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    Breakwater: Leo: Star Bears, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 95min
    Annie Heathcoat always dreamed of how her wedding was going to be. White kinetic fabric dress, the latest grav-heels, and a sea of her loved ones all blinking away tears of joy. But this wasn't a dream: it was a nightmare. Instead of her father giving her hand in marriage, he's lost it in a game of poker to the galactic war criminal Strathmore. But if fate had dealt her a bad hand, it was time to flip the damned table and run. Captain Leo Ingram. Smuggler. Bear Shifter. Lover. Or at least that's what his business card said. Not that the mewling merchant in front of him cared about any of that. This was a quick hand-off, merchandise for credits. Then he and his crew would be back aboard the Breakwater and off to the nearest trade port to drink and piss their ill-gotten gains away. But before they could finish the deal, a young woman stumbled out of the underbrush into their illicit business deal. Was that a wedding dress? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Audrey Lusk. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/073068/bk_acx0_073068_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Undercover Barmaid: A Workplace Romance , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 439min
    I was supposed to expose him. Instead, I'm exposing myself - mind, body, and soul.Sadie My first assignment as an investigative journalist is to unleash the secrets at one of the hottest clubs in NYC. What could possibly go wrong?Get a job as a barmaid. Don’t spill the drinks. Don’t piss off the staff. Get the story.Oh, and don’t fall for the owner. He’s ruthless and broken and thinks women bow to him. Yet, he doesn’t date...ever.ReedAfter my father passed away, I took over this night club with one goal in mind: to make him proud. That’s exactly what I intend to do, and I’ll be damned if anyone is going to get in my way. It’s simple.Avoid distractions. Keep the club alive. Keep the secrets hidden. Oh, and don’t fall for the new barmaid. She’s too pure to be dragged into my complicated life.Praise for the book:"The story line flows great and the pages keep turning as the anticipation builds! Definitely recommend this book!" (Kelsey Clayton, author) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Crystal Grace. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/193774/bk_acx0_193774_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Alluring Aiden: Team Loco, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 275min
    “It’s just six weeks. Or forever. You choose.” Aiden is supposed to be travelling the country with his professional motocross racing team. He isn’t supposed to break his wrist over summer and be benched for the whole fall season. He definitely isn’t supposed to find himself falling for a hometown girl who loves dirt bikes as much as he does. And when her boyfriend cheats on her, he probably shouldn’t agree to be her fake boyfriend just to piss him off. But Aiden has never been good at doing the right thing. Jenn’s relationship just fell apart. She thought she’d had it all: a hunky motocross racer boyfriend, an awesome job at her dad’s shop, and a promising career as a physical therapist on the horizon. Then it all falls apart, leaving her broken and hopeless. A fake relationship might get back at her ex, but there’s something in the way Aiden looks at her that doesn’t feel very fake at all. Alluring Aiden is the second stand-alone book in The Team Loco Trilogy, a series of flirty, upper Young Adult contemporary romances. Contains steamy scenes, no cliffhanger, and a happily-ever-after. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Brittany Goodwin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/175024/bk_acx0_175024_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Injecting Faith: Dr. Beckett Campbell, Medical Examiner, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 380min
    Death is just a disease...and I have the cure.Beckett knows he should ignore the ignominious words of a previously unknown pastor that find their way into his inbox. He also knows that it's not just the wrath of a man in cloth he risks infuriating should he decide to investigate, but changing his vacation is guaranteed to piss off his girlfriend, Suzan Cuthbert.But extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and Beckett refuses to let anyone make a mockery of his profession, especially not a snake oil salesman sporting a glorified nightie. Beckett may have lost his faith years ago and has since done things that have landed him on the permanent naughty list. But that wont stop him from extracting his particular brand of justice, should the need arise. And it will...because trouble seems to follow the good doctor around like the plague."If death is just a disease, then I'm the definitive host."Beckett's back, baby, and it's time for a new tattoo. Unless, of course, the Almighty chooses to intervene.Scroll-up and grab your copy of the medical thriller Injecting Faith today! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Scott R. Pollak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/155583/bk_acx0_155583_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Nightsoul: Raven Cursed, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 493min
    My magic can kill. Now, it might be the reason I die. For years, I thought I was Raven Cursed - only to discover I’m something much worse. But nothing about my life is as shocking as what I discover about Mephisto, the mysterious and alluring client who’s always had a special interest in me. Now I know why. My curse and Mephisto’s secrets have to take a back seat when the most powerful vampire in the city hires me for a job. It seems simple enough: Negotiate the acquisition of a weapon that can kill his kind faster than a stake to the heart. In my line of business, there are rules that you never break - or if you do, you make damn sure no one finds out. First, never betray a client. Second, never piss off a vampire, especially the Master of the City. Somehow, I managed to do both. Now I have a mere 72 hours to fix my mistakes, or the Master will claim my life as payment for my failure - and he’s made it clear there won’t be any renegotiations. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Khristine Vham. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/214763/bk_acx0_214763_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Stephen Fry Does the 'Knowledge', Hörbuch, Digital, 57min
