8 Results for : ononokin
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Gappy's Gadgets: Tales from the Land of Ononokin, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 372min
The endearingly hilarious tale about a young Gnome who strikes out on his own! Gappy Whirligig is an industrious Gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. He's 42. But, as anyone who lives in the Gnome town of Hubintegler can tell you, things have a way of exploding when least expected. In a flash, Gappy's life flips upside down, leaving him to make the decision to either strike out on his own or become a 42-year-old foster child. Gappy demonstrates his industrious spirit as he leaves Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind and instead seeks to make his mark in the seedy town of Planoontik. Along with his Orc assistant, Shrit, Gappy fights through the red tape of starting a business, running a business, dealing with the local Halfia (the Halfling Mafia), and battling the competition. The land of Ononokin gets its influence as a hodgepodge from Monty Python, National Lampoon, Family Guy, Terry Pratchett, Discworld, Robert Asprin, Myth Adventures, Piers Anthony, Xanth, Douglas Adams, Harry Harrison, and countless other comedic mediums. Listeners will find a new, fun, comedic fantasy world to play in. Wizards, magic, Dwarfs, Orcs, Ogres, Trolls, Gnomes, Halflings, Vampires, Zombies, Dragons, Gorgans, and more fill the vastness of Ononokin. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/088800/bk_acx0_088800_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Quest of Undoing: Tales from the Land of Ononokin, Volume 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 387min
A drunk wizard. A lizard starting a nudie magazine. A former apprentice seeking revenge. After hundreds of years of wizardry, Master Whizzfiddle wants nothing more than to sit back and relax for the rest of his cursedly long life. His vindictive ex-apprentice has other plans. With a legal challenge out for his cushy guild membership, Whizzfiddle has 30 days to undertake a near-impossible quest.... To get the eternal rest he craves, the lazy wizard must travel with a band of creatures cursed to live out their worst qualities. Returning the ugly elf, the huge dwarf, and the terrified knight to their former glory will take courage. It’ll take perseverance. And for Whizzfiddle’s magic to keep him from a lifetime of hard labor, it’ll take a whole lot of booze.... A Quest of Undoing is the enchanting first book in the Ononokin comedic fantasy series. If you like absurd humor, original characters, and seeing fantasy tropes turned upside down, then you’ll love John P. Logsdon and Christopher P. Young’s epically zany tale. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, Piers Anthony, Discworld, Xanth, Myth Adventures, and/or Monty Python will have a blast with the hilarious Ononokin series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/049642/bk_acx0_049642_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Bob the Zombie: Tales from the Land of Ononokin, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 177min
Being a Zombie stinks... Bob is a Zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so they could make a batch of Elfagra (for men who need a little lift) in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've swiped Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie's attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that comes with being a Zombie. Modacio is a thief who made an enormous mistake on her last job that resulted in the Thieves Guild putting a high price on her head. Working with her partner in crime, an Ogre named Kone, she sets in place a plan to deliver a gift to the chief of the Thieves Guild in exchange for having the bounty taken off her. Unfortunately, this means she has to steal the hand of a defenseless Zombie. But better his hand than her life, right? Bob turns to his only real friend, a Dwarf named Perkder, and asks for help in getting his hand back. The two slap on disguises and begin a journey to the Upperworld in an attempt to stop the thieves before it's too late. Fans of Monty Python and Discworld will find a grand new playground in the Tales From the Land of Ononokin series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/075431/bk_acx0_075431_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship: Tales from the Land of Ononokin, Book 7 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 524min
It's the main event! The final leg of Gungren's three-part Fate Quest has been set in stone, and it's a doozy. The Ultimate Dragon Fighting Championship (UDFC) only occurs once every 10 years. This is the 100th running. That means lights, cameras, and coverage like never before. Plus, the reigning champion, a dragon known as Crazell, can hit a milestone of 25 consecutive title defenses, if she can pull in another win. The Fate known as Heliok has entered Gungren into the tournament, and the little giant must do his best to take home the prize. This is a problem considering that Gungren is not known as someone who enjoys hurting others. On top of that, there's a mob boss who has one of his own fighters in the match. As a general rule, crime bosses don't like to lose, meaning he'll go a long way to make sure his contestant comes out on top. Translation: There's a lot of danger in Gungren's future. While he doesn't have to actually win the tournament, showing up at all is a dicey situation. In fact, there's a better-than-average chance that he'll end up in the Afterlife during his first bout. But Gungren has little choice in the matter...unless he wants to turn back into a big dumb giant and lose his dream of becoming a full wizard once and for all. Note that the Ononokin series has adult themes and is not intended for children. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/240940/bk_acx0_240940_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Ononokin Book Bundle #1: 4 Hilarious Adventures , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 1297min
