42 Results for : pooping
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The Perfect Puppy Project: The Ultimate No-Mess, Zero-Stress, Step-by-Step Guide to Raising the Perfect Puppy (Street-Smart Dog Training) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 227min
Are you a first-time puppy parent? Excited? Petrified?Keen to get started - but clueless about canines, no dog-owning experience, and no idea who to trust or where to turn for help?If only there was a way to avoid well-meaning but bad advice, eliminate the giant mistakes that cause life-long problems, and give your puppy a great start in life...well, now you can - because in The Perfect Puppy Project, superhero dog training specialist Dominic Hodgson shares a simple, step-by-step, fool-proof guide to hold your hand through the crucial first days, weeks, and months with your new family member.In this book you'll discover:The fool-proof formula that eliminates all unwanted biting, chewing, stealing, and indoor pooping. This simple trick makes your puppy a joy to share your home with.How to correctly exercise and socialize your puppy to stop him turning into a dog-obsessed mutt who's difficult and dangerous to let off lead. Get this right and enjoy stress-free walks for the rest of your dog’s life.How to avoid the five most common mistakes that can ruin your puppy - including how to swerve the fluffy-bunny dog trainers who run underground "dog park raves" disguised as "puppy parties".Follow Dom’s advice and you will quickly and easily create a calm routine for your puppy, helping him fit seamlessly into his new home. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dominic Hodgson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/152455/bk_acx0_152455_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 204min
Toddler a**holery is a normal part of human development - not unlike puberty, except this stage involves throwing food on the floor and taking swings at people who pay your way in life. For parents of toddlers, it's a "you better laugh so you don't cry" period. Bunmi Laditan's hilarious, satirical guide to toddlerhood offers parents instant (and very welcome) comic relief - along with the very good news that It's Not Your Fault. Chapters cover the cost of raising a toddler, feeding your toddler, potty training, tantrums, how to manage the holidays, and "how not to die inside". Parents will see themselves in the very funny sections on taking your toddler to restaurants ("One parent will spend their time walking your toddler around the restaurant and outside like a cocker spaniel, while the other, luckier parent will eat alone."), things you thought you'd never say that you now say as a parent of a toddler ("I can tell you're pooping because your eyes are watering."), and how to order pizza ("Spend $40 on pizza delivery. Listen to your toddler cry for 30 minutes about how the pizza is all wrong. Watch your toddler take a small bite of crust. Google 'can anger give you a heart attack?' Start the bedtime routine."). Laditan's wildly funny voice has attracted hundreds of thousands of fans of Honest Toddler on social media; here she speaks parent to tired parent, easing the pains and challenges of raising toddlers with a hefty dose of adult humor and wit. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bahni Turpin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/004212/bk_rand_004212_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Potty Training Puppy: A Comprehensive Guide to Help You Navigate the Crappy Job of House Training Your Puppy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 119min
Do you want to potty train your puppy the right way? Discover the time tested method that will make your house training process a breeze. Set your puppy up to succeed with Potty Training Puppy. In this invaluable step-by-step guide, professional dog trainer and best-selling author Ted Efthymiadis will demystify the sometimes messy world of potty training for puppies. Packed with easy-to-implement, practical advice, you'll have all of the information needed to get your puppy to use the bathroom outside, and some help along the way if you run into some crappy luck. In this guide, you'll learn that each puppy will learn and develop at their own pace, and this is why the guide does not claim to be a seven-day process like many books claim. One week is not enough time to potty train most puppies, and this guide will show you the developmental signs to watch for so that you can achieve your training milestones. Drawing from his personal and professional experience, you'll be happy to hear our dog BB's story about pooping in a bike shop if your puppy is struggling with the potty training process.You can expect:An extensive look at potty training puppies of different ages.Six sample potty training schedules.Suggestions for things to buy that will make the process easier on you and your puppy.Tips to help house train older dogs.A comprehensive problem-solving section and much, much more....Free bonus download on our website: How to train your puppy to ring a set of bells to communicate with you that they need to go outside and go potty. Scroll up to the top of the page, and hit that "Buy" button now, so that you can get the direction that you need right now.PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ted Efthymiadis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/149316/bk_acx0_149316_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Raising Your Puppy: A Practical Guide to Raising an Happy and Faithful Dog. It Includes Modern Training Methods Explained Step by Step , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 361min
