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The Ed Wood Awards: The Worst Horror Movies Ever Made, Hörbuch, Digital, 107min

The Ed Wood Awards honored (or maybe dishonored is a better word) the worst horror films ever made. MidMar writers nominated the films and MidMar readers cast their ballots for categories such as Worst Teenage Horror Film, and Vegetables Most Past Their Expiration Date. The awards were hosted by indie-filmmakers Ted A. Bohus and Fred Olen Ray. In addition to The Ed Wood Awards, this program contains a short done by The Horror and Fantasy Film Society, called The History of the Horror Film which was directed and edited by Susan Svehla. Also included is Guilty Pleasures of the Horror Film, featuring horror film fanzine editors and members of The Horror and Fantasy Film Society. We promise you will not believe your ears when you hear some of these doozies! The Ed Wood Awards are not relevant or about those deep, depressing issues that the film festivals love so much. Rather this program is a love letter to those guerilla filmmakers who didn't make great art, but rather lovable trash which also manages to brighten their audience’s day by giving them a few much needed laughs. Not such a bad legacy to have! Language: English. Narrator: Fred Olen Ray, Ted A. Bohus. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/rt/real/000359/rt_real_000359_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Mother, Can You Not? , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 223min

''Happy birthday, spawn. Welcome to the wrong side of 25. The expiration date on your eggs is officially in sight. Tick tock. Love, Mom.'' This was the text message Kate Friedman woke up to on the morning of her 26th birthday, but her mother's maternal adoration and helicopter parenting began while Kate was still in utero. Never shy about pushing her only daughter to study harder, to dump her loser boyfriends, to move to 'less rapey' neighbourhoods, Kate's mum has given some truly hilarious but often sage advice over the years. It wasn't until Kate began sharing her mother's messages online that she realized quite how many people would find her mother as hysterical as she does. Over 700,000 people follow @CrazyJewishMom on Instagram, and this side-splittingly funny mother-daughter duo has been featured in media around the world. From taking Kate to buy her first bra at a speciality drag-queen shop to stalking a Princeton admissions officer across state lines to posing as her daughter on multiple dating sites, Mother, Can You Not? is Kate's brilliantly funny and affectionate story of life with her fabulous, eccentric mother. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kate Siegel-Friedman, Kim Friedman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/macm/001034/bk_macm_001034_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Surviving the Lights: A Professional Athlete's Playbook to Avoiding the Curse , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 175min

It's more than a game; it's more than money; it's your life! This audiobook will help aspiring professional athletes and their families avoid the curse that oftentimes comes with the professional sports culture. Why do so many NFL and NBA athletes struggle to lead productive, successful lives when they retire? Why do they invest in their talent but not their life? Don’t they know their playing days have an expiration date? The bigger question is: Why don’t college athletes prepare to be professionals like they prepare to be professional athletes? Why do they repeat their predecessors’ mistakes? Isn’t that insanity? By studying this playbook, aspiring and rookie NBA and NFL athletes will be able to create a blueprint to prepare them to navigate the world of professional sports and successfully transition into the final stage of their lives. This playbook takes a proactive approach in addressing the common issues that plague athletes, enabling them to move forward strategically and with purpose. This is your opportunity to change your thinking so you can change the game! By listening to this audiobook, you will give yourself a better shot at surviving the lights! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ashley Nero. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/125382/bk_acx0_125382_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Pocket Pep Talk: Get Over That Breakup, Today! , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 29min

How long has it been? Two days? Two weeks? Two months? Years? A bad breakup can leave a taste so nasty in our mouths, we can find it tough to even get out of bed each day. But is that any way to live? If you're reading this, either you know that it isn't or you're hoping to help a close friend or family member see things that way, too. There aren't many among us who haven't experienced the suffocating cloak of a bad breakup at the hands of a jerk, but all misery has to have an expiration date, or the fresh fruits of tomorrow will begin to wither and die. That's where the Pocket Pep Talk comes in! In this text you'll find words of wisdom, inspiration and insight; encouraging quotes; and, best of all, tough love - all geared toward helping you break the vicious cycle of wallowing in post-relationship misery, hindering the possibility for finding true, lasting happiness. The information is direct and concise, readily available to give you a good boost to get through your day when those foggy old memories of a deadbeat threaten to derail your happiness! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kylie Stewart. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/045799/bk_acx0_045799_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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His Taste of Temptation , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 297min

One affair, 30 days. Since his last relationship blew up in his face, bomb expert Brad Crosby has lost his appetite for "permanent". But his kid brother's best friend? Now there's a curvy morsel he could wrap his lips around. For years Brad has been the star of Madison Graham's fantasies. If only she were the kind of put-together girl he prefers, not a pastry chef whose makeup consists of a dusting of powdered sugar on her nose. A belief that's confirmed when her apartment floods and he offers to let her sleep in his bed - alone. Wrapped in Brad's sheets, she dreams of his touches, his kisses, the feel of his body on hers. Except her dreams feel like reality - and come morning, she realizes it wasn't a dream at all. Soon the two are burning up the nights. But as Madison's sweet love grows on him, Brad can't help but think of extending their time together. Too bad Madison keeps reminding him their affair has an expiration date. Warning: May contain heat, explosive sex, and Fourth of July fireworks that pale in comparison to the sparks between a sworn bachelor and a tempting pastry chef. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cindy Harden. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/031936/bk_adbl_031936_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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How to Trade Options: The Complete Guide for Beginners , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 44min

