19 Results for : asshat
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The Offer , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 588min
Nicola Price used to have it all - a great career, the perfect boyfriend, an excessive shoe collection, and an apartment in one of San Francisco's best neighborhoods. But when she gets knocked up and her asshat boyfriend leaves her high and dry, Nicola's perfectly crafted world comes tumbling down. Now Nicola is the proud single mother of a five-year-old daughter and living a giant lie. She can barely afford their ghetto apartment, and all the men she dates run when they hear that she comes with a child. She's struggling and scared - and nowhere near where she thought she'd be at age 31. Nicola's saving grace comes in the form of tall, handsome, and wealthy Scotsman Bram McGregor, the older brother of her friend, Linden. Bram understands a thing or two about pride, so when tragic circumstances place Nicola at rock bottom, he offers them a place to live in the apartment complex he owns. But nothing in life is free, and as Nicola gets her feet back on the ground, she discovers that the enigmatic playboy may end up costing her more than she thought. She might just lose her heart. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Antony Ferguson, Nicole Poole. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/005181/bk_tant_005181_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Fortune Fae Academy: Book One: Fortune Fae Academy, Book One (A Reverse Harem Omegaverse Romance) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 429min, (USK 18)
I never asked to be an Omega.I’m a Fortune Fae — I see the future. But I didn’t see this coming.My Alpha will stop at nothing to possess me until he drags me all the way to Fortune Fae Academy to join the other wide-eyed Omegas-in-training. He believes I’m strong enough to survive — and I hope he’s right.He also believes I’ll kneel at his feet.He couldn’t be more wrong about that.I don’t need three broody Betas and an asshat Alpha telling me what to do. I’m going to keep running until he realizes he’s chasing the wrong girl.Except there’s one slight problem. My Alpha has seen the future, too…and he knows something I don’t.Whatever he thinks is going to happen, his cruel smirk says I’m not going anywhere.Fortune Fae Academy is Book 1 in a Reverse Harem Omegaverse Romance. Be warned there are obsessive males who will stop at nothing to claim their fated mate. Trigger warnings include dub-con, strong language, and violence. As this is a series, book 1 ends on a cliffhanger. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Gregory Salinas, Sarah Puckett, Troy Duran. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/229887/bk_acx0_229887_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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In Debt to the King: Shifter Fight League, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 29min, (USK 18)
Hard as nails fight club manager Zara cares about two things in life: her club and her brother. The problem is, technically the club belongs to her asshat of a father. Who is missing, along with last quarter's takings...and the money the club owes to Reese, the guy who controls all the shifter fight clubs in the city. He's a dangerous man and now Zara owes him money. A lot of money. The sort of money that would normally get her and her brother taken outside the city limits and buried in a shallow grave. But Logan Reese isn't the monster he should be. He's as hot as hades, and way too intelligent by half. Logan Reese can't abide thieves, so when one of his club managers runs off with money that belongs to him, he's all for breaking bones and asking questions later. Until he sees her. Zara Hunter is a delectably curvy little bundle, strength and delicate femininity wrapped up in one irresistible package. Logan is anything but a saint, and he has a few ideas about how she can pay off her debt to him.... Fair warning: This is a raunchy little shortie that contains one hot as hell werelion using any excuse to get his hands on the sexy, curvy woman he wants. It does not end in a HEA (at the moment) but does have hot sex (on a desk). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Meghan Kelly. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/069314/bk_acx0_069314_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Manservant , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 516min
A Man Cave standalone - hot romantic comedy I just wanted an easy summer job....That didn’t happen. Now, I’m in a living nightmare as I work alongside this monster of a man with mesmerizing emerald eyes that look at me inappropriately every time I see him. To add insult to injury, he has a tan I just want to lick, and a butt worth drooling over every time he purposefully walks by me. But, he's an asshat, and looks are everything. I mean, aren't. LOOKS. ARE. NOT. EVERYTHING. Why do I have to keep reminding myself of this? His job is to clean, cook, and tend to the house we work in. That's why I call him the manservant. Oh, and because it drives him nuts. That's what he gets for torturing me. This is a story of little restraint, too much desire, questionable actions, no strength whatsoever, and the best sex I've ever had. The question is: Do I fall for this crude manservant whose idea of a fun time is to tie people up and do obscene things, or do I give him a taste of his own medicine? All I'm going to say is.... Things get weird, twisted, then hot, then weird again, and - you get my drift. Go ahead and laugh. It might not be so funny if it happened to you. *A divine comedy filled with humorous satire and sexy moments that lead to a love that lasts - a perfect beach listen if you enjoy romance.* ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Victoria Mei. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/inbl/000789/bk_inbl_000789_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Stepbrother Studs: Mason: A Stepbrother Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 49min, (USK 18)
