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    The Funniest Joke Book Ever! (eBook, ePUB)
    Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You'll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we've included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here's a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don't zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
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    Sojourn
    Lone drow Drizzt Do'Urden emerges from the Underdark into the blinding light of day in this epic final chapter in the Dark Elf Trilogy After years spent in the ruthless confines of the Underdark, Drizzt Do'Urden has emerged from the subterranean society of his youth to start a new life. Accompanied by his loyal panther, Drizzt begins exploring the surface of Faerûn, a world unlike any he has ever known. From skunks to humanoids to shapeshifters, Faerûn is full of unfamiliar races and fresh dangers, which Drizzt must better understand if he is to survive. But while Drizzt acts with the best intentions, many of the surface dwellers regard him with fear and distrust. Can he manage to find faithful allies in this foreign land-or is he doomed to be a lonely outsider, just as he was in the Underdark? Sojourn is the third book in the Dark Elf Trilogy and the Legend of Drizzt series.
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    The Last Runaway , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 526min
    Laurel Lefkow reads the stunning new novel from the bestselling author of Girl with a Pearl Earring When modest Quaker Honor Bright sails from Bristol with her sister, she is fleeing heartache for a new life in America, far from home. But tragedy leaves her alone and vulnerable, torn between two worlds and dependent on the kindness of strangers. Life in 1850s Ohio is precarious and unsentimental. The sun is too hot, the thunderstorms too violent, the snow too deep. The roads are spattered with mud and spit. The woods are home to skunks and porcupines and raccoons. They also shelter slaves escaping north to freedom. Should Honor hide runaways from the ruthless men who hunt them down? The Quaker community she has joined may oppose slavery in principle, but does it have the courage to help her defy the law? Set in the tangled forests and sunlit cornfields of Ohio, Tracy Chevalier's vivid novel is the story of bad men and spirited women, surprising marriages and unlikely friendships, and the remarkable power of defiance. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Laurel Lefkow. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/006756/bk_bbcw_006756_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Briar Patch Fable , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 74min
    Here's the first part of our Briar Patch Fable trilogy. Through musical fantasy, we express the reality of life's "oneness"...revealing that the basic needs of both humans and other creatures on this planet are the same: air, water, food, shelter, privacy, and the ritual of song and dance. Our interdependency is clear. As one species is threatened, so are we all. The hometown of rabbits, frogs, woodchucks, skunks, and Wiley Fox is threatened by "bullydozers". Two children, with Rufus and Nellie Rabbit, rally the animals to stage a startling demonstration, declaring their rights to the human citizens. A suspenseful town meeting decides the fate of the Briar Patch (based on real happenings in Sandwich, Massachusetts): Included in this program: The Briar Patch Is Threatened Kate & Willy Have A Plan From So Good To So Bad Taking Less To Keep It Wild A Parade To Save the "Patch" Town Meeting! The Briar Patch Fable was first written and produced as a musical play in 1974 to celebrate the purchase by the Town of Sandwich, Massachusetts of 52 acres of catbriars for conservation...the real Briar Patch. The story is even more relevant today. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: John Houston, Winnie Fitch. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hest/000002/bk_hest_000002_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Bear in the Back Seat: Adventures of a Wildlife Ranger in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park - Volume 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 303min
    This is the first volume in a series of true stories from "[a]n extraordinary landscape populated with befuddled bears, hormonally-crazed elk, homicidal wild boars, hopelessly timid wolves, and nine million tourists, some of whom are clueless". In Kim DeLozier’s world, when sedated wild black bears wake up unexpectedly in the back seat of a helicopter in mid-flight, or in his car as he’s driving down the highway, or in his office while he’s talking on the phone, it’s just another day in the park. You’ll love seeing Kim and a fellow ranger tested as they bravely take on the task of relocating 77 live skunks by sedating them with darts from homemade blowguns, especially when the pickup truck load of stinkers wakes up while still in transit. A hilarious, heartwarming, and heartbreaking memoir by the chief wildlife ranger in the number-one most popular family vacation destination in the USA, the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. For over 30 years, Kim DeLozier acted as a referee in the wild, trying to protect millions of park visitors from one of the densest populations of wild black bears in America - and the bears from tourists who get too close. Written with Wall Street Journal best-selling author Carolyn Jourdan, who has several highly-regarded number-one Amazon best-sellers about the Smoky Mountains and Appalachia. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Carey Jones. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/023580/bk_acx0_023580_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Hangman of Snakehead Canyon: Bounty Hunter, Book 8 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 224min
