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Marcus Vega Doesn't Speak Spanish , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 275min

One boy's search for his father leads him to Puerto Rico in this moving middle-grade novel, for fans of Ghost and See You in the Cosmos.Marcus Vega is six feet tall, 180 pounds, and the owner of a premature mustache. When you look like this and you're only in the eighth grade, you're both a threat and a target. After a fight at school leaves Marcus facing suspension, Marcus's mom decides it's time for a change of environment. She takes Marcus and his younger brother to Puerto Rico to spend a week with relatives they don't remember or have never met. But Marcus can't focus knowing that his father - who walked out of their lives 10 years ago - is somewhere on the island. So begins Marcus's incredible journey, a series of misadventures that take him all over Puerto Rico in search of his elusive namesake. Marcus doesn't know if he'll ever find his father, but what he ultimately discovers changes his life. And he even learns a bit of Spanish along the way. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Pablo Cartaya. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/003311/bk_lili_003311_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Stories to Read While Driving: Kill the King and Other Tales , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 185min

If the cabbage man doesn't arrive soon, another meal will slip by and the king will still be allowed to exude foul breath from his lips. While the pastry chef and the royal food taster plot in the kitchen, the butcher keeps a close eye on their plans. And don't forget the sausage-lipped prime minister...he's got a secret buried in that mustache, no doubt about that. Thus is the thrilling quagmire of regicide and culinary espionage of Kill the King. Listen on for this darkly comic tale and eight others, if you dare.... You'll find a mix of suspenseful action-packed short stories such as: The tale of an assassin out to kill his target: his former high school rival. Or quirky and funny stories: The tale of three washed-up and mostly-useless superheroes trying to save the life of a choking man at a deli. And tales of the absurd: The debut author whose great literary work becomes turned into something horrible by a reality TV-loving focus group. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: William Coon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/038879/bk_acx0_038879_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 323min

John Hodgman - New York Times best-selling author, semifamous personality, deranged millionaire, increasingly elderly husband, father, and human of Earth - has written a memoir about his cursed travels through two wildernesses: from the woods of his home in Massachusetts, birthplace of rage, to his exile on the coast of Maine, so-called Vacationland, home to the most painful beaches on Earth. Vacationland is also about Hodgman's wandering in the metaphoric wilderness of his 40s, those years when dudes especially must painfully stop pretending to be the children of bright potential they were and settle into the failing bodies of the wiser, weirder dads that they are. Other subjects covered include the horror of freshwater clams, the evolutionary purpose of the mustache, which animals to keep as pets and which to kill with traps and poison, and advice on how to react when the people of coastal Maine try to sacrifice you to their strange god. After three best-selling books of fake facts, Hodgman is finally ready to tell the truth - in the same outlandish, audacious, and inimitable style that has won him fans in every medium he has worked: books, stage, social media, television, and movies. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Hodgman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/peng/003258/bk_peng_003258_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Mail Order Bride: Winter's Torment: Pioneer Wilderness Romance, Book 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 97min

It's the late fall of 1850, and love is starting to blossom in the nearly lawless town of Dodge City! This much-loved historical, inspirational Western romance series, based in the mid-18th century of the old West, is about empowered women who turn around their hopeless circumstances, with strong faith, and discover authentic men and true love. Meet Winter: she has been scandalized and put to shame in her beloved town of Bangor Maine. Unable to go to her local church and support herself after the incident, she takes the only option she has to seek marriage far away from all of this pain and suffering. "You want me to sleep in the barn?" Henry asked, his expression wary. "On our wedding night?" Winter nodded. "Or the tack shed," she replied. "Whichever you believe would be most comfortable." Will Mother Nature give a devastating blow that will end their love before it starts? Come on down to Dodge City where the bars outnumber the other businesses, and where you can hang out with the local folks like the massive blacksmith Henry Olson, mustache deputy Bat Masterson, and of course the lovely petite five-foot and emotionally scarred Winter Lindstrom. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Madeline Star. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/049535/bk_acx0_049535_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Dim Sum Asylum , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 584min

Welcome to Dim Sum Asylum: a San Francisco where it's a ho-hum kind of case when a cop has to chase down an enchanted two-foot-tall shrine god statue with an impressive Fu Manchu mustache that's running around Chinatown trolling sex magic and chaos in its wake. Senior Inspector Roku MacCormick of the Chinatown Arcane Crimes Division faces a pile of challenges far beyond his human-faerie heritage - snarling dragons guarding C-Town's multiple gates and exploding noodle factories. After a case goes sideways, Roku is saddled with Trent Leonard, a new partner he can't trust, to add to the crime syndicate family he doesn't want and a spell-casting serial killer he desperately needs to find. While Roku would rather stay home with Bob the Cat and whiskey himself to sleep, he puts on his badge and gun every day, determined to serve and protect the city he loves. When Chinatown's dark mystical underworld makes his life hell and the case turns deadly, Trent guards Roku's back and, if Trent can be believed, his heart...even if from what Roku can see, Trent is as dangerous as the monsters and criminals they're sworn to bring down. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Greg Tremblay. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/091348/bk_acx0_091348_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Hard Fast Ride , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 135min

