party candidates throughout U.S. history, DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODlicans exposes how the two major parties have allowed corporations, businesses, and politically-motivated wealthy individuals to manipulate elections, bribe elected officials, and silence the average American voter. Exposing the ineptitude and ganglike mentalities of both parties, Ventura advocates the replacement of the two-party system with a no-party system based on the ideals of our Founding Fathers. As election time rolls around, this is most certainly the book that should be looked to for reforming our electoral system. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Johnny Heller. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/002540/bk_tant_002540_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Memory Engine , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 558min
To live, is to re-live....The Memory Engine – a device which allows you to explore past locations and events through the amalgamated memories of people who were actually present at the time. Revisit your past within computer-generated, photo-realistic reconstructions, all from within an advanced virtual reality headset.That’s all well and good, but when Evan Turner is asked to test the Memory Engine before its official release, his life begins to fall apart. He could probably deal with that…if it wasn’t for his own ineptitude and social awkwardness that is.After a series of bizarre attacks on a huge virtual world known as "Opalia", Evan is forced to use the Memory Engine and explore the past in hope of bringing the perpetrators to justice.But could relying on memories prove to be a mistake? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Jamieson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/226750/bk_acx0_226750_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Golden Ass , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 545min
In this hapless state I looked myself over and saw that I was now no bird, but an ass.... In this ancient picaresque adventure, Lucius, an insatiably curious young man, finds himself transformed into a donkey after his fascination with black magic and witchcraft goes awry. While trapped in his new body, he becomes the property of thieves, farmers, cooks, soldiers, and priests, and observes the hypocrisy and ineptitude of Imperial Roman society. The Golden Ass is considered the only novel to survive the Roman period, and the earliest novel to survive complete in the Western literary tradition. It is brimming with slapstick humor and sexual escapades, and foreshadows later works by Boccaccio, Rabelais, Cervantes, and Chaucer, upon whom it was a direct influence. PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your Library section along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Timson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/naxo/001380/bk_naxo_001380_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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This Side of Paradise , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 547min
The book that launched F. Scott Fitzgerald to stardom This Side of Paradise was first published in 1920 and was considered daring and intellectual in its day. Its enormous popularity helped to launch young Fitzgerald's career as a major writer. Amory Blaine has been brought up by a wealthy, idiosyncratic, and alcoholic mother. Snobbish because he knows no better, he is uncomfortable with others and must learn the proper social etiquette and values embraced by his peers. As he progresses to Princeton University from the Midwest, he flirts with some predatory young women and chances friendship with some intellectual young men. Will he find happiness, or will his life be forever burdened by his ineptitude this side of paradise? This novel is part of Brilliance Audio's extensive Classic Collection, bringing you timeless masterpieces that you and your family are sure to love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dick Hill. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/006812/bk_brll_006812_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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