Get started learning how to trade Options.If you're reading this right now, you're considering learning about options. What are options? Are they better than stocks? Are they hard to use? In this audiobook, author Tim Morris takes your hand and becomes your mentor, teaching you everything you need to know to get started with options.In part one, Tim goes over what exactly options are, and the reasons behind trading them versus trading stocks. This includes calls and puts, strike prices, expiration dates, volatility, and option Greeks.Then in part two, you'll learn basic option strategies, as well as one advanced strategy that you can start using right now. Tim even offers practical advice throughout the audiobook on real world occurrences that the fundamental option textbooks don't mention.Tim provides charts, examples, and equations throughout the audiobook, making a somewhat complicated subject simple and easy to understand. If you know nothing about options right now, when you're done listening to this audiobook, you'll have all the knowledge necessary to feel confident trading options.Options can provide a number of benefits over traditional stocks, and after listening to this audiobook, you'll know exactly how to use them.Get this audiobook now to get started learning how to trade options today! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tim Morris. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/183935/bk_acx0_183935_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Late-Life Love: A Memoir , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 559min

During a difficult year, acclaimed writer Susan Gubar celebrates her lasting partnership and the reciprocity of lovers in later life.On Susan Gubar’s 70th birthday, she receives a beautiful ring from her husband. As she contemplates their sustaining relationship, she begins to consider how older lovers differ from their youthful counterparts - and from ageist stereotypes. While her husband confronts age-related disabilities that effectively ground them, Susan dawdles over the logistics of moving from their cherished country house to a more manageable place in town and starts seeking out literature on the changing seasons of desire.Throughout the complications of devoted caregiving, her own ongoing cancer treatments, apartment hunting, the dismantling of a household, and perplexity over the breakdown of a treasured friendship, Susan finds consolation in books and movies. Works by writers from Ovid and Shakespeare to Gabriel García Márquez and Marilynne Robinson lead Susan to appraise the obstacles many senior couples overcome: the unique sexuality of bodies beyond their prime, as well as the trials of retirement, adult children, physical infirmities, the multiplications or subtractions of memory, and the aftereffects of trauma. On the page and in life, Susan realizes that age cannot wither love. A memoir proving that the heart’s passions have no expiration date, Late-Life Love rejoices in second chances. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Pamela Almand. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/051201/bk_adbl_051201_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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British Banger: A Hero Club Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 445min

British accents should come with a warning label. When they're attached to deep, baritone voices that belong to sexy, cocky men, you should have to sign a waiver.Most people wouldn't touch short-term rental properties, but since my business partner took off with my client list, I need every deal I can get. Enter, one insanely sexy and completely exasperating Camden Reid.The smug executive found fault with every property I showed him. Too cramped. Too feminine. Too far from a decent pub.His demands were ridiculous, and I couldn't wait to be rid of him and his British bangers.Somewhere between the first property and the zillionth, though, my attraction to Camden grew impossible to ignore.His insane demands finally met, the arrogant Adonis proposed we christen his new temporary home.Little did I know how addicted I'd become, or just how unforgettable my time with Camden would be.After all, I knew we had an expiration date.All good things must come to an end, right?Except our ending was one I didn't see coming.British Banger is written in the world of British Bedmate (Dear Bridget, I Want You). It features Bridget, Simon, and Calliope, along with a cast of new characters to fall in love with. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Muffy Newtown, Christian Fox. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/055312/bk_adbl_055312_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Starting from Here : Starting From, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 503min

Two bands, one goal, and a second chance....Declan:Everything is finally going well. I have a new band, a new label, and a debut album coming out. And then my drummer breaks his wrists. Just my luck. I need a quick replacement to record one more song, but my options are limited, and of course, the obvious candidate hates my guts. Okay, so I may have given him a few reasons over the years, but isn’t there an expiration date on holding a grudge?Tegan:I don’t trust Declan McNamara. Sure, he’s talented, smart, and has more sex appeal than any one person should be allowed. And yeah, he may be a rock star in the making, but beware - he’s trouble. However, our new record label’s survival may depend on a truce and extreme measures...of the fake boyfriend variety. If it’s our best shot at the big time, I’m willing to set the past aside and start over...here and now.Starting from Here is a M/M bisexual romance rock and roll style...rival bands, fake boyfriends, and a second chance at a new love story. Each book in the Starting From series can be listened to as a stand-alone. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Michael Dean. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/219875/bk_acx0_219875_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Days Fly: The Firsts, Book 11 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 778min

You'd think that remaining young and beautiful forever would be wonderful, wouldn't you? For Sarah, it really wasn't. She'd been blood-bonded for nearly 100 years to a powerful vampire, where taking small sips of his blood daily kept his blood-bonds healthy and young. While she was like family to him, there comes a time in a human beings life when just existing isn't enough. There needed to be purpose and achievement and something to strive for. Sarah carried Robert Browning with her, the phrase "Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?" She needed to reach...for what, she didn't know, but it was time to be fully human again. Life...with an expiration date...as it was always meant to be... Destiny had her own plans, and while Sarah made plans to return to her normal human life, leaving supernatural concerns behind, somewhere in a darkened cave, a dying man discovers that the universe is much more powerful than the needs and hopes of humans or vampires. Destiny sends him to Sarah, and all that she can hope for now is that the powers of the universe be kind.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Pyper Down. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/055303/bk_acx0_055303_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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