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    My Zombie Dog , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 131min
    Take one shy teenage boy, a dopey best mate, a granny who's lost her marbles (and teeth), a kid sister who bites back and a smelly demon dog. What you'll get is My Zombie Dog.  All Zane wants for his birthday is a dog. A real dog. A guy's dog. But his mum brings home this little mutt and wants to call it 'Fluffy'. Seriously? It's shaggy, smells undead and bites people. And why do its victims all turn sluggish and keep asking Zane for brains? One by one, everyone he knows is becoming infected. Join Zane as he takes on the neighbourhood zombie plague.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lucas Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/102431/bk_acx0_102431_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Secret Bus to Paradise: It's not a Physical Place, on a Map, or in a Guidebook , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 15min
    It was important to me because I needed my fix of travel, my escape from the fast-paced world of the everyday. It’s not Tahiti, or Thailand, or even Hawaii - it’s Interstate 5. It’s not far away, unique, or in the slightest bit exotic. That’s just it. The secret is that it doesn’t need to be. I wear an uncontrollable dopey smile for my small victories over the ordinary. I didn’t tell my friends that I took the bus from San Francisco to LA. They wouldn’t understand. They’re in it for the destination and not the voyage. I can’t tell them that there were flights, but I actually chose to take the bus because that is the way I am. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bradley Charbonneau. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/166888/bk_acx0_166888_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Snow and the 7 Hunks: A Contemporary Fairy Tale Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 403min
    Do you ever get tired of being a good girl? I know I do, with a name like Snow I guess it's expected. But there is nothing good about my boss' new wife. That witch took over the office. And she's determined to turn my fairy tale into a living nightmare. Hello, Enchanted Woods, an exclusive retreat for worn-out girls like me. The retreat has a saying: "True love's kiss will fill your heart with love, but it's his c*ck that will make you cream." Who knows? I might even find a prince there to give me a happy ending. There's no room for grumpy, sleepy and dopey in my life, not when I can have horny, cocky and lucky. A cowboy, an athlete, and a biker...maybe even a billionaire too. Seven is my lucky charm. Let's see which one is my happily-ever-after.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Rodney Falcon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/095355/bk_acx0_095355_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Medicare For the Lazy Man 2020: Simplest and Easiest Guide Ever! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 75min
    Can learning about Medicare actually be fun? Probably not, but it doesn’t have to be miserable like most books will make you feel.Medicare for the Lazy Man is a quick and thorough guide created by a highly qualified expert. It will show how to slide through that encounter with Medicare and squirt out the other side with the best protection available on the market today. In very short order listeners will learn exactly what needs to be done and when.Only here will they find the tools to buy some coverage online without being pestered by dopey insurance agents.What about the best kept secret in all of Medicare? That money-saving product takes commission dollars away from agents so they never speak of it.Buy this book now to enjoy the quickest path to eternal Medicare happiness and bliss! (You might also find a couple of yuks along the way!) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Douglas B. Jones, CLU, RHU. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/192870/bk_acx0_192870_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    A Typo, a Werewolf, and Two Dopey Dachshunds: Blue Moon Investigations: An Origin Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 179min
    Tempest Michaels is about to have a bad week. When a newspaper ad typo sends all manner of daft paranormal enquiries his way, PI Tempest Michaels has no sense of the trouble and danger heading his way. In no time at all, he has multiple cases to investigate, but it’s all ridiculous nonsense like minor celebrity Richard Claythorn, who believes he is being stalked by a werewolf and a shopkeeper in a nearby village with an invisible thief.Solving these cases might be fun if his demanding mother (why are there no grandchildren, Tempest?) didn’t insist on going with him, but the simple case of celebrity stalking might not be all it seems when he catches a man lurking behind the client’s property just in time to see him step into the moonlight and begin to transform.All he wanted was a nice easy job where he got to be his own boss and could take his trusty Dachshunds to work. How much trouble can a typo cause?The paranormal? It’s all nonsense, but proving it might get him killed. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Charles Robert Fox. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/155563/bk_acx0_155563_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Stupid Crook Book , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 224min
    Straight from police blotters across the country, The Stupid Crook Book chronicles idiotic criminals and their foiled attempts to turn a quick buck or cause general mischief. In this hilarious volume, witness stories about dopey crooks such as: A former convict robs a bar to get cash to feed his drug habit. Unfortunately, he lives above the bar in question, and the victim of his crime - his landlord! A man is stopped for speeding in Oklahoma and pleads with the officer not to give him a ticket, IF he finds drugs in the car. A pizza delivery guy is robbed of his pizza by two men - the same two men who called in the pizza order. A neat-freak thief leaves his personalized shoeshine rag at the scene of the crime...and more! Leland Gregory presents tales of clumsy crooks who are more likely to shoot themselves before getting their guns out. Funny, and kind of sad, The Stupid Crook Book is a treat for young adult listeners. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nick Landrum. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/006681/bk_reco_006681_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Bedtime Stories for Kids: Mindfulness Meditation Stories About Unicorns, Mermaids, Dragons, Dinosaurs, and Aliens to Help Your Children Relax and Fall Asleep Fast , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 206min