Discover how to raise an amazing, obedient, and happy puppy without having to use punitive and inhumane training methods with this definitive guide to positive home training for puppies!Do you want to raise a puppy into a lifelong companion, but don't know where to begin? Are you tired of your adorable little fur ball gnawing at everything in sight and pooping all over the house?Do you find yourself often staring at other puppy owners in amazement at how they are able to get their puppies to listen to their commands while you struggle with getting yours to obey the simplest of instructions?If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then this guide is for you.Training a puppy can look like tons of fun, but it can be a head-scratching and difficult experience if you don't know what you're doing. It can be frustrating enough to resort to using spanking, yelling, and other less-than-ideal training methods to get your puppy to behave, which often makes the problem worse.In this guide, Alexander Ward shows you everything you need to know about house-training even the most energetic and rambunctious of puppies and getting them to listen to your commands.From crate training to obedience training, you're handed all the tools to effectively train your dog without using abusive and ineffective techniques.Here's a snippet of what you're going to learn in Raising Your Puppy:Everything you need to know about dogs if you're a new ownerThe simple, four-step method to help you select the perfect puppy that is right for your temperament and personalityNine must-have puppy supplies that are absolutely indispensable and will make raising your puppies a breezeHousebreaking: how to effectively potty train your puppy in a few weeks like a proFoolproof techniques to teach your puppy obedience without using punishment tactics and intimidation15 surefire ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Preece. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/169221/bk_acx0_169221_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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German Shepherd Training for Dogs and Puppies by BoneUP Dog Training: Are You Ready to BoneUP? Easy Steps Fast Results, German Shepherd Training , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 121min
German Shepherd Training Book for Dogs & Puppies by Bone Up Dog TrainingAre you ready to bone up? Are you ready to bone UP and train your German Shepherd? Because, this German Shepherd dog training audiobook begins from the car ride home. Professionally scripted to learn fast, it will captivate your attention non-stop, and teach you quickly to train your German Shepherd dog. Day one, where we begin together, makes the success difference in training your German Shepherd. It’s that critical moment from the car ride home, to begin communicating with your dog at your pup’s level. There’s a name for it too. It’s called Dogmanship, and your dog craves it. In fact, it’s the key difference in the Bone-Up dog training system that creates the simple steps that get you the quick results you’re looking for - now. Now, and not some time, some-day, in some-future. Look at what you’re about to learn from this audiobook!BoneUp dog training is all about rewards-based clicker training using Dogmanship, a clicker, treats, praising, and phrasing - all in a few simple steps.The ultimate results training systemBasic commands - all of them you could possibly need.Hand cues - Think about it! Have you ever been on the phone, while your dog is barking? Yes? Well no more of that unnecessary nonsense. With Bone Up hand cues, you'll learn exactly how to stop that nuisance without skipping a beat.Socializing - Dogs love hanging out with friends too. They can also tell who’s a true friend too. If you know what I mean. Dog Behaviors such as: Barking, growling, peeing, pooping, chewing, howling, begging, crying, whining, rubbing, nipping, jumping, humping, rubbing, digging, running away, chasing animals, and all the rest, replaced with the best. Alpha Dog -important stuff here! Listen, your dog craves the Alpha. And from the car ride home it's either going to be him or you tha ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bob Mickelson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/134592/bk_acx0_134592_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Sick Doggy: The Ultimate Guide to Common Puppy Illnesses & Cures , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 29min
