85 Results for : loony
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Flying Mutant Zombie Rats: Moto Maddie BMX Portal, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 126min
Summer vacation is almost here! And Pea O'Neil is stoked to try out the new local BMX track that is finally open. He and his gang of friends can ride all summer long! But when Pea tries a back flip, he unwittingly opens a portal to another dimension, and hordes of flying mutant zombie rats are unleashed upon the city. With the help of an otherworldly talking cat sent to help prevent the demise of humankind, Pea and his friends must hunt down the hungry mutants and send them back before the portal closes. But when the zombie rats attack a neighbor, the boys have to enlist the help of a graveyard loony and the city's stray cats. With time running out, Pea and his gang track the monsters to the city's sewer system. But in the city sewer of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, it’s eat...or get eaten. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dave Tucker. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/139620/bk_acx0_139620_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Ghost King and My Tiniest Hole: Giving Up My Backdoor to the Phantom: A Paranormal Rough Sex Erotica Story , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 17min, (USK 18)
Talia was always trying to get me to participate in her silly rituals and séances. It was one of those irritating things you just put up with when you have a kind of loony best friend. When she asked me to help her call up an old Celtic king, I rolled my eyes but gave in like I always did. This time was different, though. Something showed up. Something showed up and it thought I was the servant girl it had more than a thousand years ago... and it took me! It was rough and intense, and I had my first anal sex with a creature I couldn't even see! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes paranormal sex, ghost sex, rough sex, reluctant sex, rough deepthroat, first anal sex, and more. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jennifer Saucedo. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/029973/bk_acx0_029973_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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How Hedley Hopkins Did a Dare, Robbed a Grave, Made a New Friend Who Might Not Have Really Been There at All, and While He Was at It, Committed a Terrible Sin Which Everyone Was Doing, Even Though He Didn't Know It , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 245min
Hedley Hopkins has a few problems: he is the new kid at school, straight off the boat from England in the 1950s. The only friends he has made are the kids at the Loony Bin. But if he could just fulfill a dare and dig out the hideous skull hidden in a grave in the sand dunes, he could impress the bullies at school and become their friend. But Hedley is not so sure. Weird things are happening to his body. Is he being punished for his terrible actions? And if his uptight parents ever found out what he was up to, they might blow up. Full-moon murderers, an open grave, religious conversions and sexual awakening meld sometimes poignantly, sometimes hilariously, in this riveting, stunningly original account of growing up in 1950s Australia. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jerome Pride. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/boli/000192/bk_boli_000192_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Haunted Hijinks: An Agnes Barton Paranormal Mystery, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 291min
Ever since Agnes' car accident, things have changed drastically for her. When she wakes up in the hospital, not only is her son, Stuart, there - who she hasn't seen in years - but a ghostly apparition! Instead of getting ready for the loony bin, Agnes and Eleanor help ready the Butler Mansion for a grand opening as a bed and breakfast on Halloween, except they find the body of Katherine Clark. It's game on, as usual, for Agnes, except she now has a new partner, one who has remained silent and is - well - a ghost. Agnes now struggles to keep her wits, keeping her ghostly companion a secret from Eleanor, not such an easy feat since Eleanor is sharp as a tack. Not only that, but where has Stuart been all of these years, and what is he up to? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Angel Clark. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/051674/bk_acx0_051674_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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After Ever After Series: 4 Book Series , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 132min
From Book 1: A dizzy satire series about a hot mess reporter writing her way to a second chance with her first love at a Brooklyn magazine. Syd West's rambling ruminations are hysterical and heartfelt - feel the funny! Fresh off a loony bin trip and a failed starter marriage, LA reporter Jane moves to Brooklyn with her BFF, Paisley and takes a gig at Pulse, an online magazine where her first love, Dean, also works - for her high school nemesis, Madison.After Ever After is an edgy romantic comedy series by Syd West, published in this order:Me, Jane (#1)All About Jane (#2)Jane Says (#3)Sweet Jane (#4)Listen to the After Ever After playlist from @SydWestAuthor on Spotify, with acoustic and live tracks from Beyonce, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Elle King, and Skylar Grey!After Ever After is published by PulpBoom, for listeners always in the mood for a quickie! All stories can be enjoyed in one sitting! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lexi Evans. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/179240/bk_acx0_179240_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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99% True: Almost a National Bestseller , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 840min
