94 Results for : absurdly
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Expensive Janitor: True Stories of a Trial Lawyer , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 294min
Breaking Bad meets Boston Legal in this true story of an Albuquerque trial lawyer.Desperately trying to save his practice, morals, and sanity, David Pauly represents everyday people and takes you on an adventure into the real world of legal practice. There are no beautiful boardrooms overlooking Manhattan here. Only a cultural wasteland isolated in sand, idiocy, and rampant gunfire.Along the way, you will learn the secrets that all good lawyers use to pervert justice, confuse the facts, and navigate the treacherously fine line between absurdly clever and catastrophically stupid. You'll meet dysfunctional judges, greedy clients, cannibalistic lawyers, and alcohol-fueled insanity in the state of New Mexico filled with perpetual chaos, poverty, and substance abuse.Expensive Janitor is darkly cynical and politically incorrect. You will never see the law the same way again. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Matt Hummel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/170352/bk_acx0_170352_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Oi Cat!
The laughter never ends with Oi Frog and Friends!This absurdly funny, rhyming read-aloud picture book is guaranteed to get children giggling!From the bestselling, multi-award-winning creators of Oi Frog. *Over 1 million copies sold*According to Frog ...Cats sit on gnats,Dogs sit on logs,Alpacas sit on cream crackers,Armadillos sit on pillows andChicks sit on bricks.But wait! Cat doesn't like sitting on gnats, they keep biting his bottom! Will Frog and Dog help him change the rules?'This animal rhyming silliness goes from strength to strength.' The Guardian'Will have children in fits of giggles.' Parents in TouchCan't get enough? Look out for: Oi Frog, Oi Dog, Oi Duck-billed Platypus, Oi PuppiesOi Frog and Friends is a top ten bestselling series. Loved by children and parents, the books have won numerous awards, including the Laugh Out Loud Picture Book Award, and been shortlisted for many more!- Shop: buecher
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The Reach Between Worlds: The Arclight Saga, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 555min
In a gritty world of lies and treachery, the standard fantasy hero just won't do. Taro lost his right leg years ago, but with a family to support, he doesn't let it slow him down. For years he's worked for a notorious crime lord named Victor Mathan. Mathan deals in stolen magical artifacts and trusts Taro to finish his work with as few questions as possible. When an absurdly well-paying job comes up, Taro is quick to volunteer. Mathan wants him to break a powerful sorceress out of jail, but her prison is under the control of an ancient military order called the Magisterium. To get to her, Taro must pose as a Magisterium recruit. The courses are grueling, the trials drive students mad, and the magic they teach can be as deadly to the caster as it is to the target. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Pirhalla. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/090844/bk_acx0_090844_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Weight of It All , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 464min, (USK 18)
After being dumped by his long-term boyfriend for being overweight, Henry Beckett decides to make some drastic changes. In a vain attempt at getting his boyfriend back, Henry does the most absurdly frightening thing he can think of. He joins a gym. Reed Henske is a personal trainer who isn't sure he'll ever be ready to date again. He's sick of guys who are only interested in the perfect body image, never seeing him for who he really is. As Reed tortures Henry with things like diet and exercise, Henry enamors Reed with recipes and laughter. As the friendship lines start to blur, Henry is convinced there's no way Thor-like Reed could ever be interested in a guy like him. Reed just has to convince Henry that life isn't about reaching your ideal bodyweight. It's about finding your perfect counterweight. Contains mature themes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joel Leslie. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/008496/bk_tant_008496_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Time Is a Fine White Lie: Postmodern Musings , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 80min
An Australian shamaness traveling in the body of a Chicago bartender leads to a surreal rendezvous with a presumed-dead rock star. An OkCupid encounter turns into blissful madness when souls connect over a national tragedy. A bloody accident at a city bus stop gives way to an absurdly rewarding feast.This collection of seven short stories poses the question: What phenomena are occurring under our nose, right now, that appear completely random but are consistent and solid periodic events we simply lack the scope to see, the comprehension to grasp, or the vocabulary to name? Time Is a Fine White Lie may be the closest thing we have to a traveler’s journal from that latent, ephemeral possibility — at once a tribute, warning, antidote, and gateway — to that which we take for granted. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Greg Chun, Andrew Weiss, Aaron Goodson, Karen Strassman, Ritesh Rajan, P.J. Ochlan, Abby Trott, Todd Haberkorn, Kathleen France. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/228255/bk_acx0_228255_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Number Nineteen: Ben's Last Case , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 442min
