43 Results for : klutz
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The Hunger Pains: A Parody , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 248min
WINNING MEANS WEALTH, FAME, AND A LIFE OF THERAPY LOSING MEANS DEATH, BUT ALSO FAME! THIS IS THE HUNGER PAINS When Kantkiss Neverclean replaces her sister as a contestant on the Hunger Games - the second-highest-rated reality TV show in Peaceland, behind Extreme Home Makeover - she has no idea what to expect. Having lived her entire life in the telemarketing district’s worst neighborhood, the Crack, Kantkiss feels unprepared to fight to the death while simultaneously winking and looking adorable for the cameras. But when her survival rests on choosing between the dreamy hunk from home, Carol Handsomestein, or the doughy klutz, Pita Malarkey, Kantkiss discovers that the toughest conflicts may not be found on the battlefield but in her own heart... which is unfortunately on a battlefield. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joy Osmanski. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/005783/bk_sans_005783_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Magnolia: Spell Library, Book 11 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 308min
Magnolia Kinsella is finishing her nursing degree and interning at Silver Spring Memorial, but seriously, she’s a little klutz - she's so accident prone that she keeps turning up as a patient more than she should.Magnolia loves to jog to clear her mind and read steamy romance novels. She’s shy when she likes a guy, but a certain magic paperback might change her fate.Remember Thor...Ehm Max, the sexy paramedic from Onyx? He has to rescue our nurse from herself a few times, but he certainly doesn’t mind.What happens if he isn’t the only one who’s noticed our girl, but also his roommates Doctor P. (You’ll have to find out how he earned the nickname) and officer Hunk?Magnolia is a contemporary story within the Silver Springs shared universe Buy this audiobook now to listen to this steamy, contemporary RH with a sprinkle of magic today. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ash Beverly. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/232438/bk_acx0_232438_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Blunder Woman , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 341min
Chloe Knaggs is a bit of a nerd, a bit of a klutz, and all Blunder Woman, especially when it comes to love. Take the love of her life, Matt M. - or as she calls him - Mmm. He's her consummate unboyfriend, meaning, they have all the intimacy of a dating couple without any of the intimacy. Confused? So is Chloe. When Matt decides to elope with the very beautiful, svelte Amber, Chloe goes a little bit crazy and takes her hippy mom and best friend Megan right along with her. Blunder Woman is a hilarious romp with bright characters through a series of misadventures including a derby party gone horribly wrong, a night of drinking Flaming Turtles, and a fundraising event where the biggest blunder of all occurs. Blunder Woman is funny, fresh, and above all real...in a truly awkward way. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tanya Eby. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/003873/bk_acx0_003873_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Unlucky Number Four: The Fortune Cookie Diaries, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 111min
In New Orleans, Louisiana, something with a weird sense of humor is stranding myth in a non-magical world. Dr. Tiffany Crews and gang find themselves no longer chasing Damn Duck, running into walls or spilling soup. As a matter of fact, no accidents have happened in the last week. It isn't until they find Damn Duck sitting quietly on the balcony, Miracai, the carnivorous unicorn, eating greens without flatulence, and her klutz tendencies missing, Tiffany realizes something is up. Only when her best friend, Janet, begins dating a man named Aiden Murphy, does Tiffany understand - Murphy has been dropped into New Orleans. Not a far stretch of imagination considering the Fairy Godmother identifies him during lunch at Chopstix. All the years of pent up frustration leads the entire gang into trouble as they decide it is time to get revenge, giving Murphy, and those bloody laws of his, a taste of his own medicine. If only it was that simple. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: W. B. Ward. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/032423/bk_acx0_032423_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Hard Tail: Southampton Stories, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 411min
Finding love can be a bumpy ride With his job and his marriage dead in a ditch, Tim Knight doesn’t take much persuading to leave London for the greener fields of Southampton and look after his injured brother's mountain bike shop. But Tim’s a fish out of water in this brave new world of outdoor sports and technical jargon - not to mention struggling with the realization he can no longer deny his sexuality, at least to himself. The reason? Matt Berridge, his brother’s bike mechanic. Fit, tanned, and an adorable klutz, Matt takes a tumble the day they meet and falls straight into Tim’s heart. There’s only one problem: Matt’s boyfriend, who Tim’s convinced is abusing him, despite the stories Matt comes up with to explain away the bruises. A black belt in karate, Tim’s no pushover when it comes to physical confrontation. But he’ll need to step his courage up a gear if he’s ever going to come out, be himself - and save the man he’s coming to love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Philip Rose. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/167221/bk_acx0_167221_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A-Z of Horror: Complete Collection: Fear from Beginning to End , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 959min
