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The Quiet Type , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 397min
Tim and Susannah have ordinary lives on the surface. He's a mortician for whom death is a serious business, and she's a chef who really knows her way around a knife. And if the neighbors in their small Midwestern town knew of her dark hobby, they'd run for the hills. Raised by an apathetic mother and a cruel father, Susannah was bullied and pushed to her breaking point long before she met mild-mannered Tim, and learned to channel her murderous impulses into a strange form of art, which keeps her clueless husband safe...for now. As strange events occur, and Susannah's eccentric behavior becomes more dynamic, Tim starts to wonder about his wife. Will he be too perceptive for his own good? This twisted, psychological serial-killer thriller will sear your psyche and rattle your soul. Buckle up, you're in for a terrifying ride. Contains mature themes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kate Zane. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/009158/bk_tant_009158_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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From Here to Eternity: Travelling the World to Find the Good Death , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 337min
As a practising mortician, Caitlin Doughty has long been fascinated by our pervasive terror of dead bodies. In From Here to Eternity, she sets out in search of cultures unburdened by such fears. In rural Indonesia, she observes a man clean and dress his grandfather's mummified body. She meets Bolivian ñatitas (cigarette-smoking, wish-granting human skulls) and introduces us to the Japanese ritual of kotsuage, in which relatives use chopsticks to pluck their loved ones' bones from cremation ashes. With curiosity and morbid humour, Doughty introduces us to inspiring death-care innovators, participates in powerful death practices almost entirely unknown in the West and explores new spaces for mourning - including a futuristic glowing-Buddha columbarium in Japan, a candlelit Mexican cemetery and America's only open-air pyre. In doing so she expands our sense of what it means to treat the dead with dignity and reveals unexpected possibilities for our own death rituals. Read by Caitlin Doughty. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Caitlin Doughty. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/orio/001208/bk_orio_001208_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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If You're Haunted, Flaunt It , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 337min
Lucy Ashcroft hasn't considered seeing dead people a problem since she left home. She returns to take care of her eccentric grandmother, expecting an old lady in leather pants and spurs, and finds the ghost of her high school nemesis. Darla Swithers is the tragic victim of an anaphylactic reaction to cosmetic Botox. She wouldn't be caught dead in Lucy's company when she was alive. Now, the annoying apparition sticks to her like polyester on a leisure suit. However, some things haven't changed, including Jackson Merritt. Lucy's former crush, is still the hottest thing this side of Hell. Lucy figures the only thing she and the town mortician have in common is dealing with dead people - except Jackson's don't talk back. Can a woman surrounded by ghosts find happiness with a sexy undertaker who doesn't believe in them? And can she convince Darla to see the light...and go into it? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cathy Cunningham Fennel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/090862/bk_acx0_090862_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Pretty Broken Things, Hörbuch, Digital, 478min
A contemporary Bluebeard story set in the shadowy edges of New Orleans’ French Quarter by the New York Times best-selling author Melissa MarrNote: This Audible Original contains sensitive material and may be upsetting to some listeners.After receiving a lead from an unlikely source, Juliana, the mortician tasked with the bodies of victims of the "Carolina Creeper", the South’s most notorious serial killer in decades, sets off to New Orleans in search of Theresa Morris, an heiress and presumably the Creeper’s only surviving victim.Theresa now goes by “Tess” and is a shadow of her former heiress self. She’s also being pursued by famous novelist Michael, who sets his sights on Tess as the muse of his work-in-progress, oblivious to her former identity.As Michael gets closer to Tess and begins to put the pieces of her traumatic past together, Juliana zeroes in on her whereabouts. They don’t know it, but the three of them are on a collision course, hurtling straight into the Creeper’s path. Language: English. Narrator: Elizabeth Evans, Karissa Vacker, Stephen Dexter. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/or/orig/000929/or_orig_000929_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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You Bet Your Life: A Playful Look at the Sports and Recreation of the Corporate American Life , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 547min
Mr. Blue, Jr. did not know how to begin to fill his father's shoes as the CEO of the American Collectibles Exchange (ACE). However, the throne was thrust upon him following his father's untimely death. Only he and the mortician knew there wasn't much of a body to bury. Taking the company into the 21st century was not going to be easy. His Chief of Staff, B.B. Queen, seemed to be getting with the program, while other sales executives were lagging behind. Faced with constant threats from those challenging his authority and the voice of Mr. Blue, Sr. echoing in his head, he and others find themselves involved in a series of games with plots and twists that keep them all on their toes, everyone vying for the prize. Who will advance? And who will be sent packing? In the highly competitive world of Corporate America, it's time to take a step back and assess our own inauthentic journeys, poking fun at the games we play, the rules we succumb to, and the "winners" we aspire to be. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: D.W. Amos. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/018907/bk_acx0_018907_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Dying for a Living Boxset: Books 1-3 of Dying for a Living Series , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 1636min
This box set includes the first three novels in the Jesse Sullivan series: award-winning novel, Dying for a Living, Amazon best seller, Dying by the Hour, and their companion novel, Dying for Her.Called "smart, imaginative, and insanely addictive" by New York Times best seller Darynda Jones, this urban fantasy will thrill even the most die-hard urban fantasy fans. On the morning before her 67th death, it is business as usual for agent Jesse Sullivan: meet with the mortician, counsel soon-to-be-dead clients, and have coffee while reading the latest regeneration theory. Jesse dies for a living, literally. Because of a neurological disorder, she is one of the population's rare 2 percent who can serve as a death surrogate, dying so others don't have to. Although each death replacement is different, the result is the same: a life is saved, and Jesse resurrects days later with sore muscles, new scars, and another hole in her memory. But when Jesse is murdered and becomes the sole suspect in a federal investigation, more than her freedom and sanity are at stake. She must catch the killer herself - or die trying. And that was only the beginning.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Hollie Jackson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/055596/bk_acx0_055596_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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My Loaded Gun, My Lonely Heart: A Horror Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 468min
