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The Ogre in the Basement: And Other Strange Tales From the 1960s and 1970s , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 160min

If you grew up in the late 60s and 70s, you need to read this book. It follows the life of a baby boomer who was raised by hard-working World War II era parents who are still not convinced he has learned to wipe himself. He has gone to college, dated, gotten jobs, gotten married, become a father, lost jobs, gotten divorced, learned how to use a computer, and tried to fulfill his civic responsibilities. Like many others in his generation, he followed the time-honored steps which were supposed to guarantee a successful career, a happy marriage, and a comfortable retirement. Instead, he is struggling to keep the wolf from the door. He is checking out online dating sites, and praying Walmart will have an opening for a geriatric greeter when his arthritic fingers can no longer pound a keyboard. Looking back over his life, he is unsure where it all went wrong, or even if it did. His wife and kids turned him into the Ogre in the Basement, but even there he has his doubts. Was he mean like Shrek, or was he more like the whiney snot-nosed kid everybody liked to laugh at in the third grade when he threw a crying fit. Is it any wonder Katharine Hepburn said, “Life is hard? After all, it kills you.” If you are not careful, life will kill you. Or, turn you into the Ogre in the Basement. Read the Ogre in the Basement. Laugh, cry, and get a new perspective on life, the Universe, and everything else. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sonny Dufault. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/101474/bk_acx0_101474_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Ultimate Guide to Trail Running and Ultramarathons

The Ultimate Guide to Trail Running and Ultramarathons ab 1.87 € als epub eBook: Expert Advice and Some Humor on Training Competing Gummy Bears Snot Rockets and More. Aus dem Bereich: eBooks, Sachthemen & Ratgeber, Sport & Entspannung,

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Emotional Intelligence for Kids: Parenting Practical Guide for Raising an Emotionally Intelligent Child. Tried and Tested Approach to Discipline Your Children Setting Limits in a Mindful Way , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 226min

Have your children ever completely lost it in the middle of the grocery store? Not just being fussy, but a full-blown tantrum with snot and tears running down their faces as they screech about how awful of a parent you are? Maybe you told them that they could not have a piece of candy or a new toy and they went into complete meltdown mode. Did you struggle to calm your child down during this tantrum? Perhaps everything you said and did only exacerbated the situation, and ultimately led to both of you losing your temper.What if someone told you that there is a five-step process to mitigating your children’s tantrums and teaching them to be more able to control their own emotions?Emotion coaching is a type of relationship that endeavors to do just that. An emotion coaching parent guides the child through the throes of emotions, helping the child navigate through all of the overwhelming feelings, and emerging better able to cope with the adversities life throws at him or her in a more mature and resilient manner.Through the five steps of emotion coaching, you will be there with your child through the failures and successes, teaching your child to navigate through emotions and develop critical skills that will allow your child to develop a higher EQ (emotional intelligence quotient).In this audiobook, you will find:The elements of emotion coaching, as well as commonly made mistakesThe five steps to emotion coaching, and several tips for how to raise an emotionally intelligent childAn assessment for how effective you are at emotion coachingHow emotional intelligence of the father is important to the emotional intelligence of his childrenExamples of both children and teens with lower and higher EQs and how emotion coaching can help themAnd more!If you want to learn more about how to teach your kids to be more able to control their own emotions...then simply buy now ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alex Freeman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/166221/bk_acx0_166221_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Job: True Tales from the Life of a New York City Cop , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 562min

How ya doin? With these four syllables, delivered in an unmistakably authentic New York accent, Steve Osborne has riveted thousands of people through the legendary storytelling outfit The Moth (and more than a million times on their website) with his hilarious, profane, and touching tales from his 20 years serving as an NYPD street cop. Steve Osborne is the real deal, people, the tough, streetwise New York cop of your dreams, one with a big, big heart. Kojak? NYPD Blue? Law & Order? Fuggedaboutem! The Job blows them out of the water with this unpauseable book. Steve Osborne has seen a thing or two in his 20 years in the NYPD - some harmless things, some definitely not. In "Stakeout" Steve and his partner mistake a Manhattan dentist for an armed robbery suspect and reduce the man down to a puddle of snot and tears when questioning him. In "Mug Shot" the mother of a suspected criminal makes a strange request and provides a sobering reminder of the humanity at stake in his profession. And in "Home" the image of his family provides the adrenaline he needs to fight for his life when assaulted by two armed and violent crackheads. From his days as a rookie cop to the time spent patrolling in the Anti-Crime Unit - and his visceral, harrowing recollections of working during 9/11 - Steve Osborne's stories capture both the absurdity of police work and the bravery of those who do it. His stories will speak to those nostalgic for the New York City of the 1980s and '90s, a bygone era of when the city was a crazier, more dangerous (and possibly more interesting) place. Includes two live stories from The Moth - "Hot Dogs" and "Dentist". Stories from The Moth courtesy of The Moth. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Osborne. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/004125/bk_rand_004125_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Suddenly, a Knock on the Door: Stories , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 302min

