43 Results for : snotty
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Hitched to the Heir , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 267min
No matter where she looks, Jasmine Molina's life is hard: her mother passed away, her brother is fighting overseas, and all she has left in the world is a drunken gambling addict for a father, a man who steals her hard-earned tips every time there's a "sure thing" at the track. Behind in her tuition payments and the utility bills, the last thing Jasmine needs is a spoiled-brat rich kid making her life miserable. Gage Kingsley and his gang of snotty fraternity brothers have painted a target on Jasmine's back, and they take special delight in picking on her daily. But when they show up at her house in the middle of the night to collect an overdue loan from her father, Gage and Jasmine's worlds truly collide. There's only one way out...accept Gage's offer of marriage, or watch her father die. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Meghan Kelly. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/075456/bk_acx0_075456_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Prickly Business , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 670min
Some people might call Avery Babineaux a prick. He's a hedgehog shifter from an old-money Louisiana family, with a penchant for expensive shoes and a reputation for being a judgmental snob. His attitude is why he and his fated mate are estranged. Not that Avery cares. He doesn't want to be mated to some blue-collar werewolf anyway. Or so he keeps telling himself. No werewolf likes to be looked down upon, least of all Dylan Green. He doesn't need a mate, especially not some snotty hedgehog who sneers at his custom motorcycle shop and calls him a grease monkey. But when Avery gets into trouble with a shady loan shark, Dylan can't stand by and let him be hurt - whether he wants the brat or not. Yet once Dylan steps into Avery's world, he realizes there's more to Avery than his prickly exterior, and that unexpected vulnerability calls to Dylan's protective instincts. The sassy little hedgehog needs a keeper, and despite their horrible first impressions, Dylan starts to believe he might be the wolf for the job. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Iggy Toma. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/049949/bk_acx0_049949_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Ingrid Has Two Dads: My Family Is Normal! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 58min
Has anyone ever made you feel like you weren't normal? As Ingrid finds out, the only people who think gay life isn't normal are the weirdos themselves! One day at the playground, the class mean girl, Veronica, shouted, "Ingrid is a freak!" with her snotty friends. Why? Because Ingrid has two dads. When Ingrid makes the mistake of pushing Veronica, the school principal decides not to punish her but make Ingrid write a journal exploring why her dads are as normal as any other parents. As Ingrid learns in the course of her assignment, so many "normal" people she didn't know are actually gay...and her dads are pretty cool! Classically trained actor Alec Manley Wilson provides a beautiful narration for this uniquely modern classic tale. Wilson starred in the LGBT themed film Shared Rooms and has had roles on Modern Family, My Crazy Ex, and Comedy Central. He received his MFA in acting from the American Repertory Theater/Moscow Art Theater Institute at Harvard University and his BFA in Acting from Western Oregon University. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alec Manley Wilson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/071458/bk_acx0_071458_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Let's Be Just Friends , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 195min
What if the man you've always loved isn't the right one for you? Rose Atwood has been in love with her best friend for years, and she's tired of keeping her feelings under wraps for fear of getting hurt. Being Tyler's best friend is becoming more difficult with every passing year and every new woman in his life - especially Georgiana Smithson, a snotty, beautiful girl who's in Law School with them. When Rose, dumped by her long-term boyfriend, moves temporarily into Tyler's apartment, tension spikes. Georgiana wants Rose out of the house. Rose wants Georgiana out of Tyler's life. And Tyler...well, he doesn't really know what he wants. As an unexpected argument brings Rose and Tyler closer than they've ever been, they must decide if there's more to their relationship than being just friends. And they must do it quickly, as Georgiana is determined to do everything in her power to keep Tyler and Rose apart. After all, all is fair in love and war. Will Rose make a leap of faith and trust Tyler with her heart? Will Tyler make the right choice, or will he be too late? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Heidi Baker. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/098374/bk_acx0_098374_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Bonaventure and Clyde , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 126min
Handsome cowboy, meet ravishing ballet dancer. Hunky cowboy Clyde Walker grew up on a horse ranch working side by side with the rough and tough men who ran the place. When Clyde moved east for grad school, he didn't expect to find romance with the type of guy more comfortable in tights and ballet slippers than in jeans and work boots. Bonaventure "Bonnie" Rinaldi is jaded to pretty boys. However, as a favor to his best friend during an event at a snotty country club, the stunning Bonaventure becomes Clyde's guide and dinner companion. Bonaventure discovers that chaperoning the smoldering stranger through the event is a nicer duty than most - Clyde is genuine, magnetic, refreshing. Sparks fly, passions ignite. Except Clyde is Boston-bound, and Bonnie's the premier danseur with the Manhattan Contemporary Ballet Company. Twenty-four amazing hours together and endless weeks of a long-distance relationship can't form a basis for life-changing decisions. Or can they? To make this work, they'd have to be Bonnie and Clyde. Bonaventure and Clyde is a gay romance with happy ending, no cliff hangers, and explicit material. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Formichella. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/079771/bk_acx0_079771_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Cindy and the Prom King , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 272min