    If you want to make bedtime into a lovely experience, then pay attention....This is an audiobook of bedtime stories for younger children, each with an insight into our personalities. The audiobook’s little creatures are nonthreatening and nonviolent, and each learns lessons about being human - decent humans.Even though they are not human themselves, they face the same problems we all faced growing up.Being aware of ourselves and mindful of how we feel helps us realize what and who we are. We can see our own prejudices and failings and become aware of our own power.The audiobook uses all our senses - sight, hearing, touch, taste, and smell to bring the tales to life.As you listen to the alien and the dancing dinosaur and follow Dopey the Dreamy Dragon on his adventures, you will find challenges you might have faced and which your children may have to face. The mermaids and the unicorn all have gifts and weaknesses we can share in a tolerant and gentle way. Every story ends with relaxation time to help your child go to sleep. You and your child will find these stories uplifting, inspiring, and peaceful, setting the perfect scene for a long night’s rest.So, if you want a collection of engaging and relaxing stories to help your child fall asleep, then scroll up and click “Buy Now”. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ivan Busenius. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/226002/bk_acx0_226002_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Whale in the Cave , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 358min
    “Have you ever looked up at the sky and wondered if it was really the layer between us and the rest of the universe? What if it was the other way around, but we've been lied to all this time? What if going up is actually going inside the Earth, and going down is going out?” Luke Balena - a dopey, impressionable 26-year-old - is standing on the edge of a hidden cave in the Malibu forest, revisiting a stoned conversation with his friend Wolf before he mysteriously disappeared three days earlier. Is he down there now, joyously exploring an uncharted dimension? With nothing to lose, Luke prepares to climb in and find out for himself. But first, one more hit... Unpredictable and unforgettable, The Whale in the Cave is Mike Avitabile at his deadpan peak: a whimsical, mesmerizing, and hilarious satire on the consequences of believing in anything. "A compelling saga that's hard to put down.” (D. Donovan, senior editor, Midwest Book Review)“At times, the book's oddities, such as Wolf's circular explanation that his job is having the day off, approach those by such masters of the uncanny as Haruki Murakami... There is a constant, unresolved tension between whether Luke's narration is a goofy, marijuana-fueled perspective on plausible events or if readers have entered a completely separate, off-kilter reality. Avitabile is at his best when he chooses to be unapologetically surreal.” (Kirkus Reviews) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chad Fischer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/109159/bk_acx0_109159_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Spider #7 April 1934: The Spider , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 262min
    When the underworld united in one compact army of crime, the Spider - his prestige gone - faced the most vicious collection of criminals and degenerate killers ever assembled under one dark banner of bloody social war! How can Richard Wentworth, robbed of Kirkpatrick and Nita, renew the Spider-fear, which alone can bring him victory from a menace that is making casualty columns of our daily papers and filling our institutions with driveling victims of the new madness? "It's smart to be dopey!" This was the slogan dancing on the laughing lips of the so-called smart set in this hard-hitting Spider novel. According to the slang of 1934, "dope" stood for heroin. And a criminal genius calling himself the Bloody Serpent was its chief pusher. With the repeal of Prohibition, alcohol is now legal. The speakeasies have reopened as legitimate saloons. Bootleggers and their illegal brewers have been thrown out of business. America is celebrating - but also looking for a new illicit kick. Amid this historic upheaval, the Bloody Serpent senses a fresh opportunity. Organizing the New York underworld under his wicked banner, he begins a systematic campaign to undermine law and order - the better to push his narcotic wares on the city's gullible uppercrust. No wonder they called him The serpent of destruction! First, Commissioner Kirkpatrick is framed and disgraced. Then Nita van Sloan is kidnapped with the cruel intention of turning her into a pathetic dope addict. Criminals, once cowing in terror of the Spider's awesome wrath, now laughed at his name, their old arachnophobia gone. That was when the Spider decided to armor himself with a new array of weapons - deadly devices so terrible that they would re-inflict the dread that the master of men had built up in the criminal underworld - and vowing to wage "war to the hilt!" Nick Santa Maria reads this riveting Spider thriller. Originally published in The Spider magazine, Ap ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nick Santa Maria. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/047717/bk_acx0_047717_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    It's Okay to Laugh (Crying is Cool Too) (eBook, ePUB)
    'Thank you for the perfect blend of nostalgia-drenched humour, wit, and heartbreak, Nora' Mandy Moore'This story will compel you to both laugh and cry, just as the title promises. May we all bring Nora's honesty, passion and hope to our lives' Lena Dunham'It is funny, and it is sad, and it is real, and if you've ever been through anything in your life . . . you are going to love this book' Jennifer Weiner, New York Times Bestselling author of Who Do You Lovecomedy = tragedy + time/roséTwenty-seven-year-old Nora McInerny Purmort bounced from boyfriend to dopey 'boyfriend' until she met Aaron - a charismatic art director and comic-book nerd who once made Nora laugh so hard she pulled a muscle. When Aaron was diagnosed with a rare form of brain cancer, they refused to let it limit their love. They got engaged on Aaron's hospital bed and had a baby boy while he was on chemo. In the period that followed, Nora and Aaron packed fifty years of marriage into the three they got, spending their time on what really matters: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, each other and Beyoncé. A few months later, Aaron died in Nora's arms. The obituary they wrote during Aaron's hospice care revealing his true identity as Spider-Man touched the nation. With It's Okay to Laugh, Nora puts a young, fresh twist on the subjects of mortality and resilience. What does it actually mean to live your 'one wild and precious life' to the fullest? How can a joyful marriage contain more sickness than health? How do you keep going when life kicks you in the junk? In this deeply felt and deeply funny memoir, Nora gives her readers a true gift - permission to struggle, permission to laugh, permission to tell the truth and know that everything will be okay. It's Okay to Laugh is a love letter to life, in all its messy glory; it reads like a conversation with a close friend and leaves a trail of glitter in its wake.
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