Loons

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (3) – ‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas’ , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 174min

Read by Louise Rennison. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Jas said, "Well, what happened? "And I said, "Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged." "So it was like…""Yeah… a snogging fest.""Sacré bleu!" Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.""Oo-er…""D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things." "Was he dancing?" "No… I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas…"Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Louise Rennison. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/000848/bk_hcuk_000848_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Lunar , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 224min

It should have been the perfect evening. But for blue collar delivery man Nick Skinner, the romantic time he spent with the love of his life, Dawn, has just turned into his worst nightmare. Waking suddenly, he’s attacked by something feral in his room...and it’s not alone. The clock is frozen at just gone midnight and only certain things work, only some lights, only some vehicles. The city has become a hunting ground for...the loons: humanoid creatures with claws and completely white eyes. White like the moon above that seems to be influencing them. As Nick attempts to work out what is going on in this never-ending night, he must also fight to survive. But are there any others still left alive? And what has happened to Dawn? “Paul Kane’s writing has a style and elegance.... He’s a first rate storyteller, never failing to marry his insights into the world and its anguish with the pleasures of phrases eloquently turned.” (Clive Barker, best-selling author of Arabat and The Hellbound Heart) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christian Francis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/202039/bk_acx0_202039_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Rant Zone: An All-Out Blitz Against Soul-Sucking Jobs, Twisted Child Stars, Holistic Loons, & More, Hörbuch, Digital, 160min

In this fourth installment of his acclaimed Rants series, bestselling author, Emmy Award-winning talk-show host, and wisecracking analyst for ABC's Monday Night Football Dennis Miller makes hamburger meat out of society's most sacred cows. And he does it as only he can, with the kinds of allusions that require high SAT scores or at least a smart crib sheet. This time around, Miller takes on child stars with rap sheets, women with bigger muscles than his own, herbs you don't smoke, God, and football. As always, nothing is out-of-bounds. Language: English. Narrator: Dennis Miller. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/001313/bk_harp_001313_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Fat Old Woman in Las Vegas: Gambling, Dieting, and Wicked Fun , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 286min

After fighting off physical indignities that would keep a lesser woman in her recliner, Pat Dennis sets out on a solo journey to experience the loves of her life - Las Vegas, gambling, and all-you-can eat buffets. Pat travels the 2000 miles alone from Minnesota to Sin City by car, train, and greyhound bus. Pat's ability to take an honest and often hilarious look at aging, declining health, out-of-control gambling, and a myriad of nueroses, make this inspiring, funny, and enjoyable.Pat Dennis' short stories and humor appear in magazines such as Woman's World and Minnesota Public Radio's, Minnesota Monthly. Her work has been published in numerous anthologies, including Anne Frasier's Deadly Treats; Who Died in Here?; The Silence of the Loons; Resort to Murder; Fifteen Tales of Murder, Mayhem and Malice From the Land of Minnesota Nice; Once Upon a Crime Anthology; Writes of Spring, and Mood Change. She is the author of the Betty Chance mystery series which includes Murder by Chance, Killed by Chance, Dead by Chance, and Vegas by Chance. Her latest venture is the hilarious Kill Me! My Husband's Retired! - a coloring book for the reluctant adult. Her other novels include Stand-Up and Die, and a Middle School novel The Witches of Dorkdom, written under her pen name, Nora England. Pat performed as a stand-up comedian with more than 1000 performances at comedy clubs, Fortune 500 companies, women's expos, and special events. She has appeared on the same venue as Lewis Black, Phyllis Diller, and Nick Swardson. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Beth Kesler. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/140555/bk_acx0_140555_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Rusty Wilson's Canadian Bigfoot Campfire Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 278min

Ready for some stories from the vast wilderness of Canada? It's home to the sasquatch: a creature that's revered and feared by the natives there since before time was recorded. Settle back with a cup of hot chocolate, lock the doors, and be ready to call your best friend in case you start seeing big hairy faces in the window (but be aware that your friend may also be listening to these stories, so have a backup plan). These 12 all-new and original stories from Rusty Wilson, the world's greatest Bigfoot storyteller, will keep you intrigued, hanging on to the edge of your seat, or wishing you could travel up north and see what all the excitement's about for yourself. Come hear about a young man who finally gets his wish to visit one of the world's wildest places, where he quickly realizes that maybe his parents were right after all. Then hear about the strange case where a sasquatch discovers a rare fossilized dinosaur skeleton. And then, if you dare, hear about a woman who stops for a break on a remote Canadian back road and ends up taking something home with her that she really doesn't want. And there's the sasquatch that ends up saving peoples' lives by stealing all their food in the dead of winter. Listen to a tale of a sasquatch that brings a couple together through its death, one that decides it wants to be in a painting, or perhaps another who likes the taste of loons, or even a man who discovers a secret Bigfoot food source. These campfire tales are guaranteed to make you happy you're safe and sound in your house instead of listening to a sasquatch screaming in the darkness from inside your thin nylon tent, deep in the Canadian wilds. Or, if you're truly the adventurous type, maybe you'll want to buy a thin nylon tent and head to British Columbia or Alberta. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Richard Henzel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/034945/bk_acx0_034945_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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