13 Results for : spittle
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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Hörbuch, Digital, 207min
Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts', is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive. So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations.This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll hear Coulter’s take on:Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’ Language: English. Narrator: Ann Coulter. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/001274/bk_rand_001274_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 459min
Surrounded by all creatures gruesome and grotesque, Thisby Thestoop, the gamekeeper for the Black Mountain Dungeon, is getting roped into another job - saving the princess's skin - in the debut fantasy-adventure series by Zac Gorman, contributor to the hilarious Rick and Morty comic series. In the absurd land of Nth, Thisby Thestoop can be found within the forlorn walls of Castle Grimstone, down the precarious steps of the Black Mountain dungeon, up to her nose in griffon toenails, gnoll spittle, and troll meat (to give to them, not made of them). When the prince and princess arrive for a Royal Inspection, the much too good-looking Princess Iphigenia winds up lost in the tunnels of the dungeon - without her guards, her staff, or her younger twin brother - and it's up to Thisby to guide the princess safely past the hoards of minotaurs, wyverns, ghouls, and who-knows-what-else that would love nothing more than to nosh the royal highness for dinner. Thisby Thestoop and Princess Iphigenia have a dangerous adventure ahead of them. If they're going to a rescue the missing prince, stop a mounting war, and keep safe all the creatures who call the mountain dungeon home, they'll have to learn how to trust each other. Don't miss the first book in this rollicking new fantasy-adventure series from debut author Zac Gorman! Zac Gorman is a cartoonist and author from Detroit, Michigan. He worked as a storyboard artist on the Emmy-winning series Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon Network) and was nominated for the Annie Award for Character Design for his work on Welcome to the Wayne (Nickelodeon). He wrote for the Rick and Morty comic series published monthly by Oni Press. Thisby Thestoop and the Black Mountain is his debut novel. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Moira Quirk. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/007135/bk_harp_007135_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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My Dog Made Me Submit To Him (eBook, ePUB)
It was a vicious, unprovoked assault. My dog chased away my date, knocked me down and raped the spirit out of me. I fought as best I could, but he was a big dog and I stood no chance. If I didn’t want to end up a statistic with my throat ripped out just because I told Buddy no, I was going to have to submit. Like it or not, I was now his rape receptacle. Forced to give my life to him. Excerpt: As a single 18-year-old college girl I didn't get out much. I was too wrapped up in my studies to give men much more than a passing glance. Oh sure, I wanted kids just as much as the next lady. But after having practically single-handedly raised my three brothers and sisters, kids weren't something I was looking forward to. So, I stuck to my dorm, keeping to myself and burying my energy into my books. I wanted to become a nurse. But I knew I had a long way to go. My only company was Buddy, a large, black German Shepherd. He was a good dog, but got a little boisterous around male company. I think he was a bit possessive if you want to know the truth. That all came to a head one fine Saturday night. I was right in the middle of my most fertile period and my ovaries were starting to ache a bit, whispering that my clock was ticking. I told them to shut up, but they wouldn't listen. So, knowing I wasn't going to get much studying done with my hormones tickling my belly, I called up this new guy I met in Calculus. He was a tall, handsome fella who I could actually see myself having a nice life with. He took me out to a nice restaurant, grabbed me some flowers and took me dancing afterward. It was honestly the best time I've had in a long, long time and made me completely rethink my life's goals. Like I said, he was good looking. And smooth. After the dance, I invited him up to my dorm for some coffee (and maybe more if you know what I mean). But the second he stepped in the place, Buddy went ape-shit insane. He's barked at strangers before - hell, he'll bark at a fucking squirrel - but never had he acted like this. I'm talking baring fangs, spittle flying from his mouth and the deepest growl I'd ever heard coming from low in his throat. Mark was absolutely petrified. His face was ashen and he looked like he was ready to bolt. I actually think Buddy would've chased him had he ran.- Shop: buecher
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