All 26 fiendish tales from the best-selling series, A-Z of Horror, by Iain Rob Wright. From neighbourhood yetis to military robots, this terrifying collection has it all and will leave you sleeping with the lights on! Collection includes A Is for AntichristB Is for BogeywomanC Is for Clown D Is for Detour (guest Story by Jacob Rayne) E Is for Exterminator F Is for Feral G Is for Genome H Is for Hell I Is for Ice J Is for Jaws K Is for Klutz L Is for Lamia M Is for Matty-Bob N Is for Nightmare O Is for Orifice P Is for Peeling Q Is for Quarantine R Is for Revenant S Is for Sand T Is for Troglodyte U Is for Urinary Tract V Is for Vulgar (offensive!) W Is for Waste X Is for X-22 Y Is for Yeti Z - Zion Bonus Content Daddy’s Girl, by Andrew Lennon The Dead Have Feelings Too, by Craig Saunders Stag Night, by Matt Hickman ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Aubrey Parsons. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152099/bk_acx0_152099_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Imperfectly Proverbs 31: Huckleberry Lake, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 239min
To help her archaeologist sister, geeky Samantha Rose swaps her black T-shirts and diet of pizza and ice cream for a pretty apron and a summer caring for her adorable twin nieces plus their Newfoundland dog in Huckleberry Lake, Idaho. How hard can it be?When the homemaker blog meant to reassure her sister goes viral, everyone believes it's real. Sam needs to convince them she truly is a Proverbs 31 woman before the girls' overprotective grandma swoops in to remove them.Burned-out city crime journalist Daniel Novak thinks a month at the lake will be his worst nightmare when he is forced by his boss to interview Sam then take a vacation. But he finds her surprising and delightful as her attempt to impress him with a picnic goes horribly wrong. Time with Sam could restore his lost faith in people - and in God.But if Ms. Klutz-in-the-Kitchen can't transform herself into a perfect homemaker in time, he has to reveal the truth. No matter what it does to their growing love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sarah Kate. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/106437/bk_acx0_106437_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Saucy Southern Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 229min
Author and professional storyteller Brooke Cox believes sauces from the Lord are all around us. Don’t be misled; this is not a book about food. For the most part, Cox considers these sauces as the basis for stories that equal fun lessons from God. She says these sauces often leak into our lives in the guise of stories that are equipping us to live, not only in our present, but also in our future. In the book Saucy Southern Stories, Cox shares the zesty sauces the Lord has generously poured onto her quirky tomboy life. She believes he wants her to impart her personal musings, about life and family for his glory, and to make a difference in other people’s lives. In these true saucy tales filled with gumball machines, bling, and softball, Cox shares what she has learned about being fearless in pursuing your dreams. If the listener is paying attention, they will see biblical truths in each heartfelt recounting. As a self-acclaimed klutz who runs too fast, Cox says we should learn to take life in stride, laugh when we can, and always rely on the Lord for help. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Suzannah Laski. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/158825/bk_acx0_158825_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Lucky Number Six: Fortune Cookie Diaries, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 152min
Warning: Reading Lucky Number Six may cause uncontrolled bursts of laughter, spewing drink out of the reader's nose, belief in snarky carnivorous unicorns and the need to visit New Orleans during Mardi Gras. In New Orleans something with a weird sense of humor is stranding mythical creatures in Dr.Tiffany Crews's courtyard. Renowned psychiatrist, klutz, and Arkansas hillbilly with her feet firmly rooted in reality, Tiffany isn't quite ready for a one hundred twenty pound fairy godmother sporting dragonfly wings, nor aunicorn to come waltzing into her life. Especially when the unicorn starts talking and farting rainbows and her new fairy godmother insists she's been sent because happily-single Tiffany made a wish to find her one true love. Every attempt for Tiffany and friends to shove these mythical charges back to the place where they belong ends in hijinks and compromising situations. Never one to give up on a tricky problem, nor her grip on sanity, Tiffany decides she needs to fit the two myths into reality and Mardi Gras is just the time to start. But if only it was that easy. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: W.B. Ward. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/024159/bk_acx0_024159_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Imperfectly Proverbs 31 (Huckleberry Lake, #2) (eBook, ePUB)
She's trying to be what she's not. He's where he doesn't want to be. To help her archeologist sister, geeky Samantha Rose agrees to swap her black T-shirts and diet of pizza and ice-cream for a pretty apron and a summer caring for her adorable twin nieces and their newfoundland dog in Huckleberry Lake, Idaho. How hard can it be? When Perfectly Proverbs 31, the blog she starts to reassure her sister, goes viral and everyone believes she really is a wonderful homemaker, Sam reluctantly needs to keep up the pretense. If she doesn't, she risks ruining everyone's summer. The girls' oh-so-capable and over-protective grandma will surely swoop in to take them away from her. Forced by his boss to interview Sam then take a vacation, a month at the lake with nnothing to do but write a fluff piece is burned-out city crime journalist Daniel Novak's worst nightmare. But he finds Samantha surprising and delightful, as her attempts to impress him with a picnic go horribly wrong. Time with her could restore his lost faith in people - and in God. Except, he has to write the truth in his article. Can Ms Klutz-in-the-Kitchen transform herself to a Proverbs 31 woman in time to stop him revealing her blog is a fake? And what will happen to their growing love when he does. Real Romance, Real Faith!- Shop: buecher
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