23 Results for : spoofs
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In Bed with Susie Bright 497: All About Autofellatio, Hörbuch, Digital, 25min, (USK 18)
In today show, we take a look at autofellatio. Writer Jesse Bering's article in Slate ("So Close, and Yet So Far Away: The contorted history of autofellatio") has Susie wondering what this kind of acrobatic self-pleasure would feel like…. But Susie starts off today by reading a hilarious story from The Onion. This comedy news source spoofs on a new sheath they call "No One's Pleasure". It's a condom for "bitter resentful couples who want to intensify their sexual dissatisfaction". The article includes lines like "the product magnifies personal insecurities and awakens deep-seated, unresolved relationship issues…." Susie loves a good laugh. Next up: self fellatio. Jesse Bering's article indicates that it seems to work better if you're into yoga! The history of achieving this feat has both physical and psychological aspects that Susie finds fascinating. Finally, in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie gets a disturbing letter from a young listener. It's not that she was dumped and is still a virgin that bothers Susie; it's that her letter also hints at pain and scary dreams about being raped. Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 497, October 14, 2011] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/111014/pf_suzy_111014_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Princess Test , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 77min
Gail Carson Levine charmed the world with Ella Enchanted, her spirited retelling of the Cinderella story. Now this award-winning author turns her attention to two more classic fairy tales, and deftly turns them upside down and inside out with her trademark wit and hilarity. In The Fairy's Mistake, two very different sisters have two very different encounters with the fairy Ethelinda. Rosella is kind and helpful. Her reward: Jewels and gems tumble out of her mouth whenever she speaks. Myrtle is rude and spiteful. Her punishment: Bugs and vipers slither out of her mouth. The fairy Ethelinda feels she's meted out justice just right - until she discovers Rosella has been locked up by a greedy prince and Myrtle is having the time of her life! In The Princess Test, King Humphrey has decided its time for his son, Prince Nicholas, to marry. But he must make sure the bride is a real princess. So he devises a series of princess tests, designed to weed out the phonies and the fakes. Meanwhile, Nicholas has fallen in love with Lorelei, a mere blacksmith's daughter. She's no princess, but he wants to marry her all the same - but how will she ever pass the terrible tests? In these first two delightfully entertaining, laugh-out-loud Princess Tales, Gail Levine gently spoofs the notion that fairies are always right and that tests can never prove a person's worth, but holds fast to the notion that true love will always win in the end. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jorjeana Marie. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/015017/bk_adbl_015017_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Jezebel in Charge, Hörbuch, Digital, 24min, (USK 18)
Previously published as 'Jezebel Dominates'. Jezebel takes charge of you and leads you down into her vault where shows you what exotic pleasures there are to be had at her knowing and experienced hands. Almost 25 minutes of exciting bondage and domination. This experience involves some discipline, anal exploration with use of a strap-on sex toy and moderate BDSM. For adults only: sexually explicit language and audio imagery combined with guided suggestion. Warning: do not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to this program and for at least half an hour afterwards. Your mind is very powerful, yet it goes about its business largely unnoticed by us in our everyday lives. During DEV you become first relaxed and receptive then very aware of yourself and your own sensuality. You are able to recall physical pleasures and erotic stimuli; becoming aroused as though you were fantasising towards an orgasm. Then there is the overlay of erotic story and scene with detailed sensory description that 'spoofs' your mind into thinking that you are actually experiencing those sensations. Your mental sensory filter is triggered by virtual signals, not arising from anything real; these become indistinguishable from reality, in fact it becomes your reality for the time you are in the 'bubble' of DEV. You feel the touch and caress, the kiss and bite, the penetration and skin on skin excitement. The sex feels real, the bondage feels real and the scenes in which you are placed all feel real at the time. The memories after the fact are as good as real memories but you are usually always aware of the difference between the virtual and the real. (The virtual are often better!) Directed Erotic Visualisation is a combination of simple techniques, easy breathing for relaxation teamed with gentle suggestion to promote visualisation. Together they work to help create a subjective reality where virtually anything is possible. Quality writing enhanced by ex Language: English. Narrator: J Jezebel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/smot/000069/bk_smot_000069_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Rain Men, Hörbuch, Digital, 22min, (USK 18)
