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Book of Rhymes

Book of Rhymes ab 34.49 € als Taschenbuch: A Laxative for Creative Constipation. Aus dem Bereich: Musik, Noten & Musiktheorie,

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When Life Happened , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 705min

Parker Cruse despises cheaters. It might have something to do with her boyfriend sleeping with her twin sister. After a wedding day prank involving a strong laxative, that ends the already severed relationship between the twins, Parker decides to grow up and act 26. Step one: Move out of her parents' house. Step two: Find a job. Opportunity strikes when she meets her new neighbor, Gus Westman. He's an electrician with Iowa farm-boy values and a gift for saying her name like it's a dirty word. He also has a wife. Sabrina Westman, head of a successful engineering firm, hires Parker as her personal assistant. Driven to be the best assistant ever, Parker vows to stay focused, walk the dog, go to the dry cleaners, and not kiss Gus - again. Step three: Don't judge. Step four: Remember - when life happens, it does it in a heartbeat. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tia Rider Sorensen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/091918/bk_acx0_091918_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Adventures of KungFu Mike and the Magic Sunglasses: A Confession by Michael Boulerice , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 482min

Remember that Halloween when you accidentally dressed up as an African American slave? What about the time you accidentally digested a piece of your dead father? The Adventures of KungFu Mike and the Magic Sunglasses is a collection of short stories, some of which are so hysterical they will make you laugh uncontrollably - and others so unfortunate they'll surely cause you to cringe or cry. This genre-bending series of real-life short stories blends tales of an ill-fated adolescence with priceless details of an awkward prepubescence and other incredible experiences and recollections. If you're already a fan of David Sedaris, then you're definitely going to be a fan of Michael Boulerice. You won't look at life quite the same after listening to this nonfiction narrative of life, love, friendship, and that feeling you get when you drink too much laxative tea. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mercury Welles. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/054713/bk_acx0_054713_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Truth Will Set You Free...: But First It Will Make You Miserable , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 460min

This book is for Christians and everybody else who takes himself too seriously! Buckingham, renowned storyteller and master satirist, goes behind the scenes to name names and talk about hilarious incidents in his life, and the life of others close to him. No one escapes his pointed pen. The big shots, the unknowns, his wife, his kids, his mother, friend, and foe - all are targets of his humor. He even pokes fun at himself - his weight, his balding head, and his often fumbling methods to represent God. In this collection you will hear the stories of what happened when he baptized a fat woman; when he thought his washing machine had a demon; when he walked behind the horse who had just be given five gallons of laxative; and his ongoing battles with tomatoes and people who wear toupees. TV preachers, the rapture, prophetic words - nothing is sacred in this book. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bruce Buckingham. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/086503/bk_acx0_086503_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Compelled: A Reverse Harem Witches and Vampires Royal Covens Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 222min

There will be a sacrifice at the witching hour - me.Okay, so throwing a shoe and casting my laxative spell didn’t do me much good. Time to go to Plan B. I’m a reincarnated fate witch and rightful queen of the Royal Covens. None of that is why I’m going to get out of this, though. I’m a mortal-born witch in this lifetime, which means I’m scrappy as hell. I’ll use my strengths against their pride and get the Royal Covens to turn on each other. While they’re cat-fighting it out, I’ll use the opportunity to work together with my guys and make an epic escape.To everyone’s surprise, Plan B worked! (Yeah, even I was surprised, I’ll admit it.) We head on over to an underground retreat for vampires who royally pissed off the Royal Covens (see what I did there?). Anyway, they’re all really nice and accepting except for this super hot vampire named Tiros. His first reaction when he sees me is to give me the bird. Yeah, he’s awesome like that.Behind all that brooding and crudeness, Tiros is hiding something. Well, he’s a master thief, so he’s always hiding something, but I think he knows something about my past. I’ll charm it out of him. Because yeah, I’m charming. Totally.Compelled, the second book of Royal Covens series, is a medium-burn reverse harem romance and part of a three-book series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Vanessa Moyen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/225801/bk_acx0_225801_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Bulimia Nervosa and Eating Disorder: The Best Way to Stop Bulimia Nervosa and Eating Disorder , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 241min

Bulimia Nervosa and Eating DisorderThe likelihood of the entire medical state of bulimia nervosa continues to be gauged at between one as well as five percent, of females in the high-risk age range of original teens to mid-30's. Additionally, there are a lot more individuals of both sexes, relying on different types of bulimic behavior, perched precariously on the brink of fully-fledged bulimia nervosa.The bulk of bulimia patients get locked right into a vicious cycle of binging as well as purging. A binge can be a frenzied and rapid gorging of massive amounts of foods, or simply eating smaller quantities of food you believe you shouldn't have had. The thing that makes it a binge would be the sensation of not being in command. Binges specifically involve sweets, huge kilojoules items-food usually considered "forbidden", "fattening", or "bad". They frequently happen as reactions to emotions of depression, self-criticism, extreme dieting, or boredom.Binging might result in a frantic attempt to eliminate the meal and stop putting on weight. This particular method of clearing the body of unwanted foods is called purging. Appetite suppressants might additionally be used, along with these usually trap the bulimia sufferer more deeply into the worry cycle. Ironically, purging isn't a highly effective technique of losing or to keep off pounds. For instance, laxatives expel content from the intestines once most or maybe the kilojoules were absorbed. Nearly all instant weight reduction following laxative consumption is a result of loss of fluid, not fat. As you are going to see, purging is a high-risk behavior causing serious medical consequences as well as death. The vicious cycle of dieting-binging-purging will come to rule the life of yours. Eliminating the meals just hastens the hunger created by dieting as well as increases the chance of binging. As each component of the cycle makes one another part inevitable, the entire process bec ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Leah Goodman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/178906/bk_acx0_178906_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Idiots: Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes

A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the "honest, complicated" (SheKnows) Idiot. TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING! In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, "How did we get here?" Sex. Sex is how we got here. Laura's life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood—plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). In Idiots, Laura shares more than anyone ever asked for about: -Mucus plugs, vacuum extraction, and adult diapers -Dousing doulas, VagTime, and pelvic organ prolapse -Vaginismus, laxative overdose, and accidental lactivism -Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation -Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor's face -ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne -Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging -Stephen's cheating, Laura's cheating, fights, and forgiveness -Choosing love over fear and healing the world Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Whether she's crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger (who has most certainly considered a restraining order), Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst moments—more important, she makes us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world.

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Idiots (eBook, ePUB)

A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the "honest, complicated" (SheKnows) Idiot. TRIGGER WARNING: TORN EVERYTHING! In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recoveryestablishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, "How did we get here?" Sex. Sex is how we got here. Laura's life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhoodplus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). In Idiots, Laura shares more than anyone ever asked for about: -Mucus plugs, vacuum extraction, and adult diapers -Dousing doulas, VagTime, and pelvic organ prolapse -Vaginismus, laxative overdose, and accidental lactivism -Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation -Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor's face -ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne -Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging -Stephen's cheating, Laura's cheating, fights, and forgiveness -Choosing love over fear and healing the world Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Whether she's crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger (who has most certainly considered a restraining order), Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst momentsmore important, she makes us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world.

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