Cindy Ellis has plans for her life that do not include working in her stepmother’s spa. When she gets a scholarship to Manderley, Cindy thinks her dreams are finally coming true. Filled with visions of an Ivy League education and a fabulous new life, she can’t wait to leave Castle High behind and get started. If only she didn’t have to leave her two BFFs as well, it would be perfect. When the school’s drop-dead gorgeous transfer student and star soccer player, Marco, notices her on the first day of school, it almost is. But that’s where the fairy tale ends…because, once inside the hallowed halls with classes in full swing, Cindy sticks out like a generic brand among designer labels. Tormented by her snotty stepsisters and without her best friends for support, she begins to wonder if Manderley Prep is really all it’s cracked up to be. But when Cindy meets sweet-but-spoiled Victoria and Scott, who are itching to give her a makeover, she might just find some new BFFs, too. And after a true fairy-tale moment with Marco, maybe even a BF… ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Emma Meltzer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/010027/bk_adbl_010027_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Robot Squashed My Teacher (eBook, ePUB)
A Robot Squashed My Teacher is the laugh-out-loud, wacky adventure by Pooja Puri brilliantly illustrated by Allen Fatiaharan, the sequel to the Marcus Rashford Bookclub Selected book A Dinosaur Ate My Sister. Before you start reading, there are a few things you should know:1. I, Esha Verma, am a genius inventor extraordinaire.2. I like lists.3. I did not mean to turn my teacher into a pigeon. Some things just can't be helped.Esha Verma, her snotty apprentice Broccoli and his secretly cunning pet tortoise have a dream. They are going to win the legendary Brain Trophy - the ultimate inventing prize. This year's entry: The RoarEasy - a gadget that lets the user speak to animals.But when Esha's arch-nemesis, fellow inventor Ernie, lands her in detention, the RoarEasy malfunctions and suddenly Monsieur Crépeau is TRANSFORMED INTO A PIGEON.Luckily for Esha, she knows exactly what she needs to repair her invention and where to find it: locked away in the mysterious Central Research Laboratories. She, Broccoli, Archibald and Monsieur Crépeau will have to go undercover and break into the labs before the competition to return Monsieur Crépeau to his human form. And with Ernie following them, determined to foil their plans as they face giant robots, killer plants, shrinking machines, robo-spiders, clouds that make you float and terrifying twisters, they're going to need all the help they can get to get out of this wacky pickle.- Shop: buecher
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The Chosen , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 408min
What do you get when you mix a couple of immortals, a snotty archangel, the Father of Lies, a redneck street preacher and a couple of wiseass waitresses from Texas? You get a cross-country road trip to save the world, of course! Adam (yeah that Adam) has been around for a long time, but even he's never seen anything like this. He has to gather his ex-girlfriend and his youngest daughter with his ex-wife (you remember Eve, right?) and his oldest surviving son (Cain) and get them across the country for a meeting with Archangel Michael and Lucifer to determine the fate of the world. Along the way there are strip clubs, cheap beer, expensive whiskey, biker bar fights, shotgun blasts in motel parking lots, sing-alongs in public parks and other wild adventures as our group of intrepid immortals and universal icons travel to save the world. The Chosen is the first novel from best-selling fantasy novelist John G. Hartness. A wild comic ride through biblical genre-bending, The Chosen is as funny as it is probing. With characters pulled from the pages of the Bible and from everyday life, The Chosen takes a hard look at what happens when the divine becomes the everyday. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Andrew McFerrin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/029736/bk_acx0_029736_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Coal Black Mornings , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 261min
Listen to the end for an audiobook exclusive: Brett Anderson in conversation with Matt Thorne, author of Prince. Brett Anderson came from a world impossibly distant from rock star success, and in Coal Black Mornings he traces the journey that took him from a childhood as 'a snotty, sniffy, slightly maudlin sort of boy raised on Salad Cream and milky tea and cheap meat' to becoming founder and lead singer of Suede. Anderson grew up in Hayward's Heath on the grubby fringes of the Home Counties. As a teenager he clashed with his eccentric taxi-driving father (who would parade around their council house dressed as Lawrence of Arabia, air-conducting his favourite composers) and adored his beautiful, artistic mother. He brilliantly evokes the seventies, the suffocating discomfort of a very English kind of poverty and the burning need for escape that it breeds. Anderson charts the shabby romance of creativity as he travelled the tube in search of inspiration, fuelled by Marmite and nicotine, and Suede's rise from rehearsals in bedrooms, squats and pubs. And he catalogues the intense relationships that make and break bands as well as the devastating loss of his mother. Coal Black Mornings is profoundly moving, funny and intense - a book which stands alongside the most emotionally truthful of personal stories. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Brett Anderson, Matt Thorne. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/twuk/001448/bk_twuk_001448_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Haunted Covenant: Dying Covenant Trilogy, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 530min
Being a parent isn't easy. Zoe Lake-Winters knew that before she took on the job, but 12 years after giving birth - a legendary event that she's still talking about (with only minimal complaint...most of the time) - she's still getting used to not being the most immature person in the room. Sami Winters is every mother's dream - if every mother's dream includes an eye-rolling snark factory who is desperate to fit into a snotty tween world, that is. Still, Zoe and her husband Aric do their best in a difficult world. Of course, being the most powerful mage in the Midwest only adds to the problems, and when someone starts hijacking Sami's dreams on the eve of her birthday, Zoe finds herself in the middle of a paranormal mess. Shades haunt the woods surrounding the Winters' house, and they share a goal: Getting Sami past her parents' impressive defenses and luring a defenseless child into the wilderness so they can harness her burgeoning powers. Zoe will do anything to protect her only child, but when the face of evil finally reveals itself, she finds the dangers of the past threatening her happy future. Can Zoe and Aric keep their only child safe? And, more importantly, as Sami comes of age, will she prove to be stronger than either of her parents ever envisioned? Only time will tell, and the day of reckoning is finally here. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Erin deWard. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/088873/bk_acx0_088873_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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