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    The Funniest Joke Book Ever! (eBook, ePUB)
    Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we've included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here's a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don't zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
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    Casandra's Knockout , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 71min, (USK 18)
    Jett brought a finger into her lover's unraveling, sending it pressing inside slowly but firmly enough to raise Lilly's spine from the mattress. Cassandra could barely keep her groans muffled. But Jett was just warming up. She grabbed Lilly's hips and flipped the diminutive lady into a boldly new arrangement: face flat against the mattress, ass high in the air. Growling like a starving grizzly, Jett brought her lips to Lilly's slippery joy from behind. And whatever restraint the Korean cook had sputtered away immediately. Legs spiraling out of control and arms clawing at anything within reach, she accidentally kicked down a bedside lamp. Then an errant wrist took aim at a wall, slapping hard then sliding up and down it as Jett readjusted herself to bring their p---ies into heated contact. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Theresa Stephens. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/059923/bk_acx0_059923_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Day of Tears: A Novel in Dialogue , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 172min
    As did his father before him, Pierce Butler treats his plantation slaves like family. But massive gambling debts force him to sell 429 “family” members. When the auction begins, torrential rain falls - not stopping until the final slave is sold the next day. The ominous rainfall prompts these words: “This ain’t rain. This is God’s tears.” Based on the largest slave auction in U.S. history, this poignant montage is the fictionalized account of that 1859 Georgia tragedy. All the shrieks and groans, the betrayal and fury, the sorrow and regret are here in the stark, vivid monologues that pour from the souls of master and slave, auctioneer and observer during this “Weeping Time.” ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sisi Aisha Johnson, Lizan Mitchell, Marc D. Johnson, Tom Stechschulte, John McDonough, Julia Gibson, Michael Early. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/006381/bk_reco_006381_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Night Terrors Volumes 4-6: Short Horror Stories Anthology , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 1297min
    Nights of terror that never end....The hands of the clock freeze at midnight, and the witching hour is upon you. Demons shriek in the shadows, and the wind groans through the halls of a haunted mansion. The shadow of death looms over you, and you feel a chill creeping down your spine....Scare Street is proud to present Night Terrors, Volumes 4-6 in a single collection. A ghoulish gathering of diabolical delights, featuring 43 tales of supernatural horror for your listening pleasure.Evil children, cursed machines, sinister motels... Each nightmare is more terrifying than the last. You look out the window, praying to see a ray of sunshine or a distant light on the horizon.But instead, there is only the endless darkness of night. And this time, the dawn won’t be coming to save you.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Pirhalla, Stephanie Németh-Parker. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/233510/bk_acx0_233510_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Charmed Children of Rookskill Castle , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 561min
    Keep calm and carry on. That's what Katherine Bateson's father told her, and that's what she's trying to do: when her father goes off to the war, when her mother sends Kat and her brother and sister away from London to escape the incessant bombing, even when the children arrive at Rookskill Castle, an ancient, crumbling manor on the misty Scottish highlands. But it's hard to keep calm in the strange castle that seems haunted by ghosts or worse. What's making those terrifying screeches and groans at night? Why do the castle's walls seem to have a mind of their own? And why do people seem to mysteriously appear and disappear? Kat believes she knows the answer: Lady Eleanor, who rules Rookskill Castle, is harboring a Nazi spy. But when her classmates begin to vanish, one by one, Kat must uncover the truth about what the castle actually harbors - and who Lady Eleanor really is - before it's too late. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Fiona Hardingham. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/lili/001991/bk_lili_001991_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Saturn: A Novel of the Ringed Planet , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 800min
    In the best-selling novels Venus and Jupiter, Ben Bova dramatized the latest discoveries about our own solar system in an epic tale of near-future exploration and development. Now Bova turns his attention to one of our system's greatest mysteries, Saturn. Earth groans under the thumb of fundamentalist political regimes. Crisis after crisis has given authoritarians the upper hand. Freedom and opportunity exist in space, for those with the nerve and skill to take it. Now the governments of Earth are encouraging many of their most incorrigible dissidents to join a great ark, a one-way expedition to Saturn, the ringed planet that baffled Galileo and has fascinated astronomers ever since. But humans will be human, so amidst the idealism permeating Space Habitat Goddard are many individuals with long-term schemes, each awaiting their moment. And hidden from them is the greatest secret of all, the real purpose of this expedition, known to only a few. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Amanda Karr, Stefan Rudnicki, full cast. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/000400/bk_aren_000400_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Beauty in the Wreckage: Finding Peace in the Age of Outrage , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 334min
    Right in the middle of the chaos and division, heartache and anxiety, we are faced with the seemingly impossible words of Jesus - that He came to give us life to the fullest.But what do you do when this "life to the fullest" feels so far away? What do you do when the deepest longing of your soul groans for more than what you are experiencing? If there is "life to the fullest," how do we even begin to find it, and then how do we begin to extend it to others?In his most poetic and thought-provoking work to date, Brandon Andress makes the surprising discovery that, even in the heartache, the hostility, the division, the violence, and the oppression, experiencing "life to the fullest," a life of shalom, is not just possible, it can be our present reality. But in order to discover it, we must learn how to see and live differently - moment by moment - for the transformation of our lives, our families, our relationships, and our communities.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Brandon Andress. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/156090/bk_acx0_156090_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Miseries Of Human Life V1
    The Miseries Of Human Life V1 ab 29.99 € als Taschenbuch: Or The Groans Of Timothy Testy And Samuel Sensitive With A Few Supplementary Sighs From Mrs. Testy (1826). Aus dem Bereich: Bücher, Belletristik, Briefe & Biografien,
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    The Miseries Of Human Life V2
    The Miseries Of Human Life V2 ab 28.49 € als Taschenbuch: Or The Last Groans Of Timothy Testy And Samuel Sensitive With A Few Supplementary Sighs From Mrs. Testy (1807). Aus dem Bereich: Bücher, Belletristik, Briefe & Biografien,
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    Man Depravity and the Quest for God: God’s Remedy and Solution to Human Depravity and Decadence , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 105min
    He will listen to the prayers of the destitute, for he is never too busy to heed our request. Let’s pray for revival that will bring change to our societies. His turning of events, his power to heal our land or judge situations will be greatly marveled by his creation. His turning of events from hopelessness to life, from death to life is a great thing to be acknowledged. God’s way or perspective is different from man’s method. God’s healing is whole and complete. His turning of impending disaster is miraculous. Psalm 102:19-20 says, "For he hath looked down from the height of his sanctuary; from heaven did the Lord behold the earth; to hear the groaning of the prisoner; to release those that are appointed to death."The quest for God will bring solution to the problem of mankind. God looks down from the temple in heaven and when we seek for him, he will hear the groans of his people in Satan’s slavery. He will release us from death so that multitudes would stream to the body of Christ. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Avera. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/165978/bk_acx0_165978_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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