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    How I Learned to Love Liver: And Other Tales Too Tall to Tell , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 55min
    This hilarious collection of tales will take you back to Joel's liver-lovin' days. As long on laughter as they are short on truth, these tales tell the story of Brian, who loved watermelon, and Brian, who hated watermelon. You'll hear the tale of Moose-Turd Pie and a tale of Paula Bunyan - which was her real name.The zaniness of the tales is matched by the music for a collection of stories you'll want to listen to again and again. Winner of Parents' Choice Silver Award. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joel ben Izzy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/joel/000006/bk_joel_000006_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    What Could Possibly Go Wrong?: The Chronicles of St. Mary's, Book 6 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 551min
    Max is back! New husband, new job, and a training regime that cannot fail - to go wrong! Take one interim chief training officer, add five recruits, mix with Joan of Arc, a baby mammoth, a duplicitous father of history, a bombed rat, Stone Age hunters, a couple of passing policemen who should have better things to do, and Dick the Turd. Stir well, bring to the boil and wait for the bang! Join Max in the sixth instalment in the off-the-wall Chronicles of St Mary's series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Zara Ramm. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/022922/bk_adbl_022922_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Death by Chocolate Sundae: A Cozy Mystery: Caesars Creek Mystery Series Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 93min
    Ohhh, turd apples!! Get him on the floor! Stormi barked. "I'll beat on his chest, but no way are my lips touching his withered rims!" Another murder has occurred in Caesars Creek, Georgia, but this time, right inside The Frozen Scoop Ice Cream Shoppe. Tara and her pals, Stormi and Paige are front and center for the heinous crime, but their attempts to revive the victim may make them suspects. Find out what happens when Tara and her army of amateur sleuths try to solve another murder before they themselves become victims. This story contains humor, unprofessional sleuthing skills, and mentions of strawberry and banana smoothies as well as almond chocolate ripple ice cream. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Angel Clark. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/041820/bk_acx0_041820_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Several Perceptions , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 291min
    Centre stage in Angela Carter's unruly tale of the Flower Power Generation is Joseph - a decadent, disorientated rebel without a cause. A self-styled nihilist whose girlfriend has abandoned him, Joseph has decided to give up existing. But his concerned friends and neighbours have other plans. In an effort to join in the spirit of protest which motivates his contemporaries, Joseph frees a badger from the local zoo; sends a turd airmail to the President of the United States; falls in love with the mother of his best friend; and, accompanied by the strains of an old man's violin, celebrates Christmas Eve in a bewildering state of sexual discovery. But has he found the Meaning of Life? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Jameson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/031843/bk_adbl_031843_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    52 Things to Do While You Poo
    52 Things to Do While You Poo ab 3.99 € als epub eBook: The Turd Edition. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Hobby & Freizeit,
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    Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 154min
    The newest book in the New York Times best-selling "Barney Stinson" canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. "Congratulations!" You're about to have a kid? Well, Bro, you might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I ever be able to do awesome things again? Will I be able to afford this? Can I ever have sex again? Will I be a good parent? Am I able to love this child as much as I love my own life? Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all of these questions is a rock solid "no." But just because your life is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn't mean your kid has to be as lame as you're about to become. And Barney Stinson is here to help. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Neil Patrick Harris. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/006121/bk_sans_006121_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Grave Decisions: Hellgate Guardians, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 642min
