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Off Limits: A Bad Boy Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 395min

She's Daddy's little girl, but I'll make her a rebel. They call me a killer - a felon. I spent five years in a medium security shithole. I swore I'd stay out of trouble, but when I met Abby Rawlings, all bets were off. From the moment I laid eyes on her, I knew I had to have her. But Daddy dearest is standing in my way. He thinks I'm no good for her, and he's declared her off limits. Well, I don't give a damn. In the end, I'll make her mine. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Melissa Moran. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/073473/bk_acx0_073473_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Letter to Donald Trump

Letter to Donald Trump ab 22.49 € als Taschenbuch: President of the United States of America: From a Shithole. Aus dem Bereich: Bücher, Taschenbücher, Geist & Wissen,

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Succubus Lord , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 557min

Dude! It finally came! My roommate barely withheld his excitement as he barreled into the living room of our apartment with a package in his hand. "Check it out, Jacob." He smiled as he tore at the brown paper surrounding his purchase. As he ripped the covering off the package, bits and pieces scattered all across the floor of the living room like confetti. For a second, I thought about lecturing Todd about not making a mess of our apartment, but who was I kidding? This place was already a shithole. At least some half-assed confetti would make it feel a little livelier. My roommate was your stereotypical stoner archetype. Seriously, he looked like he belonged in a hippie van solving mysteries with a Great Dane. Todd's long, blond hair was always greasy and unkempt, and the smell of the sweet leaf reeked off him so frequently that most people just assumed he was using a hemp-laced cologne. To top off his look, Todd wore a bit of scruff on his chin in the shape of a rough soul patch, as well as a t-shirt with the logo of whatever old-school rock band or metal band that he was currently listening to. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152132/bk_acx0_152132_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Basic Training: Flying by the Seat of His Pants , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 154min

This is my first attempt at writing a laugh-out-loud comedy. It is a satirical look at what it’s like for your average 18-year-old who joins the elite British Army Parachute Regiment. From the initial shock of leaving home to the pride on donning the famous Maroon Beret.However, this is not your typical book. The story is narrated by a very clever and sarcastic fly. If this fly were to be compared to a human, it would probably be a morphed version of Jeremy Clarkson and Billy Connelly. An outspoken, foul-mouthed, pompous twat.Ben, a typical young layabout of the 1980s was uneducated, unemployed, and a pain in his mother’s arse. He had a habit of blowing his weekly benefits in just a few days. Spending most of it on alcohol and women that saw the young virgin as an easy ride. He also had eyes bigger than his belly, and would often take midnight snacks to bed, which on most occasions, he never finished.So, when our fly happened to come across Ben’s shithole of a bedroom, it was as happy as a pig in shit with Ben’s regular culinary leftovers. Hence the reason he hung around for a while.When Ben’s mum informs him that he has been accepted to join the British Army, the fly thinks it is highly unlikely that the teenage lazy slob would pass the basic training and decides to follow him on his epic adventure. That’s when the fun starts.This book is embarrassingly funny from the first chapter to the last! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Andrew James Roberts. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/222254/bk_acx0_222254_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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