Vitus Adamson has a second chance at life now that he's no longer a zombie. But after killing his brother, Jamie, Vitus lands in prison on murder charges. Jamie's death exposes secret government projects so deep in the black they cannot be seen - without Vitus, that is. Sprung from jail, the government hires Vitus to clean up Jamie's messes, but tracking down his brother's homemade monsters gone rogue is easier said than done. The first of them is a convicted killer assumed to be safely behind bars. However, it appears he is still committing murder through his victim's dreams. High on Atroxipine - the drug that once kept him functioning among the living - and lapsing into addiction, Vitus' grip on reality takes a nasty turn when his own dreams begin slipping sideways. Vitus' problems multiply as he deals with his failed friendship with wheelchair-bound officer Geoff Lafferty; his wrecked romance with the town mortician, Niko; government agents working for his father; sinister figures lurking in the shadows; and, least of all, the complications of learning how to be human again. Secret agents, conspiracy theories, broken hearts and lonely souls, the siren song of prescription drugs...in My Loaded Gun, My Lonely Heart, listeners are invited to discover life after undeath, where there are no happy endings. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christian Rummel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/025240/bk_adbl_025240_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Big Tow: An Unlikely Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 698min
“Welcome to the National Recovery Bureau, where your assets are as sacred as God’s holy word.”Vera “Nick” Nicholson is an overtaxed and underpaid attorney wasting away on the bottom rung of the gilded ladder at Turner, Witherspoon, Anders, and Tyler, PA in Winston-Salem, NC. When a high-priced luxury car belonging to one of the firm’s top clients goes missing, Nick gets saddled with the unenviable job of recovering the vehicle - and its mysterious contents - without involving the cops. Enter Fast Eddie and his quirky band of misfits at the National Recovery Bureau, a repo agency located in a sleepy town called K-Vegas.When Nick is unceremoniously furloughed from TWAT, she throws caution to the wind and signs on to become the newest agent of the NRB, teaming up with moonlighting third-grade schoolteacher Frances “Frankie” Stohler. Frankie’s mortician father and beautician mother are stalwarts of the Winston-Salem community - so it’s no surprise that everyone across three counties has some connection to her family. What is surprising, however, is the Slim Jim Frankie carries in her purse and her preternatural talent for jacking cars.Nick and Frankie’s stumbling entry into the surreal world of asset recovery takes them on a hilarious, fast-paced, and mind-bending journey across the back roads and byways of the Tar Heel state, setting into motion a chain of misadventures that lead them both toward financial independence, cataclysmic legal jeopardy, and the discovery that true love can sometimes lurk in the most unlikely places. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christine Williams. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/057201/bk_adbl_057201_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Death Theory , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 447min
Mankind’s greatest fear is also its greatest obsession. What awaits when we shuffle off the mortal coil of this world? We all have our beliefs based on faith or science, but both struggle to provide a tangible answer. Perhaps it is possible to prove the existence of the soul, to prove it goes on after death. Following the violent death of his parents, Jeff Granger seeks reassurance that they have moved on. After recording what he believes to be his mother’s voice at the site of the accident, Jeff’s obsession throws him into paranormal research. Realizing that most people are doing it just for fun, Jeff forms his own group. He is joined by Debbie Gillerson, a schoolteacher; Aaron Presley, a mortician; and Michael Pacheco, a grocery store manager. Even though they are all investigating the paranormal for very different reasons, they are all trying to fill an emptiness in their lives. The deeper they probe paranormal theory, the darker their results. The only way to truly test the Death Theory, as theorized by Aaron, is to monitor a person’s energy at the moment of death. Horrified by the immoral and unethical application, the group dismisses the theory. A darkness seems to follow their investigations, and the police become involved. A former colleague of Jeff’s, a self-proclaimed demonologist, believes a demonic force is attached to the group. The police are not so sure. Evil comes in many forms, as the small group is about to discover. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Messina. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/105669/bk_acx0_105669_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Driving Bob East , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 539min
How much narcotic can a person stuff into a funeral urn? If the narcotic in question is the highly concentrated synthetic opiate known as fentanyl, the answer is about four million dollars worth. Rick Vaghn was not a happy man. Depressed and broke and still coming to grips with a war that ended for him a long time ago, he finds himself struggling to make ends meet as an independent mechanic in the big bad town known as LA. When a call from a local mortician interrupts his dull routine, he finds himself with an inheritance he never expected. Robert Hardy - Rick's old sergeant and mentor - is dead, and Rick is the only person in his will. Bob leaves Rick with only two things: his 1965 Harley Davidson pan-head motorcycle and himself in the form of a box full of newly cremated ashes. Puzzled at this turn of events, Rick does not know what to do with either the motorcycle or the cremains...until an old movie poster gives him an idea. To give Bob a sendoff worthy of an old Harley fan, Rick decides to drive Bob east - from LA to New Orleans - following the path that Fonda and Hopper took in the film Easy Rider. He and Bob would stop at every location in the movie and end the trip by spreading Bob's ashes in the notorious bar and whorehouse - the Big Easy's very own - Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights. A chance wreck on a back road in west Texas causes the urn full of Bob to be switched with an urn full of illegal narcotics, and Rick's voyage of nostalgia goes wrong when he discovers that he has to somehow get Bob back without losing his own life. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kelli White. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/169127/bk_acx0_169127_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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