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    The Plan: Breakbattle Academy, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 364min
    Don’t piss off the Elite Class.That wasn’t in the rulebook, but it should have been. Landon, Michael, and Cole may have the faces of angels, but a soul turns black when it’s betrayed.The Elites have sworn to take me down, but I can’t get much lower.Or so I thought.Breakbattle wants us to fight and the boys are happy to oblige.No one will help me. No one can. I either show I'm strong enough to rise, or I suffer at the bottom where I belong.They'll try to break me. They may even succeed. But I can't leave. I can't reveal myself.I became Zeke for one reason...and I'm not done yet.The Plan is a reverse harem high school bully romance. This is year one in the series and features language, dark themes, and sexual scenes. If you're cool with that, dive in! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jillian Yetter. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/232902/bk_acx0_232902_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Chaos at Prescott High , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 741min
    There's one gang you don't piss off at Prescott High, not unless you want them to destroy you. The Havoc Boys. My enemies turned friends turned lovers.These boys have never been saints, but this war that's brewing is resurrecting their inner demons. Once upon a time, I was their target. This time, I'm calling the shots.Senior year is my year. This year, I'm going to bring down my enemies. This year, I'm going to run my tongue along the blade of vengeance and taste blood. The Havoc Boys are mine, and we were here first.You don't mess with a Havoc Girl without paying the price. You don't start a rebellion without a little bloodshed. My boys and I don't mind using two wrongs to make a right - I just hope our brewing obsession with one another doesn't kill us all first. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Brooke Daniels, Matt Walton. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/237795/bk_acx0_237795_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Great Donald Trump Debate , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 257min
    The greatest scam in political history deserves your attention and your action. Through this book we intend to thwart the evil plans of a Donald J. Trump and actually double-twist the pretzel so that anyone listening to this book can get most of the money that Donald Trump intends to make from this election and put it into our pockets. The greatest double-double cross in history. The debate about whom to vote for and whether your vote should go to Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton is secondary to the one that surrounds the fact that Trump is attempting to pull of the greatest political revolution in history by playing to the Republican Party and saying what they want to hear, enough to defeat all other Republican candidates. Imagine how stupid Jeb Bush feels being defeated by a guy who called him "Low Energy Bush". Then, Trump calls out Ted Cruz for a picture where his father is seen talking to Lee Harvey Oswald, the assassin of President John F. Kennedy. Why did Trump do that? To piss off the Republican voters. As we go to print Trump is in another pissing contest with a guy who lost his son in the War in Iraq - the guy sacrificed his son in the war on terror and Trump calls him names and again, this to piss off the voters and intentionally lose the election. Think about it - when you hear Trump's statements. They will get more and more intensely hateful as we approach the election because he wants to lose. If he sees himself climbing in the polls - he will deliver even more trash talk to guarantee that he loses this election. However, none of this will hurt his celebrity which will make him billions from the advertising dollars paid to his upcoming Trump Network. Oprah Winfrey taught him how to really make money and Trump got jealous so he cooked up this scheme to get the Republican nomination while at the same time alienating the vast majority of voters who will actually turn out to vote in 2016. If you let Trump win by pulling off the greatest politic ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Mathiesen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/067619/bk_acx0_067619_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    A Village Life
    A Village Life, Louise Gluck's eleventh collection of poems, begins in the topography of a village, a Mediterranean world of no definite moment or place:All the roads in the village unite at the fountain.Avenue of Liberty, Avenue of the Acacia Trees-The fountain rises at the center of the plaza;on sunny days, rainbows in the piss of the cherub.-from "tributaries"Around the fountain are concentric circles of figures, organized by age and in degrees of distance: fields, a river, and, like the fountain's opposite, a mountain. Human time superimposed on geologic time, all taken in at a glance, without any undue sensation of speed.Gluck has been known as a lyrical and dramatic poet; since Ararat, she has shaped her austere intensities into book-length sequences.Here, for the first time, she speaks as "the type of describing, supervising intelligence found in novels rather than poetry," as Langdon Hammer has written of her long lines-expansive, fluent, and full-manifesting a calm omniscience. While Gluck's manner is novelistic, she focuses not on action but on pauses and intervals, moments of suspension (rather than suspense), in a dreamlike present tense in which poetic speculation and reflection are possible.