Angeline has a confession to make. She's broken. When she tells her friends, Heather and Farley, that she's never been with a man who could take her body to the places it's desperate to go - and alone, her singular pleasure is wholly unsatisfying - they decide to get her drunk one night to see if they can solve her problem. But it's no use. She's sure she's broken, unfixable. Damaged goods. When she passes out, drunk, car still running in the garage, she doesn't care if she ever wakes up again. And then she opens her eyes to find that her arrogant, asshat stepbrother, Mason, has not only seen her at her lowest, he's humiliated her even further by restraining her after her drunken, half-hearted suicide attempt. Her handsome, older stepbrother has always been secretive about his basement lair, and now she knows why. Mason isn't just confident, cocky, a self-proclaimed Master of the Universe - he's Master of much more than that. Mason is a Dom. And he's sure he can prove to her that she's not broken. Just untapped. Troubled and desperate, Angeline looks at Mason with new eyes, wondering if he really is the only man who can tap her - so to speak. But he's her stepbrother. He's the man who's seen her at her worst, her absolute lowest. Can she ever surrender herself to his demands, bend herself to his will, in order to find a deeper bliss than she's ever known in her ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Veronica Parker. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/091487/bk_acx0_091487_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Sea Shenanigans: Volume 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 680min
Come for the vacation. Stay for the shenanigans! Mermaids. Check. Pirates, Selkies, and Demi-Gods. Check. Check. Check. Come on an adventure with my Mermaids and their unlikely heroes. Get three hilarious stories all in one big book! The Sea Shenanigans Series has been a delight to write and I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I loved writing it. xoxo Robyn Book 1 - Tallulah’s Temptation Running a tourist trap for humans in the Bermuda Triangle had sounded like a fine plan - until it wasn’t. With the Sea Hags gunning for our island, I did what any desperate Mermaid would do. I called for backup. Unfortunately, they sent Pirate Doug, the scoundrel that pillaged our treasure along with my heart. What in the Chicken of the Sea was I thinking?Book 2 - Ariel’s Antics What in a clam shell does a Mermaid have to do to find true love? Saving my island home is a must. However, the mission is to seek out the very Selkie who stole my heart, the same asshat whose Johnson I’d tried to truncate. Ask any tuna you happen to see. Who’s the craziest Mermaid? That would be me. Book 3 - Misty’s Mayhem What’s love got to do with it? If you’re Cupid, everything. If you’re me, not a thing in the sea. I don’t believe in love. Poseidon is smoking some bad seaweed if he expects me to take the one job I’m obviously not qualified for…The God of Love. Stay tuned because I’m about to give love a bad name. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alexander Cendese, Jessica Almasy, Amanda Ronconi, Josh Goodman, Shane East, Savannah Richards. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/052040/bk_adbl_052040_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Just Like Heaven: The Young Americans Series, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 985min
Noah SinclairNoah Sinclair is best described as an egotistical, pompous, anal retentive, asshat. And those are his better qualities. Lately, Noah has lost touch with his playboy character “Jace” on the show Americana and can't quite put his finger on why.The studio decides it is time to shake up his character by making him an offer he can't refuse, literally. They will introduce a new love interest for his character “Jace”. Only this time, there's a twist.Josh HillJosh Hill is up a creek and sinking fast. He's got no job, no money, no credit, and is about to be kicked out of his apartment.Opportunity comes in the form of a job offer from the show Americana. Everything should be perfect; only, there is one hitch. He will be the new love interest for Noah Sinclair’s character on the beloved show.So, opposites are supposed to attract, right?Not so fast.No one said life was that easy. Both actors find themselves in untested waters. Will they be able to play a same-sex couple with no prior experience authentically? Well, they say practice makes perfect.Carefree, fun-loving Josh and uptight, overbearing Noah realize they need to make the best of their bad situation and are forced to find common ground. Over time, their roles in each other's lives become blurred. Is their attraction fake, or is it real? To top it off, Noah has a dark skeleton in his closet that can prevent them from ever moving forward.Can they get on the same page and save both of their careers and their relationship? Or, will they end up yesterday's tabloid fodder?JLH is a slow-burn love story. It can be listened to as a stand-alone. It contains a cast of characters that encounter romance, heartache, laughter, and life lessons. The book has darker themes that may act as triggers to some listeners. It contains adult language, mature themes, and is best enjoyed by those over the age of 18. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Corey H. Bennson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/200331/bk_acx0_200331_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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How to Talk Teen
How to Talk Teen - From Asshat to Zup the Totes Awesome Dictionary of Teenage Slang: ab 3.99 €- Shop: ebook.de
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Holidays in Asshat Collection: Magic and Mayhem Universe (Holidays in Assjacket)
Holidays in Asshat Collection: Magic and Mayhem Universe (Holidays in Assjacket): ab 6.99 €- Shop: ebook.de
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