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    My Brother's A Snotrocket: My Brother's a... Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 74min
    It's not easy saving the world from your crazy alien neighbours, but that's what Zeke and Eppie have to do today. So far they've been turned into an egghead, catapulted through the air in an enormous bra, plopped into a ginormous ice-cream and then dragged through space in a stocking. Yes, the alien neighbours have stolen the world's only ice-cream tree, so Zeke and Eppie have to chase them through the galaxy. They'll be swallowed by a groper, ride on a snot magic carpet and find aliens in their tummies. But they have to save the ice-cream tree and return home safely or the world will be sad forever! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Gretel Killeen. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/boli/001825/bk_boli_001825_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Secret Diary of a Demented Housewife , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 617min
    When Susie's maiden aunt gives her a housekeeping journal, she expects Susie to use it for jotting down nutritious recipes and planning household budgets. But Susie has more important things on her mind... Like how to keep sane while trying to control a four-year-old diva who thinks she's Judy Garland, as well as a thrill-seeking toddler with a death wish? Not to mention managing a demanding husband who expects a home-cooked meal at least once a fortnight and inconsiderate parents who seem to think luxury spa breaks are more important than spending time with their grandchildren. Susie's journal chronicles a hectic year in the life of a stay-at-home mother, whose one ambition is to possess an outfit that is free of snot stains. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Caroline Lennon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bbcw/002723/bk_bbcw_002723_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Unidentified Funny Objects 6 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 546min
    SCIENCE FICTION, FANTASY, HUMOR   * Cranky Goblin Cooks * Unscrupulous Chemists * Lecherous Space Pirates * Disagreeable Alien Symbiotes * Soul-Searching Snot Elementals   The Unidentified Funny Objects series serves an annual dose of funny, zany, and unusual science fiction and fantasy stories. All-new fiction from the genre's top voices!  Our sixth volume features a Mad Amos story by Alan Dean Foster, a Harry the Book tale by Mike Resnick, and an Alexander Outland short by Gini Koch. Jim Hines reimagines a Game of Thrones with goblins in it, Ken Liu begs a sentient AI to spare him, and Esther Friesner takes us on a tour of Chelm, complete with dragons and gratuitous footnotes. There are also tales of an interdimensional secret agent, a warrior-writer on a quest from an evil god, a necromancer intent on rehabilitating the image of his profession, and many more. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Escape Artists Inc, Marguerite Kenner, Alastair Stuart. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/164815/bk_acx0_164815_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Thingamanose , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 16min
    There’s a Thingamanose stuck up Rose’s nose but nobody believes her - especially Dad! He thinks he "nose" best! A comically illustrated, rhyming children's audiobook for those with a nose for mischief. Contains slime!A story about a thing-up-a-nose and how sometimes it's very annoying when adults don't believe you.Part picture book, part comic, part chapter audiobook for listening alone, for listening at bedtime, or listening accompanied by a teacher.A rhyming, illustrated, comic-style, funny story for children. Ideal for ages five to eight.Rose's life is snot-very-fun after she wakes up to find her nose blocked with a Thingamanose stuck up there. But, however she moans, nobody believes her, especially her parents. After the Thingamanose escapes on a school trip to a pepper factory (to have a "nose" around!) it causes havoc. Can Rose find a way of capturing it and convincing her parents she is telling the truth? That there is such a thing as a Thingamanose! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Amy Putt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/220302/bk_acx0_220302_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    This Book Will Gross You Out (eBook, ePUB)
    This Book Will Gross You Out is thoroughly disgusting, compulsively readable edutainment, filled with laugh-out-loud entries on the most revolting animals, the gnarliest things about the human body, and the foulest foods people eat. You will wince, you will giggle, and you might even heave, but you'll also probably learn something really cool about science and nature along the way. This book is full of all sorts of things you should not try at home, like preparing rancid shark meat, flinging poo for home safety, collecting belly button lint, eating live squid, rolling around in ants nests to get clean, and chowing down on scorpion lollipops. And there's more! You'll learn about tiny creatures that live in your eyelashes, the awful secrets to bad breath, a food that smells so bad it's illegal, beetles that shoot firebombs from their backsides, exactly how much snot you produce in a day, wasps that turn roaches into zombies, a cheesy delicacy filled with squirmy maggots, and fish that communicate by farting!