Are you a first-time pet parent? Does your little puppy keep showing signs of illness? Does the pup often refuse to eat food? Are you worried if you are giving him the right kind of care? Did your pup scare you when she vomited blood? If your answer to any of the above questions is "yes", then you have chosen the right audiobook. Having a puppy is similar to having a baby in the house. You need to keep running around to ensure the fur ball had his food, drank enough water, and is getting good sleep. It also is extremely important to check if he or she is comfortable in his new home. If you are a new pet parent, the first thing you should do is get your pup dewormed. When he or she is around six to eight weeks old, you need to start getting first-year puppy vaccinations done. After doing all this you still notice signs of weakness or illness in the pup, then you need to take the fur baby to the vet immediately. The puppy might vomit too often, keep whining, or face difficulty in pooping/peeing. Unfortunately, these voiceless beings cannot tell us what they feel inside, but it is our responsibility as a human - as their pet parent - to understand what they need. Through the course of the audiobook, we intend to discuss the most common types of illness a pup is bound to get affected by. Here is a quick snapshot of what is covered in the audiobook: Intestinal parasites Canine distemper Kennel cough Puppy vomiting Puppy diarrhea Puppy fleas Puppy ticks Without any further ado, click on the "Buy now" button right away, and read more so you can give your little pooch the best care and attention. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Millian Quinteros. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/117210/bk_acx0_117210_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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From Poop to Gold: The Marketing Magic of Harmon Brothers , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 203min
You've seen the ads: Squatty Potty, Chatbooks, Purple, Poo~Pourri (and more). You've laughed along with millions of others. And you've learned new euphemisms for poop, which can come in handy if you're ever apparated back to junior high. But who creates all these ads? Glad you asked. It's Harmon Brothers. From Poop to Gold takes you behind the scenes of some of the most successful video ads in internet history - and the lessons learned along the way. A stunning number of hilarious videos that have “gone viral” - and which have also managed to sell huge quantities of product (think of Squatty Potty’s pooping unicorn as just one example) - have one thing in common: they were created by this small group of people from a small-ish town in Provo, Utah. With awards from AdAge, Unruly, Adweek, and a WEBBY for Best Writing, Harmon Brothers - and their revolutionary model - transform poop into gold, and can do the same for you and your company. Originally more of a history of Harmon Brothers, From Poop to Gold changed in form as it changed its author, Chris Jones. He began to see dozens of applications of the Harmon Brothers' business model, and ways From Poop to Gold could potentially be much more than just a recitation of facts. Author Chris Jones pulls back the curtain and reveals the behind-the-scenes magic including their innovative business model, one of the biggest secrets behind their success. American business is often dysfunctional, a clear contrast to the often chaotic but always collegial - and successful - model at Harmon Brothers. More, the HB system both treats its employees like adults and allows them to behave like human beings, unique and powerful in their own ways. It was a story that needed telling. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Matt Olson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/139887/bk_acx0_139887_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Border Collie Training Book for Dogs & Puppies by BoneUP DOG Training: Are You Ready to BoneUp? "Easy Training * Fast Results" , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 120min
Are you ready to boneUP?This Border Collie training system begins from the car ride home. Like, now. When it counts. When it matters to you, your pup, and your family. From day one. Today.Day one makes the success difference in training your Border Collie. It’s that critical moment from the car ride home, to begin communicating with your dog at your pup’s level.There’s a name for it too. It’s called Dogmanship, and your dog craves it. Fact, it’s the key difference in the boneUP dog training system that creates the simple steps that get you the quick results you’re looking for - now. Now, and not some time, some-day, in some-future.Look at what you’re about to learn in how to teach your Border Collie.BoneUP dog training is all about rewards-based clicker training using Dogmanship, a clicker, treats, praising, and phrasing. All in a simple steps, fast results, dog training system for both new, and experienced dog owners.Simple steps, quick results dog training, including:Clicker, Treat TrainingThe Ultimate Results Training SystemBasic CommandsAll of them you could possibly need.Hand CuesThink about it! Have you ever been on the phone, while your dog is barking? Yes? Well no more of that unnecessary nonsense. With boneUP hand cues, here’s exactly