Ben the tramp's uncanny knack of running into trouble is unsurpassed in the final crime thriller written for him by J. Jefferson Farjeon. On a grey afternoon he was destined never to forget, Ben sat down on a park seat and proceeded to think, not of cabbages and kings but of numbers, lucky and unlucky. But it wasn't Ben's lucky day, or that of the nondescript-looking stranger sitting at the other end of the bench - murdered before his very eyes! That was the prelude to the most uncomfortable and eventful 24 hours Ben had ever spent in an uncomfortable and eventful life. J. Jefferson Farjeon's famous Cockney character, Ben, who first appeared in No. 17 and six other novels, was never so richly humorous or so absurdly heroic as in this, his last hair-raising adventure taking place at No. 19 Billiter Road. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David John. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hcuk/002557/bk_hcuk_002557_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Spiritual Teachings of Seneca: Ancient Philosophy for Modern Wisdom, Hörbuch, Digital, 96min
Lucius Annaeus Seneca (1- 65 CE) was a complete and successful man of the world. A famous writer, statesman, and philosopher who became absurdly wealthy, he parlayed his role as Emperor Nero's tutor into becoming one of the two men who ruled the Roman Empire in Nero's name. In his lifetime, Seneca enjoyed nearly unlimited power, wealth and fame. Seneca was dedicated to Stoicism, and in his essays and letters he explained the stoic position on many fundamental issues: pleasure and the problem of desire, happiness, and contentment; anger, fear, living in the present, how to think for yourself, anxiety and tranquillity, goodness, freedom, trusting the universe; courage, opportunity, cruelty and how to deal with it, friendship, love and trust, death and how to live, learning , chance and fate, time, aspirations, wisdom - and more. Language: English. Narrator: David Troughton, Louisa Millwood Haig. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/mfpl/000004/bk_mfpl_000004_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Z. Raptor , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 358min
Thirteen-year-old Adam Adlar used to have a normal life. Then his father created the most advanced video-game technology ever - one that uses a person's thoughts to control game characters, so that the characters are actually part of you. And scientists stole this technology to create hyper-evolved dinosaurs with a human's ability to learn... and a beast's ability to kill. Now packs of raptors populate a deserted island where the only law is survival. For the death-row inmates who were forced to live there as part of an experiment, survival was not an option. Now it's up to Adam and his dad to make sure the brutality stops. In his companion to Z. Rex, Steve Cole has once again written an absurdly commercial novel that will captivate imaginations, quicken pulses, and appeal to anyone who loves a good action film. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Graeme Malcolm. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/peng/001727/bk_peng_001727_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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This Sceptred Isle: Empire, Volume 3: 1876- 1947, Hörbuch, Digital, 457min
Britain had the biggest empire the world has ever known. At one time a quarter of the global land mass was British. Over a third of the world was insured at Lloyds. At his coronation, more than 400 million people saluted George V. Truly, the sun never set on this historical phenomenon. Whatever the day, whatever the hour, somewhere on the globe, the empire worked and played up and played the British game, often absurdly so. The story of the British Empire is one of enormous personalities, adventure, scientific and maritime development, and the building of one of the most complex international administrations the world has ever seen. The series shows the history of exploration from the 16th century, but more importantly from the mid-18th century to the period shortly before the First World War. Language: English. Narrator: Juliet Stevenson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/001037/bk_bbcw_001037_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Candide (Gildan Media Edition) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 222min
Candide is a French satire written in 1759 by Voltaire, a philosopher of the Age of Enlightenment. One of the finest satires ever written, this lively tale follows the absurdly melodramatic adventures of the youthful Candide, who is forced into the army, flogged, shipwrecked, betrayed, robbed, separated from his beloved Cunégonde, and tortured by the Inquisition. As Candide witnesses calamity upon calamity, he becomes disillusioned and discovers that all is not always for the best. Candide is characterized by its sarcastic tone, dark humor, and erratic, fantastical, fast-moving plot. Voltaire ridicules religion, theologians, governments, armies, philosophies and philosophers, and romance. Candide has enjoyed both great success and great scandal. It was widely banned because it contained religious blasphemy, political sedition, and intellectual hostility hidden under a thin veil of naïveté. Voltaire never admitted to having written the highly controversial Candide; instead, the work was signed Mister Doctor Ralph. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Don Hagen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/gdan/000439/bk_gdan_000439_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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