A sudden rain storm has your favourite sporting event - and the hunky teammates all wet and muddy. Not to worry, Essemoh will take you home and get you all cleaned up in this Impossible Gay Lovers experience. Directed Erotic Visualisation is merely another Altered State. During DEV you become first relaxed and receptive then very aware of yourself and your own sensuality. You are able to recall physical pleasures and erotic stimuli; becoming aroused as though you were fantasising towards an orgasm. Then there is the overlay of erotic story and scene with detailed sensory description that 'spoofs' your mind into thinking that you are actually experiencing those sensations. Your mental sensory filter is triggered by virtual signals, not arising from anything real; these become indistinguishable from reality, in fact it becomes your reality for the time you are in the 'bubble' of DEV. You feel the touch and caress, the kiss and bite, the penetration and skin on skin excitement. The sex feels real, the bondage feels real and the scenes in which you are placed all feel real at the time. The memories after the fact are as good as real memories but you are usually always aware of the difference between the virtual and the real. (The virtual are often better!) Directed Erotic Visualisation is a combination of simple techniques, easy breathing for relaxation teamed with gentle suggestion to promote visualisation. Together they work to help create a subjective reality where virtually anything is possible. Quality writing enhanced by expert narration generates an experience within that reality of sensuality and high erotic tension. The pre recorded Audio Experiences have proved to be very successful. Based on extensive listener feedback, reactions range from warm relaxation and freedom from stress to more than one third of experiences culminating in a highly satisfying emotional release. DEV Audio Experiences are always undergoing developm Language: English. Narrator: Essemoh Teepee. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/smot/000075/bk_smot_000075_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Against the Wall, Hörbuch, Digital, 22min, (USK 18)
Previously published as 'Alley Lover'. Impossible Gay Lovers uses the Sensual Hypnosis technique of Directed Erotic Visualisation to let you have stunningly erotic gay sex experiences. Have you ever had a really arousing fantasy and wondered what it would be like for real? To have your bi curiosity satisfied and have wild sex in an alley? Directed Erotic Visualisation is designed to achieve just that in most cases. 'Against the Wall' is a 22-minute experience that places you waiting in anticipation of meeting a stranger in a wine bar. The excitement is overwhelming when he arrives and takes command of you. His touch makes you tremble so you can't resist any longer. A wild sensual experience in the nearby alley follows. Intense! What might DEV be like? Your mind is very powerful, yet it goes about its business largely unnoticed by us in our everyday lives. Our daily 'reality' is made up of sensations and perceptions that are filtered out from the multi million bits of stimulation and information that our body automatically collects through our physical senses. To process that mass of data in real-time would swamp our consciousness and we would not be able to think at all in the hubbub! During DEV you become first relaxed and receptive then very aware of yourself and your own sensuality. You are able to recall physical pleasures and erotic stimuli; becoming aroused as though you were fantasising towards an orgasm. Then there is the overlay of erotic story and scene with detailed sensory description that 'spoofs' your mind into thinking that you are actually experiencing those sensations. Directed Erotic Visualisation is a combination of simple techniques, easy breathing for relaxation teamed with gentle suggestion to promote visualisation. Together they work to help create a subjective reality where virtually anything is possible. Quality writing enhanced by expert narration generates an experience within that reality of sensuality and h Language: English. Narrator: Essemoh Teepee. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/smot/000070/bk_smot_000070_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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In Bed with Susie Bright 580: The Best Sex on TV...and the Worst Sex Toy Review Ever, Hörbuch, Digital, 26min, (USK 18)