how to stop that nuisance without skipping a beat.SocializingDog’s love hanging out with friends too. They can also tell who’s a true friend too. If you know what I mean.Dog Behaviors TooSuch as: Barking, growling, peeing, pooping, chewing, howling, begging, crying, whining, rubbing, nipping, jumping, humping, rubbing, digging, running away, chasing animals, and all the rest, replaced with the best.Alpha Dog important-stuff-here!Listen, your dog craves the alpha. And from the car ride home its either going to be him or you that determines ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bob Mickelson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/147103/bk_acx0_147103_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Puppy Training Quick Guide: Puppy Training 2016 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 55min
You've got the sleepy puppy in the backseat, the fur-lined doggy bed that will look really cute in the corner of your home and a bag of chew-toy hamburgers ready to go. You get your new pup home and what happens? Well not much; likely a lot of sleeping and pooping and chewing and whining. Loving your new canine friend is easy, but living with them can be difficult if you don't know what you are doing. This is where this puppy training book comes in to help stop your pooch destroying your home and to turn them into a beloved companion for years to come. Puppy training or turning your hand to being a dog trainer doesn't have to involve the use of zap-collars, expensive obedience training classes, and doggy shaman rituals. With the right techniques, some serious training, and just enough puppy love you can have a dog that is well-trained and well-behaved. This is a book that believes training a puppy isn't just about holding some kibble over a dog's head and yelling "sit", but is actually understanding your dog and why he acts the way he does. Don't expect a puppy to understand why you don't want him to chew on the furniture, instead understand why he wants to chew and make sure he does it in a furniture-friendly way. You will learn about the ways dogs have been bred to live and work with humans over millennia, and how you can read a dog's body language to tell if he is happy, sad, or being dominant. You will be given guidance on how puppies develop as they age and how to account for different temperaments and personalities. Discover the different stages of puppy training from the initial housebreaking and nightly moaning stage, to early behavioral training, and then into obedience training so you will be sure to have a puppy that can be your friend while staying safe and causing you fewer headaches. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Kollins. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/066459/bk_acx0_066459_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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I Want to Be Where the Normal People Are
'One of the funniest books of the year' - GuardianA collection of hilarious personal essays, poems and even amusement park maps on the subjects of insecurity, fame, anxiety, and much more from the charming and wickedly funny creator of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend."It's nice to know someone as talented as Rachel is also pretty weird. If you're like me and love Rachel Bloom, this hilarious, personal book will make you love her even more." - Mindy Kaling"Rachel is one of the funniest, bravest people of our generation and this book blew me away." - Amy SchumerRachel Bloom has felt abnormal and out of place her whole life. In this exploration of what she thinks makes her 'different', she's come to realise that a lot of people also feel this way; even people who she otherwise thought were 'normal'.In a collection of laugh-out-loud funny essays, all told in the unique voice (sometimes singing voice) that made her a star, Rachel writes about everything from her love of Disney, OCD and depression, weirdness, and female friendships to the story of how she didn't poop in the toilet until she was four years old. It's a hilarious, smart, and infinitely relatable collection (except for the pooping thing).Readers love I Want to Be Where the Normal People Are'I adore Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and this book was exactly what I needed it to be. Would highly recommend.' 5*'Rachel's voice is loud and clear from the first lines of the book. I've been missing it since Crazy Ex-Girlfriend . . . this time she's talking right to me, in my head, and it is like being part of this newfound Friendtopia.' 5*'Heartfelt. Honest. Genuine. And funny as hell . . . Rachel writes about the things that could have broken her, but didn't, in a very funny and raw way, and she doesn't hold back.' 5*'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is a hilarious and honest show which does not hold back when confronting the truth of sex, love, mental illness and life. This same comedic and chaotic energy is channelled in Bloom's wonderful book which I would highly recommend, whether you are a previous fan of hers or not.' 5*- Shop: buecher
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