A hilarious fantasy book bundle! Book one: A Quest of Undoing Follow Master Wizard Xebdigon Whizzfiddle as he struggles to complete a nearly impossible quest in only 30 days. He must help an enormous dwarf, an unattractive elf, a knight who is afraid of his own shadow, a lizard who is launching a nudie magazine, and a squashed-down giant who believes he's a wizard. Failure will cost Whizzfiddle his guild membership, but success may land him in the Afterlife! Fortunately booze is his magical power source, so at least he'll be mentally befuddled during the entire ordeal. Book two: The Full Moon Event Paulie Vergen is a vampire living the daily grind of life until a fateful day when a newly infected Werewolf landed on his doorstep. All Paulie wanted was peace and quiet, but life didn't often seem to care about his plans. He's now faced with helping the poor werewolf navigate through the Underworld in order to find the help that he needs. Book three: Bob the Zombie Bob is a zombie who was just going about his business when a band of thieves stole his hand so that they could make a batch of Elfagra in the Upperworld. While it's bad enough that they've stolen Bob's hand for such a purpose, it comes to the Zombie's attention that if the bad guys use the wrong technique it could cause a cosmic rift that will spell the real death of Bob...not just the long, drawn out one that's part of being a Zombie. Book five: Gappy's Gadgets Gappy Whirligig is an industrious gnome who has yet to reach the Age of Tinkering. In a flash, Gappy's life flips upside down, leaving him to make the decision to either strike out on his own or become a 42-year-old foster child. Gappy demonstrates his industrious spirit as he leaves Hubintegler's rules and regulations behind and instead seeks to make his mark in the seedy town of Planoontik. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/091340/bk_acx0_091340_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Saving Major Wiggles: Tales From the Land of Ononokin, Book 6 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 355min
Who needs a Master Wizard anyway?Major Wilbur Wiggles doesn't know it yet, but all four of his older brothers have been killed in combat. The military brass has tried to notify him, but the Major's squad has gone dark because their radios are out.Spotting an opportunity, the Fates summon Gungren for the second leg of his three-part Fate Quest. They task him with hunting down Major Wiggles on behalf of the army. His goal is to find the man, get him to army headquarters, and then take him back home so that Mrs. Wiggles doesn't lose her only remaining son.As if that wasn't tough enough, Gungren and Whizzfiddle had a falling out.That means Gungren won't have his master's help during this quest...or will he? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/147168/bk_acx0_147168_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Kidnapped Prince: Tales from the Land of Ononokin, Volume 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 374min
A missing prince who's a hemp farmer. An orc full of cliches. A wizard apprentice starting his first Fate Quest. Gungren is tired of waiting to become a full-fledged wizard. Unfortunately for him, Whizzfiddle isn’t one who takes well to his apprentices pushing him around. But when the Fates decide to give one of their infamous quests to Gungren, it leaves Whizzfiddle with little choice but to lend his support. Unbeknownst to Whizzfiddle, though, the quest is only part one of three.They must travel to the Underworld in order to find and save the prince. But getting there isn't easy, especially since they have to bring along Princess Jill Henroot, who is the fiancée of the missing prince, and who happens to be quite a pain in the rump. Worse, the Fates have decided to film the entire adventure, making for one problem after another.It also seems there was something more to the original spell that had transformed Gungren from a dumb giant into the smart, squat, wizard wanna-be, and this set of quests may be the only thing to save him from reverting to what he once was. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/129922/bk_acx0_129922_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Full Moon Event: Tales from the Land of Ononokin, Volume 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 362min
Paulie Vergen is your average, everyday vampire. He's short, overweight, and balding, and he's a bit lacking in the realm of self-confidence. Life was what it was for Paulie until the day that a newly infected werewolf landed on his doorstep. That day launched the one (and only, to this point) adventure that Paulie had ever had ... and it was a doozy. Since new werewolves suffer from amnesia, Paulie dubs the werewolf "Mr. Biscuits" by night and "Burt Biscuits" by day (you know, because werewolves are only werewolves at night and all). Paulie has to help Burt get to Yezan, the land of the werewolves, in order to find help in getting Burt's memories back. Unfortunately, Stelan Bumache - the notable assassin who works for King Larkin in Yezan - has been hired to kill Burt. Will Paulie and Burt successfully navigate the treacherous path from Viq to Yezan while avoiding attempts by Stelan Bumache to destroy them both? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jus Sargeant. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/069626/bk_acx0_069626_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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