Paul McGowan tells all (and then some) in this riotous tale of misbegotten success that’s 99 percent true in all the best ways. From his not-so-innocent youth growing up in the shadow of Disneyland and summer evenings in the innocent 1950s, to his dope-smoking, snake-eating, draft-dodging, loony-bin misadventure through Europe, to his struggles to build a thriving enterprise from a stack of dusty albums - see how the CEO of a worldwide company took 50 years to become an overnight success.Unlike Paul, you may never get picked up by the secret service or carry the shame of bankruptcy, but you just might see yourself in his repeated failures or in his refusal to let life keep him down. You’ll laugh and you’ll cry as Paul describes the struggle of finding his place in a community you never knew existed. Through it all, you’ll discover what Paul did: life’s detours offer the best opportunities to find your way. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Paul McGowan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/153906/bk_acx0_153906_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Moo , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 975min
Everyone at the large agricultural college dubbed Moo U. has an agenda. Whether it's massaging data, running secret experiments, or seducing the powerful, each person is dedicated to a plan. Meet Dr. Lionel Gift, who feels that his economic principles come directly from God. Visit with "Earl Butz", who is being groomed to be the biggest hog in history. Mull over The Common Wisdom, what every secretary knows. As these agendas begin to collide, Moo trots toward a deliciously loony climax. Although Moo focuses a sharp eye on academia, its satire is tempered by loveable characters who ring absolutely true. Through narrator Suzanne Toren's performance, you'll soon feel like part of the lively herd at Moo U. Jane Smiley, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of A Thousand Acres, instantly captured the admiration and laughter of readers everywhere when Moo was originally published. A New York Times best seller, it is a hilarious tour through the inner sanctums of a Midwestern university. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Suzanne Toren. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/001093/bk_reco_001093_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Family Linen , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 612min
Lee Smith is one of today's most critically acclaimed authors writing about contemporary life in the South. In Family Linen, with a remarkable economy of description and dialogue, Smith sketches eccentric, yet familiar characters moving through a family drama that resonates with both tension and humor. Sybil Hess, a polished, Southern apartment manager has visited a hypnotist in a desperate attempt to discover the source of her blinding headaches. But in one session, a mysterious, Gothic childhood memory plays before her eyes. Now Sybil is racing against time to find an answer to one urgent question. Is her quiet, genteel mother a murderer? Stretching between Sybil and the truth is a loony tangle of sibling rivalry, family lore, and jealousy. Lee Smith's darkly comic, richly textured novel will enchant you. It is a tale told by many voices: Southern dowagers and whiskey-tippling uncles, polyester-clad housewives, and MTV-eyed teenagers. Narrator Linda Stephens' performance draws you into the company of this truly unforgettable family. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Linda Stephens. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/000394/bk_reco_000394_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Where Have All the Bullets Gone? , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 323min
Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Where Have All the Bullets Gone?, written and read by Spike Milligan. Back to those haunting days in Italy in 1944, at the foot of Mount Vesuvius, with lava running in great red rivulets down the slope towards us, and Jock taking a drag on his cigarette and saying, "I think we've got grounds for a rent rebate." The fifth volume of Spike Milligan's unsurpassed account of life as a bombardier in World War Two sees our hero dispatched from the front line to a psychiatric hospital and from there to a rehabilitation camp. Considered loony (and "unfit to be killed in combat by either side"), he becomes embroiled in his own private battle with melancholy. But it is music, wit and a little help from his friends - including one Gunner Harry Secombe - that help carry him through to his first stage appearances.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Spike Milligan. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/pauk/000717/bk_pauk_000717_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Bubba and the Ten Little Loonies: Bubba Mysteries, Volume 6 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 550min
Bubba is in the midst of wedding planning, or rather, Bubba is the midst of evading the wedding planner, when trouble comes looking for him. David Beathard, a.k.a. The Purple Singapore Sling, a.k.a. Bad Black Dog McGee, a.k.a. a whole new improved persona, is afraid something awful is happening out at the mental institute. David desperately needs Bubba's help, seeing as how he's been involved in solving a murder mystery or two or three - or was it four or five? Even while avoiding all the wedding nonsense and coddling Willodean, Bubba feels the need to support a friend, be he a loony or not. There's folks disappearing, murder, and mayhem at the Dogley Institute for Mental Well-Being. Armed with Precious, his faithful Bassett hound, and Ol' Green, his faithful Chevy truck, Bubba aims to do what he does best, and amble on through the mystery before someone goes to jail, or worse, gets themselves murdered most foully. Audiobook Six of the Bubba Mystery series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mike Alger. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/094318/bk_acx0_094318_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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