You know you want it. In the dusty wastelands of postmodern Kansas sits a motel that serves as a cheap place to bring cheap dates for cheap tricks, but that all changes when a shot up hot rod crashes into the parking lot. There's a dead man in the passenger seat, a treasure map on the dashboard, and a trunk full of guns. Before the driver gives up the ghost he tells of a daring heist and bags of cash. Two bi-curious prostitutes, Charity (blonde bombshell) and Desire (gothic bad girl), sniff out that there's gold to score and hit the road first after finishing up with a client of peculiar tastes. Hot on their high heels are two trailer trash sisters, Tonya (ex-stripper) and Tammy (perpetual teenager), who see the mystical money as a ticket out of this dustbowl. These ladies will have to face off and race off against bully-boy enforcers, high speed thugs, vengeful rednecks, and a peyote-munching bounty hunter who loves his rocket launcher almost as much as his fine mustache. Whether you strap on or strap in, it's going to get wet and wild in this snarky tall tale of sexy violence on the open road. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dorinda Ravish. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/082776/bk_acx0_082776_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Your Money Or Your Life

A fully revised edition of one of the most influential books ever written on personal finance with more than a million copies soldThe best book on money. Period. Grant Sabatier, founder of Millennial Money, on CNBC Make It"This is a wonderful book. It can really change your life." -Oprah For more than twenty-five years, Your Money or Your Life has been considered the go-to book for taking back your life by changing your relationship with money. Hundreds of thousands of people have followed this nine-step program, learning to live more deliberately and meaningfully with Vicki Robin s guidance. This fully revised and updated edition with a foreword by "the Frugal Guru" (New Yorker) Mr. Money Mustache is the ultimate makeover of this bestselling classic, ensuring that its time-tested wisdom applies to people of all ages and covers modern topics like investing in index funds, managing revenue streams like side hustles and freelancing, tracking your finances online, and having difficult conversations about money.Whether you re just beginning your financial life or heading towards retirement, this book will show you how to: Get out of debt and develop savings Save money through mindfulness and good habits, rather than strict budgeting Declutter your life and live well for less Invest your savings and begin creating wealth Save the planet while saving money and so much more!"The seminal guide to the new morality of personal money management." -Los Angeles Times

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An Adventure with the Little Devils: Behind the Closet Door , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 11min

In An Adventure with the Little Devils: Behind the Closet Door, Davy is having a bad day at school and home, when he wishes that things could be the way he wants them. Suddenly, he hears a thumping noise in his closet, and there he meets two tiny characters: Count DeVille, who looks like a frog-man in a cape, and Sir Tolliver, a man with a mustache, red cape, and bloomers. They lead him through a door in the back of the closet to the World of Whatever. There, he experiences a series of adventures, both fun and sometimes scary, as he travels around on a boat or bubble with Sir Tolliver and Count Deville.Gini Graham Scott, PhD, JD, is a nationally known writer, consultant, speaker, and seminar leader, specializing in business and work relationships, professional and personal development, social trends, and popular culture. She has published a dozen children’s picture books, including Katy’s Bow, Where’s the Avocado?, and several Coyote tales. She has published over 50 nonfiction books with major publishers and over 150 through her company, Changemakers Publishing. She has worked with dozens of clients on memoirs, self-help, popular business books, and film scripts.PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Justin R. Berkey. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/166492/bk_acx0_166492_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Salvador Dalí: A Captivating Guide to the Life of a Famous Spanish Painter Who Is Known for His Surrealist Paintings and Flamboyant Personality , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 198min

If you want to discover the captivating life of Salvador Dalí, then pay attention...Salvador Dalí was a master of the surreal. His paintings are known as “dream photographs”: snapshots of nightmarish scenes brought to life in stunning detail. Dalí was a technical virtuoso, but unlike the grand masters he admired - like Johannes Vermeer and Diego Velázquez - he chose to use his skill to depict the unreal and the absurd. Anyone who has seen his famous painting of the melting watches The Persistence of Memory knows that his paintings are as confusing as they are striking.Yet, like Dalí himself, there are more to those paintings than just what’s on the surface. Unlike many artists of his age, Dalí was a glamorous celebrity, and his pointy mustache has remained a symbol of art and quirkiness to this day. He was as ridiculous as his paintings, but he was also a human being.In Salvador Dalí: A Captivating Guide to the Life of a Famous Spanish Painter Who Is Known for His Surrealist Paintings and Flamboyant Personality, you will discover chapters, such as:Prehistory to PicassoGrowing WingsRebellionRisen StarFame and EccentricityThe Bathtub and the WindowFlightGoing HomeFarewell to the MuseThe Marquis’ Last DrawingThe Immortal MustacheAnd much, much more!So, if you want to learn more about Salvador Dalí, scroll up and click the "buy now" button! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jason Zenobia. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/208633/bk_acx0_208633_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Three Best French Short Stories by Guy de Maupassant, Honoré de Balzac, Gustave Flaubert, Hörbuch, Digital, 243min

Enjoy the short stories of three of the greatest writers of French literature, for the first time assembled together in audiobook and narrated in a lively way. Guy de Maupassant was an absolute master of the short story genre, delighting in clever plotting, concise style, and efficient storytelling, which he used to produce stunning pieces in a very condensed format. He produced more than 300 short stories; we selected for you nine of the most bizarre, influent, humorous or plain shocking. They are in order: "The Englishman of Etretat", "The Mustache", "A Mother of Monsters", "A Portrait", "A Widow", "Madame Baptiste", "The Drunkard", "Magnetism", "An Uncomfortable Bed". By Honoré de Balzac, "The Unknown Masterpiece" is a short text that was received as a revolution in the world of art, for its work about artistic creation: what does completion or failure mean, and how is it that technique does not guarantee either. Flaubert was known for his scrupulous devotion to his style, sometimes working for a whole week to achieve a single page. "A Simple Soul" is a short text containing a lifetime of human emotions. It has been said that no other author has imparted so much beauty and integrity to so modest an existence. This short story is utterly poignant and will change your view of selflessness. Language: English. Narrator: Katie Haigh, Paul Edwards. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/cids/000830/bk_cids_000830_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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