    Jake Stone's old friend, Sheriff Harry Mills has lost a crooked election. In old west style, a bunch of outlaws and gunslingers have stuffed the ballot boxes. Not only did they take away his badge, but the outlaw who stole his office is about to take away something even more valuable: his life. They are about to put Harry's neck in a hangman's noose without the benefit of a judge, jury or even a visitor. It will be nothing short of a lynching. Fortunately, through a cowboy locked up for the night in the jail, Harry manages to get a message to Stone. If anyone can rescue him from this assorted bunch of gunslingers and saddle tramps, it will be the tougher than nails investigator, bounty hunter and Special Deputy US Marshal Stone. Stone wastes no time coming to his friend's rescue, having to kill the outlaw "deputy" on duty while breaking his friend out of his own jail. Killing the deputy sheriff to rescue his friend, amidst the acrid smell of gun smoke, Stone leaves as a wanted man himself. Before this thing is over, Stone will have to deal even more of these skunks and saddle tramps a little gunfighter justice. At the same time, they will try to shoot him, stab him and even attempt to blow up both Harry and himself with dynamite. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Carl Hausman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/075744/bk_acx0_075744_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Five Friends of Rainbow Forest Audiobook , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 19min
    Lovable, funny, and courageous animals and a caterpillar are the highlights of this wonderful collection of children's stories. These exciting and heart-warming stories will engage your children's imagination and stimulate their creativity. They will become your children's treasured favorites for years to come. They are excellent resources for Bibliotherapy. Little Ricky Rabbit: Ricky Rabbit's mother refuses to allow him to do something that he really wants to do. Ricky in turn has a terrible temper tantrum. Watch as Ricky's tantrum backfires, and in the process, he learns a very valuable lesson. A Bow for Rachel Rabbit: When Rachel Rabbit enters a contest for Little Miss Springtime, a conflict develops between mother and daughter. Watch how the conflict is resolved through a simple act of love. "Casper, The Ugliest Caterpillar: Casper Caterpillar has a very rude awakening. He realizes that what all the caterpillars have been saying about him is true. What can Casper do to make his life beautiful? Little Stinky Skunk: Stinky Skunk is ridiculed because of a misconception about skunks. Observe carefully how a general misconception takes on a new meaning when friends find themselves in mortal danger. Timmy The Turtle: Timmy Turtle seeks outside assistance as he searches for advice to solve a personal problem. He ultimately learns a valuable lesson that he will treasure for a lifetime. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mrs Twyla Perry. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/nwwe/000001/bk_nwwe_000001_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Funny Jokes for Kids: 125+ Funny and Hilarious Jokes for Kids , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 35min
    Joke-telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their joke-telling skills with this funny joke book. Jokes from this funny book: Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot! Haha! Q: How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? A: Just a phew! LOL! Q: Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? A: At parking meteors! This funny joke audiobook is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens and adults. Best-Selling Joke Book Author, Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing is a best-selling children's joke book author. He is a jokester at heart and enjoys a good laugh - pulling pranks on his friends, and telling funny and hilarious jokes! He has a wide variety of published joke books and a very successful joke website. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Wes Super. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/095903/bk_acx0_095903_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    My Secret Love Contract with a Part Wolf Shifter , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 58min
    I'm about to have quite the transformative sexual experience.... For years now, I've harbored a secret gay crush on my best friend, Kyle. The two of us have been extremely close since high school, but all this time, I don't think he's had any inkling whatsoever as to my sexual orientation. He's about to get married now, and I decide to act at last in fear that I might never again have the opportunity to do so. The two of us are on a camping trip together, drunk as skunks, when I seduce him in our tent, and the two of us make sticky, passionate love. When I wake up, however, my long pined-for lover is gone, along with all his possessions, and I immediately scramble from the tent, knowing that I might have sabotaged our relationship forever. But when I emerge from the tent, I'm stunned out of my wits to see a fully grown grizzly bear looming over me, snarling, and ready to rip me to pieces. My only salvation comes at the hand of an intervening werewolf, who drives away the bear, presumably killing him somewhere off in the woods. Then, my savior returns, fully human again, and it turns out that I'm expected to offer my own version of bodily payment in return for his heroic efforts.... Warning: This book contains lots of hot sex, drama and adult language. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Veronica Heart. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/055491/bk_acx0_055491_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Moonlight Prance
    In this sweet and interactive bedtime read-aloud-with the rollicking rhyme of Sandra Boynton's Barnyard Dance! and the bedtime themes of Sleep Like A Tiger by Mary Logue-young readers can make skunks scamper and possums prance with each push of a durable novelty element. When you rest your head at night, nocturnal animals awake to dance and play! Push and pull the sturdy tabs to make foxes frolic and hedgehogs hustle in this sweet, interactive tale of nighttime fun. A charming and interactive bedtime read-aloud, young children will delight in moving the durable novelty elements, making the illustrations transform through their efforts. FOR FANS OF BARNYARD DANCE!: With rollicking rhyme and dancing animals, this book is perfect for anyone who loves Sandra Boynton's Barnyard Dance! BEDTIME READ-ALOUD: After celebrating what nocturnal animals do at night, the child reader helps to tuck the child protagonist into a cozy bed by pull up their covers. Perfect for a bedtime read-aloud! GREAT VALUE: With 8 durable and movable sliders" throughout-including on the front cover-$12.99 is great value. BONDING & LEARNING: Interactive novelty elements create opportunities for interacting with the book, and with one another, in new and sweet ways. While promoting parent-child bonding, the interactive elements also help the youngest readers learn hand-eye coordination and cause-and-effect as they see how their actions impact the illustrations. CUDDLY CREATURES: Teagan White's cutest of animals are irresistible. Perfect for: parents, gift-givers, fans of interactive books"
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