22 Results for : butthole
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Dinosaur Magicians Pinn and Tucker Make Their Wieners Disappear in My Butt , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 23min, (USK 18)
When Larb and his bro arrive in Las Vegas on their guys' trip, they expect to get into a little trouble, namely gambling, drinking, and banging chicks. But nothing can prepare Larb for what happens when he lays his eyes on a massive billboard for the Pinn and Tucker magic show. Suddenly overwhelmed with gay attraction to these handsome dinosaur entertainers, Larb finds himself searching for excuses to ditch his bro and see the show. Soon, that excuse comes in the form of a chance meeting with the dinosaur himself, Pinn the T-rex. Now Larb finds himself front and center at a VIP magic experience that he will never forget, culminating in an explicit final act as Pinn and Tucker vanish their cocks deep within Larb's butthole. This erotic tale is 4,800 words of sizzling human-on-gay-dinosaur-magician action, including anal, double anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, gangbangs, and prehistoric Vegas love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Rand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/067988/bk_acx0_067988_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Slammed in the Butthole by My Concept of Linear Time , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 25min, (USK 18)
When Rhondok's co-worker becomes gravely ill, the businessman is forced to cover for his friend at the quarterly investors' meeting. With only hours to learn the research, however, Rhondok falls short and gets fired in the process. But when Rhondok realizes that this mysterious research project is actually a time machine, he hatches a plan to go back and make things right. Soon Rhondok is traveling through time and space, uncovering secrets of the Tingleverse that must be seen to be believed. What could possibly connect Rhondok to a billionaire jet plane, a bigfoot lawyer, a vampire night bus and an author in Billings named Chuck Tingle? Download to find out! This erotic tale is 5,200 words of sizzling human on gay abstract concept action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and time love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Rand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/074398/bk_acx0_074398_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Schrodinger's Butt , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 21min, (USK 18)
A veteran scientific test subject, Chom Bullusk has managed to carve out a living for himself in the lab, but when he spots an offer for a five-million-dollar trial, Chom is not sure what to make of it. The danger typically mirrors the pay, but this money is good enough that Chom is willing to take his chances. Soon enough, Chom is learning that he has the perfect median butthole, a complete anal average of all mankind, and is perfect for this high-profile study. But when the mysterious and handsome scientist Doctor Arper Schrodinger puts Chom's butt in a box, things take a turn for the strange. Now Chom is traveling though a Tingleverse tesseract, pounded by every quantum superposition of his own past and future in an attempt to answer Schrodinger's haunting question: Is the butt in the box gay, straight, or both at the same time? This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human-on-physicist-dinosaur action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and infinitely repeating variable-reality love. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Rand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/076862/bk_acx0_076862_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Awful! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 43min
Hi, Laughing My Butt Off. I’m Dad. “What did the cat say to the dog?” “Nothing. They can’t talk.” Is there anything in the world as special, loving and abjectly terrible as a dad joke? We’re not talking about just some silly jokes or one-liner; these jokes compiled by Mike Gaffy are an assembly of some of the most offensive and funny jokes, puns and double entendres known to man. Guaranteed to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment, these jokes are a surefire way to land some embarrassing laughs with the precision of the most dedicated corny dad. Stubbed toe? Better call the toe truck! Mike Gaffy brings the laughs, or at least the groans to every joke. The best (or worst) dad jokes come from the world around us. The 199 Terribly Good Dad Jokes chronicles are some of the best. Covering the essential dad joke subjects like: The family: You forgot the pickles! It’s kind of a big dill. Kid jokes: What’s the worst thing about being a grapefruit? That you look nothing like a grape! Insult jokes: If I wanted to hear from a butthole, I’d just fart. Old age: Sometimes when I buy wine, I stand at the register a bit longer than normal hoping that the cashier asks for ID. The secret of dad jokes is simply to entertain and terrorize your loved ones. Remember, you don’t have to have offspring to tell dad jokes. Get this audiobook today! Because it’s not like these jokes are getting any fresher… ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kennon A Cofield. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/116735/bk_acx0_116735_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Debut EPs ab 37.99 € als Taschenbuch: Peace thru Vandalism The Peel Sessions My World Slay Tracks All the Right Wrongs They Liked You Better When You Were Dead Stupida The Honeydrippers: Volume One Noemi Metropolis: Suite I Butthole Surfers Chronic Town. Aus dem Bereich: Musik, Noten & Musiktheorie,- Shop: hugendubel
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Hollywood Records artists ab 25.99 € als Taschenbuch: Queen Brian May Duran Duran The D4 Los Lobos Indigo Girls Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers Hilary Duff Butthole Surfers Demi Lovato Regis Philbin Vanessa Hudgens Corbin Bleu Hayden Panettiere Nick Jonas & the Administration. Aus dem Bereich: Bücher, English, International, Englische Taschenbücher,- Shop: hugendubel
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Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers, Volume 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 66min, (USK 18)