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    Cold Free Forever: Wipe Out Colds and Allergies and Sinus Infections and Flu: 3 Secrets to Change Your Life! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 75min
    Kent Clizbe, the author of Cold Free Forever, has not had a cold in more than 15 years. He has not had a sinus infection in 15 years. He has not suffered from allergies in 15 years. Fifteen years. No colds. No allergies. No sinus infections. No flu. What's the secret? He made a series of changes to his daily routine. In this audiobook, you will learn his secret routine for cold-free, allergy-free, flu-free living. The secret key to a snot-free life is three simple habits. You don't need any special equipment. You don't need any special medicine. You don't need any special foods, supplements, or shots. First, you need a little understanding of the enemy - cold viruses and allergy-causing substances. Then, you need a little understanding of your body, especially your hollow head. And, most importantly, you need to practice a simple routine. At first it will be difficult. But once you get the hang of it, it will become natural. Stick with the routine. Adapt yourself to a new awareness and you, too, will be cold free forever! Learn the secrets! Stop sniffling, snorting, dripping, sneezing, blowing, coughing - forever! Secrets for a healthy life! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Richard Briggs. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/006598/bk_acx0_006598_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Body Book
    Your body is amazing. It keeps you alive and carries you around every day. But how much do you really know about what's going on beneath the surface? Jump on board and take a journey under your skin, through your insides, and back in time to explore milestones in medicine and the latest scientific discoveries about the human body. Why is snot green? How does skin heal itself? Why did Ancient Romans use their pee to try to whiten their teeth? Packed full of disgusting and delightful facts, this book contains the amazing answers to these questions and more. Filled with bite-sized chunks of information, The Body Book covers everything from the brain, skull, and mental health, through to how your body protects itself and how surgery has evolved through the ages. Other topics include what poop can tell us about the body, a timeline of pandemics through history, and amazing recent medical advances such as 3-D-printed prosthetic limbs. The Body Book is an ideal introduction to human anatomy and the history of medical advances. Perfect for budding young scientists, doctors, and nurses!
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    Lulu's Recipe for Cajun Sass (eBook, ePUB)
    Louise Rivard, long before she became known as the beloved Tante Lulu, is a young Cajun woman still suffering from her Big Grief, the death of her fiancé Phillipe Prudhomme during World War II. She has a career as a traiteur or folk healer, a young child to care for, and a wacky devotion to her favorite saint, Jude, patron of hopeless cases, but she is lonely. What she needs to jumpstart her life is a good dose of Cajun Sass. Justin Boudreaux is a young doctor about to embark on what will end up being a world-famous career as a heart surgeon, but he is home on the bayou for the summer. What he doesn't need to complicate his life is a sassy Cajun girl with an attitude and some crazy ass medical recipes including such things as gator snot. But then, despite his Yankee education, Justin discovers that he still has that god-given talent all bayou-born men have…Cajun Brass. When Cajun Sass meets Cajun Brass, the good times can't help but roll. Laissez le bon temps rouler, guar-an-teed!
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    Fireheart , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 342min
    Rachel doesn't know what's weirder - that there's a dragon in the woods by her school, or that Scott Morrison actually thinks she's beautiful. Or maybe it's the elves. Yeah, it's totally the elves. It was an ordinary weekday for Rachel Hampton. You know, like every day - you wreck your bike on the way to school because the gorgeous queen snot of the universe slams on the brakes of her spanky little convertible right in front of you, so you swerve to miss her and get run over by Scott "Oh My God" Morrison who is so nice and so cute and so out of your league. Then there's dodgeball in gym, which not even getting in a bike v. car argument earlier in the day will get you out of, because your gym teacher is a sadist, and of course then you hear the explosions, because no matter how much you scream at your geologist father, he can't stop the mining company he works for from blowing the top off a nearby mountain and destroying the environment, but it's West Virginia, so it's not like explosions are a new thing around here. But then the dragon wakes up. And everything gets really, really weird. Fireheart is a new standalone novel from John G. Hartness, the award-winning author of The Black Knight Chronicles and the Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter series. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Darla Middlebrook. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/100539/bk_acx0_100539_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Never Say Never: Never Knights, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 275min
    What girl wouldn't want to be surrounded by the sexy guys from the hottest teen rock sensation in the country? Eighteen-year-old Never "Neve" Knight not only is surrounded by the hottest boys to hit the music charts, but she is the band's lead singer. As the band's lead singer and manager, Never formed and shaped the band to where it is today, a band on the rise and on the brink of being signed by a label. As one of the guys, she knew each of the band members since they were all snot-nose ten-year-olds. While her boys were the cutest guys and they would protect her like knights, she couldn't date any one of them and ruin the chance at being signed with the record label of her dreams. That changes when one of the band members suddenly drops out of the band, and in walks Danny Blue, with his dreamy blue eyes, hot body, and British accent. Suddenly, Never's solid world has turned to mush, and her rule for not dating one of her band members is seriously challenged. Can she keep her head straight and get her band signed with a label without losing her heart? Can Never change her tune of saying "never" to dating a band member to "never say never"? Books in the Never Knights Series: Never Say Never Never Land (Book #2) - September 2012, Never Ending (Book #3) - January 2013 ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Alyson Grauer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/004798/bk_acx0_004798_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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