Don't you love The Onion? It's full of fun spoofs that can sometimes be all-too realistic. Susie found a recent Onion article entitled "If You Wish to Be a Writer, Have Sex with Someone Who Works in Publishing". Susie loves it and she laughs along as she reads the "sincere" advice for young writers, which includes establishing a daily routine involving many ways to have sex with a publisher. If you have writers block, says the article, just move on, find a different person to sleep with, and your slump may improve! Next, Susie talks about the best sex on TV and the worst sex-toy review. The hot new television show is actually on Netflix: Orange Is the New Black. Why is this show so sexy? It takes place in a women's prison, and there are a lot of hot chicks, steamy inmates, and rowdy lesbians. Then Susie has to tell you about an outrageously bad review of a simple sex toy. It's not that the device is bad; it's the reviewer. He doesn't seem to have a clue as to what might be important to talk about when reviewing a vibrator. Finally, Susie has another great, hot pick from among new audiobooks available at Audible - and this one is not to be missed. When Marina Abramovic Dies: A Biography, by James Westcott, follows performance artist Abramovic, who has been doing live shows since 1969 that push the boundaries of her body and sexuality. By demonstrating the limits the body can withstand she has shocked many and made audiences uncomfortable. Susie has an audio excerpt for us to hear. The book is narrated by Kathleen Gati. Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com [Episode 580, August 2, 2013] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/130802/pf_suzy_130802_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Team Sports, Hörbuch, Digital, 21min, (USK 18)
Previously published as 'The Coach'. Impossible Gay Lovers uses the Sensual Hypnosis technique of Directed Erotic Visualisation to let you have stunningly erotic gay sex experiences. Have you ever had a really arousing fantasy and wondered what it would be like for real? To have your bi curiosity satisfied and have wild sex in an alley? Directed Erotic Visualisation is designed to achieve just that in most cases. In 'Team Sports' you are taken back in time to experience the desire and lust of a figure of authority from your youth. A little light bondage and some spanking all add to the amazing experience. Making the team was never so much fun! For adults only: sexually explicit language and audio imagery combined with guided suggestion. Warning: do not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to this program and for half an hour afterwards. Directed Erotic Visualisation is merely another Altered State. During DEV you become first relaxed and receptive then very aware of yourself and your own sensuality. You are able to recall physical pleasures and erotic stimuli; becoming aroused as though you were fantasising towards an orgasm. Then there is the overlay of erotic story and scene with detailed sensory description that 'spoofs' your mind into thinking that you are actually experiencing those sensations. Your mental sensory filter is triggered by virtual signals, not arising from anything real; these become indistinguishable from reality, in fact it becomes your reality for the time you are in the 'bubble' of DEV. You feel the touch and caress, the kiss and bite, the penetration and skin on skin excitement. The sex feels real, the bondage feels real and the scenes in which you are placed all feel real at the time. The memories after the fact are as good as real memories but you are usually always aware of the difference between the virtual and the real. (The virtual are often better!) Directed Erotic Visualisation is a combinati Language: English. Narrator: Essemoh Teepee. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/smot/000073/bk_smot_000073_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
- Price: 9.95 EUR excl. shipping
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Fake Physics: Spoofs Hoaxes and Fictitious Science
Fake Physics: Spoofs Hoaxes and Fictitious Science: ab 24.49 €- Shop: ebook.de
- Price: 24.49 EUR excl. shipping
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The Fearless Vampire Killers
It's the living end, a fancy-dress ball for blood fiends in Count Von Krolocks Transylvanian castle. Surely no mortal would be foolish enough to infiltrate this hemogobbling horror of a soiree. But partygoers notice something in the ballroom mirrors: the reflections of humans vampire killers dancing among them. Director/cowriter Roman Polanski (The Pianist, Rosemary s Baby, Chinatown) spoofs vampire movies with this droll balancing act of shocks and laughs. He also portrays Alfred, mousy apprentice to a doddering researcher of vampirism (Jack MacGowran)... and the lovestruck defender of gorgeous Sarah (Sharon Tate) when the Count (Ferdy Mayne) tries to make her the ghoul of his dreams. It s all fang-tastic fun!- Shop: odax
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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark
Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut! Wise-cracking vamp, Elvira, wants to put on a show in Las Vegas but she's short $50,000, so when she learns that her wealthy Aunt Morgana has just died, she rushes off to old-fashioned, conservative Falwell, Massachusetts, for the reading of the will. In typical Elvira fashion, she can't help but stir things up when she makes her appearance in Falwell. Cassandra Peterson stars in this sexy comedy hit, filled with wild wisecracks, campy chaos and scary movie spoofs, all poured into the lowest-cut black gown in horror movie history!- Shop: odax
- Price: 12.73 EUR excl. shipping