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler"; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. This American Butt Hosted by Ira Ass Jols Dorp loves passing the time during his long commute with podcasts and radio shows, and when his favorite show, This American Butt, holds a contest for the cutest butt in America, Jols jumps at the chance to enter. Soon enough, Jols is flying to Chicago to meet with the show's host, a handsome stegosaurus named Ira Ass. When the audio starts rolling, things get heated between Jols and his new prehistoric friend. Eventually the pair ends up at Ira's microphone-themed penthouse, where Jols learns the private side of public radio...in a hardcore anal pounding. Schrodinger's Butt A veteran scientific test subject, Chom Bullusk has managed to carve out a living for himself in the lab, but when he spots an offer for a five million dollar trial, Chom is not sure what to make of it. The danger typically mirrors the pay, but this money is good enough that Chom is willing to take his chances. Soon enough, Chom is learning that he has the perfect median butthole, a complete anal average of all mankind, and is perfect for this high profile study. But when the mysterious and handsome scientist doctor Arper Schrodinger puts Chom's butt in a box, things take a turn for the strange. Space Raptor Butt Redemption After a year stationed on planet Zorbus, astronaut Lance Tanner and his raptor lover Orion return home to find that they are not greeted as heroes, but as villains. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Rand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/077371/bk_acx0_077371_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 63min, (USK 18)
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the living object variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. The State of California Stalks My Gay Butthole When Plurk and his buddy decide to spend the afternoon poolside looking for chicks in the Miami heat, the last thing they expect is to run into the state of California taking a dip. Quickly befriending the celebrity state over Avocado Shirley Temples, Plurk soon finds himself falling head over heels for this handsome geographical location. Pounded in the Butt by My Leaked Mashly Addison Data Kurps Krimple is a senator from Washington D. C., knows a thing or two about lying, especially when it comes to cheating on his wife with a seemingly endless parade of bigfeet who have rods the size of your arm. His favorite website to find hookups, of course, is Mashly Addison, a bastion for cheaters looking for something discreet. But when word gets out that Mashly Addison has been hacked, and the private data of several politicians leaked onto the Internet, Kurps is terrified, until he discovers that his sensitive information is nowhere to be found. That's when he receives the call. Happy Birthday Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt A down-home-country-kinda-guy, Porp has always dreamed of taking off after college to backpack across Europe, but life on the farm hasn't provided enough to make this a financial option. Luckily, Porp has some connections to a famous, racecar-driving monster named Frankenstein, and soon finds himself in the undead monster's luxurious, racecar-themed apartment at the heart of Berlin. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Rand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/072544/bk_acx0_072544_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 66min, (USK 18)
Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the "tingler", a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the bigfoot variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls: After years of having their natural habitat encroached upon, bigfeet are finally forced to leave the forest and head out into the open ocean. At first, we think that it's the last we'll ever see of them, until bigfoot piracy becomes rampant across the Seven Seas. When the most notorious bigfoot pirate, Lorko the Black, is killed off the coast of Santa Monica, a man named Andy begins to feel a mysterious throbbing in his balls. After a trip to the doctor, Andy soon learns that what seemed like a coincidence is actually an acute case of haunted balls, and the only prescription is a bigfoot ghost pirate gangbang! The Curse of Bigfoot Butt Camp: When Ken's friend from the office talks him into a week at Bigfoot Butt Camp, he has no idea that his life is about to change forever. The first hint comes when it's announced that all campers must remain in their tents on the first night. Of course, Ken ends up out in the woods alone and discovers the deep dark secret of these handsome bigfeet: They become mummies under the light of the full moon. Soon Ken finds himself all wrapped up in a homosexual, undead encounter that will have your heart racing! Bigfoot Settlers Claim My Butthole: After leaving New York to pursue his dream of making taffy without the restriction of oppressive flavor laws, Greg sets up shop in a small Colorado town. It's the wild frontier, and Greg is more than happy to be a part of it. But conflict arises when a band of business-minded bigfeet show up by train, look ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sam Rand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/077365/bk_acx0_077365_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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A Fashionably Dead Diary , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 113min
Getting blackmailed sucks. Getting blackmailed by Satan into ghost writing his autobiography/romance really sucks - hard. But I’m not a weenie or a welsher. I’m a semi-materialistic, Prada lovin’ Vampyre-Demon with a bad attitude and a serious lack of cheating skills. If I were a good cheater, I wouldn’t be in this heinous position. I lost, and now I have to pay. However, the price might deplete the wavering amount of sanity I have left...so I’m turning to you, dear diary, to pour out my inappropriate feelings and murderous inclinations toward a family member who shall remain nameless. Who in the hell am I kidding? I’m gonna name that butthole over and over on these secret pages. It’s Satan or Lucifer or the Lord of Darkness or the Dark Angel - or, as I like to call him, Uncle F--ker. That’s why I have chosen you, dear diary. You don’t have a mouth, as far as I know, and if you do, I’ll remove it - violently. Please keep that in mind as I tell you all my secrets. I’ve dealt with talking books and walls, and they’re a real pain in the ass. So if you turn out to be one of those, we’ll have a problem. Sit back. Relax, and get ready for a hellish ride. xoxo, Astrid Note from author: Dear lover of Lucifer, Astrid and all things Hot Damned aka fabulous reader, it’s me, Robyn Peterman - the insane creator of the Hot Damned series - with a little message for you. This is a Hot Damned extra! It’s short. It’s snarky, fun, and it’s short. If you haven’t litsened to Fashionably Flawed, audiobook nine, you will not understand this, and it has spoilers in it that will mess up your enjoyment of Fashionably Flawed. If you haven’t listened to any of the Hot Damned series, this will make no sense to you whatsoever. LOL. So, there you go. This is just a little ditty that I couldn’t get out of my head and thought the true fans of the Hot Damned series would enjoy. Astrid and Satan are two of my favorite characte ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jessica Almasy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/050291/bk_adbl_050291_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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