    My name is Medley Bell, and if you had told me this time last week that I was demon, then I’d have said you were nuttier than a squirrel turd. Of course, that was before I started seeing the strangest things. I’ve always been a little off, but it took stumbling into a backwater bar to understand how different I really am. So when two drool-worthy guys stop by to tell me that I’m Hell spawn just like them, I’m more relieved than shocked. I mean, it sure does explain a lot. Now, I just have to convince my mama and daddy that they can’t come with me on my first trip to Hell, deal with a hellish biological family I never knew I had, and keep from getting kidnapped by some weird Morax fella with snakes for hair.Things are about to get crazy around here. I guess it’s a good thing I like that. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Amanda Stribling. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/222403/bk_acx0_222403_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Hardwired: Connecting to the Person You Were Created to Be , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 119min
    Have you ever sat in a church and thought, “I just don’t see myself in any of these people...there must be something wrong with me!” We sometimes refer to this as “turd in the punch bowl syndrome”. Millions have been crippled by this affliction. Unfortunately, there is no prescribed or over-the-counter medication for this awful condition. Fortunately, there is an answer. Personality, gifts, and traits are very important to God (He’s the one who puts them in a person to begin with). Most people check their personalities at the door when it comes to church and/or religion. This shouldn’t be so! The book Hardwired could be viewed as a "personality manual" of sorts. No, it cannot define your personality for you, but it can help you understand that you were created very unique. God values your individual personality. He created you to be you, and you alone. Don't let someone else define you.About the author: Husband, dad, and bi-vocational pastor, Chris has been working in ministry since 1994. He has a down-to-earth and simple approach to life. He believes that the key to living in a complex world is increasing the value of simplicity. Chris’ easy-going style of storytelling will encourage you to discover who God has created you to be. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Welch. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/169370/bk_acx0_169370_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Battle of the Bands : Middle School Mayhem , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 354min
    Austin Davenport is back in the mayhemiest adventure yet! Austin's world is forever changed when he learns that nerds have one chance to transform themselves into cool kids. And that's by starting a band.When Austin and his crew get fed up at being even less popular than the kid in the marching band who wears his shoes on the wrong feet, they decide to take matters into their own hands.When Randy Warblemacher, already a popular kid (and Austin's nemesis) starts his own band that overshadows Austin's, the battle is on! And it's not just with Randy! Some of the area's best bands are in on the action: Goat Turd; 64 Farts, and Cold Sore are all looking to come out on top! Join Austin and the gang as they search for and express their badditude. Will the nerds rise to superstardom? Will fame and greed tear the band's friendship apart when half the band falls for the same girl? Will Austin's best friend, Ben, overcome his horrific stage fright? Will Austin split his leather pants and forever scar the youth of America? Middle School Mayhem: Battle of the Bands is the hilarious fourth installment in this planned 12-book series. This fast-paced and gut-busting series is designed for middle grade and younger YA listeners. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: J Stempien. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/195465/bk_acx0_195465_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Lipstick and Lies and Deadly Goodbyes: The Vampire Housewife Series, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 419min
    Ever been almost beheaded by a snow plow? Turned into an undead by a homeless vampire? Cheated and betrayed by your lying sack of shit husband? Welcome to my life. Or, more correctly, my crazy afterlife.To everyone behind the gates of our wealthy community in Charming, Mississippi, my husband and I were the Joneses everyone tried to keep up with. A beautiful house, the perfect gated community, two gorgeous kids, and a supposedly flawless marriage.Until I came home and caught him rolling around in our bed, hip-deep in my best friend. Which led to the aforementioned snow plow incident. I woke up with a fear of the sun and a propensity for drinking blood. Or, in laymen’s terms, a vampire.I thought vampires were supposed to be hot and irresistible. But my maker smells like he just stepped out of a sewer, and he has the appeal of a turd in a punch bowl. But you know how life is as one of the Joneses - you gotta keep up. Keep up appearances, that is.I’ve swapped my triple, venti, sugar-free, nonfat caramel macchiato for a stainless steel rambler that keeps my O-negative at the perfect room temperature. I can still manage the carpool lane, with the right sunglasses to hide my crazy eyes. But between daytime soccer games, a missing college student who might have been a vampire kill, trying not to drain my soon-to-be-ex-husband, and keeping my neighbors in the dark, I’m shaking in my Jimmy Choos. I'm not sure I can do this.My name is Rachel Jones, and I’m the vampire housewife. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Hollie Jackson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/185779/bk_acx0_185779_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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