Read by an all-star cast and featuring a bonus story special to the audio edition, Suddenly, a Knock on the Door is a one-of-a-kind audiobook. Bringing up a child, lying to the boss, placing an order in a fast-food restaurant: in Etgar Keret’s new collection, daily life is complicated, dangerous, and full of yearning. In his most playful and most mature work yet, the living and the dead, silent children and talking animals, dreams and waking life coexist in an uneasy world. Overflowing with absurdity, humor, sadness, and compassion, the tales in Suddenly, a Knock on the Door establish Etgar Keret—declared a "genius" by The New York Times—as one of the most original writers of his generation. Audio Track listing: "Suddenly, a Knock on the Door", read by Ira Glass; "Lieland", read by Adam Thirlwell; "Cheesus Christ", read by Dave Eggers; "Simyon", read by Nicole Krauss; "Shut", read by George Saunders; "Healthy Start"; read by Ben Foster; "Teamwork", read by Mathieu Amalric; "Pudding", read by Aimee Bender; "Unzipping", read by Miranda July; "The Polite Little Boy", read by Ben Marcus; "Mystique", read by Willem Dafoe; "Creative Writing", read by Stanley Tucci; "Snot", read by John Sayles; "Grab the Cuckoo by the Tail", read by Gary Shteyngart; "Pick a Color", read by Robert Wisdom; "Black and Blue", read by Stella Schnabel; "What Do We Have in Our Pockets?" read by Michael Chabon; "Bad Karma", read by Lorin Stein; "Ari", read by Rick Moody; "Bitch", read by Nathan Englander; "The Story, Victorious", read by Scott Shepherd; "A Good One", read by David Rakoff; "What, of This Goldfish, Would You Wish?" read by Gary Shteyngart; "Not Completely Alone", read by Michael Chernus; "One Step Beyond", read by Shea Wigham; "Big Blue Bus", read by Josh Charles; "Hemorrhoid", read by Michael Buscemi; "September All Year Long", read by Neal Stephenson; "Joseph", read by Mark Duplass ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ira Glass, Willem Dafoe, Ben Marcus, Gary Shteyngart, Michael Chabon, Neal Stephenson, Nicole Krauss, Josh Radnor. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/001406/bk_aren_001406_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Holy Thor! (Viking Navy SEALs) (eBook, ePUB)

Viking Navy Seals? What an odd combination! Well, Holy Thor! Not really: - The ancient Vikings and modern SEALs are both noted for their fighting skills.- They love boats and the water can anyone say longships and the Navy?).- Both are known to be buff of body and uncommonly attractive (Women from foreign countries were known to invite the Vikings to their bed furs because they were so tempting. Or was it because they bathed more often than the average man?).- They share a rare sense of humor, the ability to laugh at themselves, as evidenced by the old sagas.- Loyalty to family and country abounds. Sandra Hill, with her trademark humor and sizzle, combines both cultures via contemporary time travels where centuries-separated lovers are brought together in outrageous miracles of destiny. Rough and ReadyShe's rough...he's ready...together, they're a match.... In Rough and Ready, a group of Navy SEALs under the leadership of Lt. Torolf Magnusson accidentally find themselves back in the eleventh century Norselands in a woman's sanctuary where they fight off a vicious "terrorist" named Steinolf, as well as the women themselves, who want babies without the men (think Dark Age one-night stands, which amuse and offend the horny but honorable men). Torolf manages to return to the future, but, again, accidentally, he brings a reluctant Hilda Brundottir back with him and has no choice but to place her in his home in a biker trailer park named Hog Heaven. Down and DirtyWhen a hot Navy SEAL...meets a reluctant Viking warrior-ess...sparks fly! Down and Dirty has Navy SEAL Frank "Pretty Boy" Floyd facing a two-edged sword, a five-year-old, half-Arab son he never knew existed, the affectionately called Sammy the Snot, and Britta the Big, an ancient Viking warrioress that Floyd had met in that weird trip back to the past in Rough and Ready. Viking UnchainedWhen destiny demands two time-crossed lovers must meet... Tears and laughter abound in Viking Unchained where the grief-stricken Viking Thorfinn Ericsson goes searching for his missing son Miklof and finds him a thousand years in the future with little Mike Denton, the son of Navy SEAL widow Lydia Denton, an aerobics instructor.

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The Body Book

A fun-filled book to teach children all about the inner-workings of the body! Your body is awe-inspiring, amazing and miraculous. Your heart pumps blood all around your body to keep you alive and carry you around every single day. It keeps you alive and carries you around every day. But how much do you really know about what's going on beneath the surface? Jump on board as DK takes you on a fun-filled journey under your skin, through your insides, and back in time to explore milestones in medicine and the latest scientific discoveries about the human body. Are you coming? Dive deep into the pages of this incredible human body book to discover: -Each page has engaging photographs and artworks with accessible text ideal for 7-9 year olds -Split into structured chapters comprising What makes Me Me?, Your Insides, On The Surface, and Healthy Humans -Includes simple cross-sections, fun human body characters, fascinating close-up photography, and timelines of medical subjects -Assumes no previous knowledge about the human body and encourages a life-long fascination with biology, medicine, and science -Real-world photographs combined with diagrams and playful character illustrations to engage young scientists Jam-packed full of disgusting and delightful facts, this book contains the amazing answers to every question you've ever had on the human body and more! If you've ever wondered why snot is green, how many bones are inside the body, or even why the Ancient Romans used their wee to try and whiten their teeth, then this is the book for you! Filled with bite-sized chunks of information, The Body Book covers everything from the brain, skull, and mental health, through to how your body protects itself and how surgery has evolved through the ages. Immerse yourself in a timeline of pandemics through history, and amazing recent medical advances such as 3D-printed prosthetic limbs. Proving an idea introduction to human anatomy and the history of medical advances, The Body Book is a must-have volume for budding young scientists, doctors, and nurses, or any child with a niche for knowledge! Reveal the science behind the human body, with this all-encompassing fact book ideal for 7-9 year olds. Learning has never been more fun! At DK, we believe in the power of discovery. So why stop there? The Body Book is the fourth in the series, following on from The Bacteria Book, The DNA Book and The Brain Book. In fact, The Bacteria Book, written by British TV science presenter Steve Mould, was shortlisted for the Royal Society Young People's Book Prize 2019!

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