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A Brief History of the Lavatory: A Disgusting Adult Guide , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 24min, (USK 18)

A Brief History of the Lavatory is a brief but hilarious look at the history of toilets! It will take you through the development of lavatories over the years, beginning in 3000 BC. It’s informative, but funny and tells you all the important facts that you need to know, like how to poo in space and some of the famous people who have died on the loo! It is a great listen and highly recommended for adults, who are still a kid at heart (which means most of us!). A Brief History of... is a series of comedic historical audiobooks, created by Steve Campen and based on all that is weird and wonderful. Also in this series: A Brief History of Rats and Cockroaches. WARNING: This audiobook contains explicit content ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Campen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/crte/000172/bk_crte_000172_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Adrian Mole: The Prostrate Years , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 545min

Adrian Mole is 39 and a quarter. Due to his financial situation, he has been forced to move next door to his parents. And his numerous nightly visits to the lavatory lead him to suspect prostate trouble. As his worries multiply, a phone call to his old flame ignites powerful memories and makes him wonder - is she the only one who can save him now? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ark Hadfield. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/howe/000599/bk_howe_000599_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Where There's a Will , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 367min

Following the best-selling Summer of a Dormouse, Sir John Mortimer - playwright, novelist, octogenarian, and erstwhile QC - offers up more lessons in living and growing old disgracefully. What would we like to leave to our descendants? Not a third-rate painting or our PEPS, according to Sir John, but a love of Shakespeare, a taste for alcohol, the ability to defeat boredom, the importance of never locking the lavatory door, and so on. Owing something to Montaigne's essays, something to Wilde's aphorisms, and something to Yeats' poem for his daughter, Where There's a Will offers plenty of advice from one who saw it all. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bill Wallis. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/006470/bk_bbcw_006470_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Lambs to the Slaughter: DCI Monika Paniatowski, Book 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 510min

The colliery village of Bellingsworth is already divided over an impending strike, so the last thing it needs is a murder - but that's exactly what it gets, when a retired miner called Len Hopkins is found battered to death in his outside lavatory. Detective Chief Inspector Monika Paniatowski, called in to track down the killer with all possible speed, finds herself working in an atmosphere as thick with suspicion and distrust as the mine is with coal dust. It's not only the investigation which is giving her headaches - the behaviour of her right-hand man, Detective Inspector Colin Bereford, is threatening to tear the team apart, and though she doesn't know it yet, a mysterious stranger has her beloved daughter, Louisa, in his sights. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Penelope Freeman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/isis/001926/bk_isis_001926_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Captain's Stick: Flying the Futa Skis 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 31min, (USK 18)

A new bride is taken hard by the futa pilot! Mrs. Reynolds, a beautiful blonde with a smoking-hot body, is on her way to her dream honeymoon when she boarded Aphrodite Air. After joining the futa mile-high club with the vivacious, futa flight attendant in the airplane's lavatory, she's asked to see the Captain, another futanari. Eager to get another taste of a woman packing something extra, Mrs. Reynolds enters the cockpit. There she finds the copilot, a sexy Latina woman, has been very naught, and needs to be disciplined or she'll lose her job. Mrs. Reynolds vigorously helps in her punishment as the futa captain takes liberties with the new bride's assets. Mrs. Reynolds proves quite adept at handling the captain's stick, and the controls have never been in better hands! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Concha Di Pastoro. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/094111/bk_acx0_094111_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Hanged Man: Tales of Dread: Book One of Maps in a Mirror , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 473min

This first volume in a five-volume anthology of Orson Scott Card's short stories features 11 chilling tales that provoke the dreaded dark side of the listener's imagination A sinful man finally faces his conscience in the form of a baby-like creature that haunts his waking hours. A thrill-seeking playboy uses a time machine to experience the excitement of death without actually dying. A child having trouble adjusting to a new town withdraws into a mysterious computer game, where he meets imaginary friends who have the same names as boys who have recently gone missing. Stories include: "Eumenides in the Fourth Floor Lavatory", "Quietus", "Deep Breathing Exercises", "Fat Farm", "Closing the Timelid", "Freeway Games", "A Sepulchre of Songs", "Prior Restraint", "The Changed Man and the King of Words", "Memories of My Head", and "Lost Boys". ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Birney, Scott Brick, Don Leslie. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/003631/bk_blak_003631_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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A Brief History of Cockroaches and Rats: A Digsuting Adult Guide , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 26min, (USK 18)

A Brief History of Cockroaches and Rats is a brief but hilarious look at the history of those crawling, scuttling pests that everyone loves to hate. Cockroaches date back to the time of the dinosaurs and they have evolved over the years to be able to survive without air for more than forty-five minutes! Rats, unlike cockroaches who like toenails and eyelashes, like to eat their own poo. If you liked those facts, then you’ll love this disgusting guide, which leads us through zombie rats, edible cockroaches, plus loads more in this handy adult audiobook for those of us who are still a kid at heart. A Brief History of... is a series of comedic historical audiobooks, created by Steve Campen and based on all that is weird and wonderful. Also in this series: A Brief History of The Lavatory. WARNING: Contains explicit language. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Campen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/crte/000171/bk_crte_000171_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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A Touch of Frost , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 771min

Detective Inspector Jack Frost, officially on duty, is nevertheless determined to sneak off to a colleague's leaving party. But first the corpse of a well-known local junkie is found blocking the drain of a Denton public lavatory and then, when Frost attempts to join the revels later on, the nubile daughter of a wealthy businessman is reported missing. Sleepy Denton has never known anything like the crime wave which now threatens to submerge it. A robbery occurs at the town's notorious strip joint, the Coconut Grove, the pampered son of a local MP is suspected of a hit-and-run offence and, to top it all, a multiple rapist is on the loose. Frost is reeling under the strain, his paperwork is still in arrears and now, more than ever, his self-righteous colleagues would love to see him sacked. But the manic Frost manages to assure his superior that all is under control. Now he has only to convince himself... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Robin Browne. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/isis/002058/bk_isis_002058_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Murder on Air Force One: A Kate Dawson Thriller, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 649min

When Inspector Kate Dawson, a homicide detective from the San Francisco Police Department, is called in the wee hours of the morning, little did she know what would be waiting for her on the tarmac of San Francisco International Airport. Air Force One has landed with a corpse in the lavatory; the victim is a beautiful Fox News reporter, known as the "fair and balanced" girl. Apparently, she enjoyed kinky foreplay, like having her oxygen supply limited, a gasper, but it just went too far...or did someone else take advantage and finish her off? Madame President and the First Man were on board with a couple of senators, several generals from the Pentagon, secret service agents, and a slew of reporters and other presidential personnel. Dawson's only clue is a lipstick container, which contains microfilm dating back to 1947, the crash at Roswell, the Truman letter which formed the MJ-12, the military industrial complex, and a shadow government hiding the greatest secret of the Cold War era.International politics, conspiracies, affairs, cover-ups, a looming war with Iran, and all involving the First Family. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Chambers. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/175197/bk_acx0_175197_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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