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    Hot Guys Going at It During a Snowstorm: A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol #2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 41min, (USK 18)
    Picks up right where The Silver Haired Daddy Boss & The Sexy Employee: A Modern Gay Sex Christmas Carol #1 left off. In this installment of the gay erotic holiday series, two charity workers solicit donations at the Splooge & Jism Investment Management office and discover that although both Splooge and the weather outside may be frightful, hot guys can always find a way to get naked and make their cocks feel delightful. Also, Dickteaser Splooge's reveals his true feelings about Christmas and his neighbor, Flaming Fred. A M/M Gayrotica Press gay erotic short story of M2M Action including gay sex outdoors, gay sex between co-workers, watersports, ass play, rimming, anal fingering, light piss play, M/M safe sex with condoms, oral sex, deep throating, a creampie facial, hot sex by a fire, and lubed up manhole f***ing. Adult Content Advisory: This story contains adult language as well as erotic and sexually explicit descriptions of male/male sex. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Luke Avery. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/006795/bk_acx0_006795_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Scarlet Venom : Mixologists and Pirates, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 138min
    Fact 437 - Allie was a piss poor bootlegger.  It was laughable that her blackmailers expected her to create a truth serum. If they’d done their homework, they would’ve known her brewing capabilities were nil, she flunked chemistry, and her moonshine was on the toxic side. So for once in her unlucky life, luck was on her side...until she almost blew up the lab. Unfortunately, singed eyebrows were the least of her concern.  Fact 543 - Aliens don't understand personal space.  Nothing was off limits. If they weren’t asking about her heat cycle, males were sniffing her for compatibility. One cocky Av even tried to claim her as his mate, but that wasn’t happening, no matter how good looking he was. But staying immune to his antics proved more difficult than Allie expected. Kind words, gorgeous eyes, and wicked grins were always her weakness. Fact 678 - The line between loathe and love easily blurred. It was just one kiss...maybe two.  ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Vanessa Moyen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/154012/bk_acx0_154012_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    1,290+ Dirty Jokes: Dirty Talk Examples and Funny Stories for Couples (WTF OMG LOL, Book 1) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 508min, (USK 18)
    My wife said she is leaving on account of my sexual fetishes. I said fine! Slam the door on my c--t on the way out.I told my wife I was gonna start smoking pot. She said if I did, she'd leave me. I guess it's true what they say...marijuana truly is an effective way to get rid of aches and pains.Statistics show that the average person has sex 89 times per year. Looks like I'm in for a pretty wild December.The furniture store keeps calling me back..... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then, I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.How do you piss off a female archeologist? Find a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.My wife got mad because I lost £3,420 gambling. Woman! It's not even your money...anymore.And over 1,280 more jokes to keep you laughing for hours! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Doodah Mittymoney. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/227626/bk_acx0_227626_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Dominator: Vicky Peterwald, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 623min
    Grand Duchess Vicky Peterwald has everything. A loving fiance who's soon to be her husband, adoring crowds, and she gets to share her golden wedding carriage with Kris Longknife. What more could a girl want?  Well, the emperor, her father, could have showed up to walk her down the aisle, but she's not really bothered about that. Then, suddenly, she is. It turns out he didn't make the wedding because he's broke and living nearly homeless in an abandoned, half-built palace. How'd that happen?  News isn't coming out of Dad's side of the empire, so it looks like Vicky may need a battle fleet to go pay Daddy dear a visit. Oh, and four or six brigades of infantry and tanks. Somebody should have known better than to piss Vicky Peterwald off. Now they have, and she won't let anything get in her way of being Vicky Peterwald: dominator. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dina Pearlman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/050286/bk_adbl_050286_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Yaqui Delgado Wants to Kick Your Ass , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 410min
    Yaqui Delgado wants to kick your ass. That’s what some girl tells Piddy Sanchez one morning before school. Too bad Piddy doesn’t even know who Yaqui Delgado is, let alone what she’s done to piss her off. All Piddy knows is that Yaqui hates her - and she better watch her back because Yaqui isn’t kidding around. At first Piddy just focuses on trying to find out more about the father she’s never met and how to balance honors courses with her weekend job at the neighborhood hair salon. But as the harassment escalates, avoiding Yaqui and her gang starts to take over Piddy’s life. Is there any way for Piddy to survive without closing herself off and running away from her problems? In this poignant and all-too-realistic story from award-winning author Meg Medina, Piddy is forced to decide exactly who she is versus who others are trying to make her become - and ultimately discovers a rhythm that is all her own. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Roxanne Hernandez. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/004797/bk_brll_004797_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Hell’s Revenge: Princess of Hell Series, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 329min
    I am literally going to kill my mother. To say I have mommy issues is putting it mildly. The woman who abandoned me has a lot of nerve to just saunter back into my life without warning and drop a bombshell of atomic proportions. I tried to kill her as a way of resolving my inner Freudian issues, but my damned boyfriends stopped me. Spoilsports. As if wanting to strangle my birth mother isn't enough, once again, someone is messing with my life and a new player steps in to save me. Did I mention my dark knight is tall, gorgeous, and fanged? Just don't tell my lovers, because apparently they're not willing to share me with the undead. The final showdown fast approaches. I don't care how powerful they are. They screwed up big time when they took something precious of mine. It's never a good idea to piss off this princess of Hell, because revenge is my middle name. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Rebecca Estrella. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006930/bk_tant_006930_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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