    Stephen Fry presents this intriguing programme charting the history of knowledge, how technology changes our relationship with it, and how we know what we know. Knowledge. The Google generation thinks it doesn’t need to carry much of it around in its head any more. Much has already been written about the internet changing the way we think and learn. But is knowledge less valuable than it used to be? This absorbing programme explores the concept of ‘knowledge’, drawing on a variety of diverse sources: quiz games, psychology, education, news, trivia shows, satellite navigation and comedy. Featuring cab drivers, philosophers, memory champions and members of the Brains Trust, it looks at topics including cultural relativism, language learning and prodigious feats of memory. Plus, it attempts to answer such questions as: what constitutes useful knowledge in an era when we can find anything very quickly?; why has 'useless knowledge' gained in currency?; and, if Typhoo put the tea in Britain, should we take the piss out of epistemology? Packed with interviews, debates and a feast of archive clips from the past three decades, this is an enlightening and entertaining overview of the world of knowledge, both general and specific. Language: English. Narrator: Stephen Fry. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/005219/bk_bbcw_005219_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Havoc: Mayhem Series, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 700min
    When Hailey Harper left her family farm to enroll in veterinary school, she had a plan: keep her head down, ace her classes, and, most importantly...don't upset the uncle paying her tuition. Translation? Don't piss off his dramatic, self-absorbed daughter, Danica, even if she's a nightmare to live with. Falling in love with her cousin's rock star ex-boyfriend was definitely not part of the plan. As the drummer of a now-famous rock band, Mike Madden could have any girl he wants. He's sweet, funny, romantic, talented - and the only guy who's ever made Hailey's heart do cartwheels in her chest. The more she gets to know him, the harder she falls, but Hailey knows they can never be more than friends...because Danica wants him back, and she'll fight dirty to win. Mike is falling for Hailey, too, but Danica's threats and his rock star life - music video shoots, international tours, obsessed fans - could tear them apart before they've even begun. Hailey isn't sure she's the one for him, but Mike's waited years for a girl like her...and he'll do anything to prove it. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Saskia Maarleveld, Will Damron. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/005890/bk_harp_005890_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Bedbugs , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 804min
    From the subway tunnels of Boston to the rain-swept streets of Quebec City to the deepest snow-filled forests of Hilton, Maine, no one in these chilling stories by horror master Rick Hautala is safe from the darkness or the dangerous things that lurk in the shadows. Waiting for us. Reaching for us....Over the years, Rick Hautala's stories and novels have terrified and captivated millions of people around the world. Bedbugs is a career-spanning collection of stories that whisks you away on a guided tour of the darkest reaches of the human mind and soul - a tour that could only be conducted by someone with Rick Hautala's ability to make your blood run cold.Stories in this collection are:"The Back of My Hands""Schoolhouse""The Voodoo Queen""Surprise""Tunnels""...from a Stone""Crying Wolf""The Sources of the Nile""Silver Rings""Colt .24""Bird in the House""Cousins’ Curse""Speedbump""Rubies and Pearls""A Little Bit of Divine Justice""Karen’s Eyes""Master Tape""Breakfast at Earl’s""Closing the Doors""Worst Fears""Winter Queen""Late Summer Shadows""Hitman""Perfect Witness""Piss Eyes""Served Cold" ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Scott MacDonald. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/131235/bk_acx0_131235_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 144min
    Comebacks and flip flops - historical and contemporary - that capture the current era of snarky humor. It’s impossible to go a full day without using snark, so why fight it? Snark is everywhere, from television to movies to everyday life. This lively collection provides hours of entertainment - better than an Etch A Sketch, and more fun than Silly Putty! At the heart of it, being in a state of snark can be one of the most useful tools at one’s disposal and hence (yes, I used “hence”), a powerful way to get what you want. With snark, you can catch people completely off-guard, and royally piss them off. Included here is the Snark Hall of Fame, the Best Snarky Responses to Everyday Dumbassness, and much more. It’s a book that will make you laugh. It’s a book that will make someone else cry. It’s a book every student of the American psyche (that’s all of us, Sparky) needs to have. Let loose. Let your inner anger become a positive rather than a negative, but most of all, have fun. (Yeah, like that’s something you know how to do.) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Bernard Setaro Clark. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/008415/bk_adbl_008415_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Founded on Deception (The Mixtape Series, #3) (eBook, ePUB)
    I did what I had to do to protect someone I care about. That sentence almost ruined my career-my life-and painted me as the villain in a story I was trying so desperately to save. But that story wasn't finished, and I am not someone you want to piss off. As the manager for global pop sensation Nash Pierce, I've had to make some tough decisions. But when both Nash's career and passion were threatened by his corrupt record label, the decision was easy-burn the label to the ground. And do it before Nash's annoying younger brother Aiden Pierce ruined everything. No one despised me more than Aiden for what I did, and no one was able to push my buttons like he could. He was cocky, selfish, and had a temper that could blow up my entire plan. Now, not only did I have to take down a billion-dollar corporation, but I had to do it alongside someone that hated me. And then things got complicated. I didn't expect to let Aiden in-to relinquish control to him so easily. I didn't foresee being consumed by desire for a man that I held so much animosity toward. It didn't occur to me that while fighting a common enemy, we might just find our own common ground. Most of all, I never thought that love and trust could stem from a relationship that had always been founded on deception.
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