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199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 43min

Hi, Laughing My Butt Off. I’m Dad. “What did the cat say to the dog?” “Nothing. They can’t talk.” Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly terrible as a dad joke? We’re not talking about just some silly jokes or one-liner; these jokes compiled by Mike Gaffy are an assembly of some of the most offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man. Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment, these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs with the precision of the most dedicated corny dad. Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck! Mike Gaffy brings the laughs, or at least the groans to every joke. The best (or worst) dad jokes come from the world around us. The 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes chronicles are some of the best. Covering the essential dad joke subjects like: The family: You forgot the pickles! It’s kind of a big dill. Kid jokes: What’s the worst thing about being a grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape! Insult jokes: If I wanted to hear from a butthole, I’d just fart. Old age: Sometimes when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal hoping that the cashier asks for ID. The secret of dad jokes is simply to entertain and terrorize your loved ones. Remember, you don’t have to have offspring to tell dad jokes. Get this audiobook today! Because it’s not like these jokes are getting any fresher… ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kennon A Cofield. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/116735/bk_acx0_116735_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Agony of Jesus , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 44min

A true treasure of spiritual insights, this little book contains the remarkable meditations on The Agony of Jesus in the Garden of Gethsemane by St. Padre Pio of Pietrelcina, the stigmatist priest.One of his few writings, this short book contains Padre Pio's beautiful and descriptive manner of writing, providing a wonderful spiritual insight into that last night of Jesus' human life.Excerpt:Jesus has returned to His place of prayer, and another picture, more terrible than the first, presents itself to Him. All our sins with their entire ugliness parade before Him in every detail. He must clothe Himself with this entire unclean mass of human corruption and present Himself before the sanctity of His Father, to expiate everything with individual pains, to render Him all that glory of which they have robbed Him, to cleanse that human cesspool in which man wallows with contemptible indifference.And all this does not make Him retreat. As a raging sea this mass inundates Him, enfolds Him, oppresses Him. Behold Him before His Father the God of Justice, facing the full penalty of divine justice. He, the essence of purity, sanctity by nature, in contact with sin, indeed, as if He Himself had become a sinner! Who can fathom the disgust that He feels in His innermost spirit? The horror He feels? The nausea, the contempt He senses so vividly? And having taken all upon Himself, nothing excepted, He is crushed by this immense weight, oppressed, thrown down, prostrated. Exhausted, He groans beneath the weight of Divine Justice, before His Father, Who has permitted His Son to offer Himself as a Victim for sin, as one accursed. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Hunninghake. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/208754/bk_acx0_208754_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Dad Jokes: Top 9 Categories : Of the Best Corny Dad Jokes, Funny Puns and Riddles , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 60min

Get amusing reactions out of your friends and family with little effort! Dad jokes, though often groan-worthy, at times make us want to hide from dad for long periods of time, but they are actually still quite enjoyable and hilarious. They are often extremely bad and it is a surprise that we still like them. It is perhaps our love and adoration towards our fathers that allows us to enjoy such bad jokes. This book will be like a trip into nostalgia for people who have grown up with dad jokes. The book caters almost every kind of dad joke, whether it is bad puns, bad riddles, groan-inducing questions, or just simple dad and son conversations. It has everything that can make you laugh while groaning and groan while laughing. Some categories in this audiobook include: Most over the top Jokes that go a little too far Most typical - Jokes you may have heard from dad before Worst jokes- Most likely to get the most groans and annoyance from the family Holiday jokes - Special jokes based around all holidays of the year And many more This audiobook can help: Whenever life gets you down, and you need a good pick me up to destress and laugh a little more If you need a way to make your friends and family laugh or groan with little effort required. Entertain guests, so they can be entertained even when you’re not around Enjoy a joke off with dad to see who's got the better jokes up their sleeves. Show him who the master of dad jokes is Entertain dads who think they've heard them all To add some more fun to your life, buy this audiobook today! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jim Rising. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/117243/bk_acx0_117243_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Will Travel for Trouble Series : Books 10-12 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 470min

Books 10-12 of the Will Travel for Trouble series of short cozy mysteries!Trouble at Pelican Penthouse, Book 10: Minnie Crockwell, recreational vehicle enthusiast and traveler, and her ghost companion, Ben, rent Pelican Penthouse - a beach house on a secluded stretch of the coast known as Fort Morgan.The serenity of the isolated beach is soon broken by the sounds of four-wheeled vehicles and a mysterious stench emanating from the cottage next door. On investigating the source of the smell, Minnie discovers something that breaks her heart. Death comes to more than just a human, and Minnie is compelled to solve the mystery of the casualties in Trouble at Pelican Penthouse.Trouble at Island Castle, Book 11: Minnie and Ben are taking a break from solving mysteries with a bit of relaxation in Florida and a trip to Island Castle, a popular theme park.But relaxation, being highly overrated, escapes the two as they discover that the moans, groans, and shrieks from the Creepy Castle buggy ride weren’t all fake. Someone didn’t make it out of the ride alive, and it wasn’t an accident!Minnie swears she’s not going to get involved. She may have been on the ride, but she wasn’t the first to find the body...for once. But what Minnie says she’s going to do and what she really does are rarely the same thing as she determines to solve the mysterious death in Trouble at Island Castle.Trouble at Yellowstone, Book 12: Minnie and Ben head to Yellowstone National Park. Bison, bears, wolves, elk, moose, antelope, and deer roam the valleys; bighorn sheep and mountain goats climb the hills; geysers spew fountains of steam and water; hot springs and mud pots abound! What’s not to like?One tourist would be happy to tell you...if he were still alive. Minnie and Ben discover what’s left of that tourist and now must solve the trouble at Yellowstone! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michelle Babb. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/158762/bk_acx0_158762_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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