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Mindsploitation
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Awaken Online: Apathy (Side Quest) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 606min
A side quest adventure in the best-selling world of Awaken Online! Eliza's parents are relentless - forcing her to constantly take extra courses to prepare for college and medical school. Sometimes, it feels like her entire life has already been planned out. Which is why she leaps at the chance to escape into a new virtual reality game, Awaken Online. What she wasn't expecting was to encounter a capricious god and his loyal "pet". Or to be chosen as this god's "avatar" within the game and forced to tackle a series of asinine quests. Yet she just can't shake the feeling that there is more to the irritating god than first meets the eye. (This story is intended to be book 5 in the Awaken Online series. It should be listened to after Awaken Online: Evolution.) ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Stifel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/123937/bk_acx0_123937_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Once Upon a Christmas Eve: A Maiden Lane Novella , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 180min
A heartwarming stand-alone novella from New York Times best-selling author Elizabeth Hoyt! Adam Rutledge, Viscount d'Arque, really rather loathes Christmas. The banal cheerfulness. The asinine party games. And, worst of all, the obligatory trip to the countryside. His grandmother, however, loves the holiday - and Adam loves his grandmother, so he'll brave the fiercest snowstorm to please her. But when their carriage wheel snaps, they're forced to seek shelter at the home of the most maddening, infuriating, and utterly beguiling woman he's ever met.... Sarah St. John really rather loathes rakes. The self-satisfied smirks. The sly predatory gazes. Oh, and the constant witty banter rife with double meaning. But in the spirit of the season, she'll welcome this admittedly handsome viscount into her home. But as the snowstorm rages, the Yule log crackles, and the tension rises, Sarah and Adam find themselves locked in a fiery, passionate kiss. If love is the true meaning of Christmas, it's the one gift this mismatched pair can't wait to unwrap. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ashford McNab. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/hach/003584/bk_hach_003584_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Other Things Said by Some Stupid Ass Dummies , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 28min
Laugh out loud at the world's dumbest quotes. Hear about how: Gay marriage is between a man and a woman See how unfair life is for a pop star Miss the importance of life by smoking Autobiographies should be written from beyond the grave Chicago is the 52nd state in the US Chemistry teaches proper math War is, in fact, a dangerous place Poverty is an accomplishment to brag about And, much more hilarity! Everyone throughout the world has misspoken at some point in their lives and The World's Greatest Idiot's Quotes: And Other Things Said by Some Stupid Ass Dummies is an inside look at some of the dumb things people say. This book gives you some funny and memorable lines by some of the most famous athletes, celebrities, and politicians. The quotes are proof that fame and fortune comes with intense scrutiny on every word spoken, good or bad. Some things can be said and taken out of context, some thoughts aren't articulated very well and other lines are best left up to the imagination of the listener. Dorothy Bigguns provides laughter, inspiration, and motivation for anyone who has ever said anything asinine. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Steve Stansell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/059880/bk_acx0_059880_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Charcoal Tears: Seraph Black, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 550min
You see, there is safety in simplicity...in a life of simple peace, where the electricity doesn't dance across the backs of my eyelids, and the sparks don't slither over my consciousness. Only asinine peace, where my paintings don't seem to paint themselves, leaving me with terrible feelings of premonition and a chill beneath my fingernails. Seraph Black used to think that she was prepared for anything. She could last days without eating and she always walked away from the violent altercations with her father relatively unharmed. She survived working at the club and the drive to school every day in her mother's rust-bucket of a car...but it all changed when Noah and Cabe came bulldozing into her life, careless of the precious secrets they picked apart in their quest to take over her world. She was even less prepared for the mysterious Miro and Silas, and nothing could have prepared her for the bond. The connection. The reason for it all. Someone wanted her to stay away from her new friends, but she wasn't willing to do that. Everyone had secrets. She wanted to know theirs. They wanted to own hers. And the stalker? He seemed to know everything already. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Laurel Schroeder. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/082718/bk_acx0_082718_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Dirty Girl: The Dirty Girl Duet, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 302min, (USK 18)
Desperately seeking rich, famous, single guy with a giant cock to make my lying, cheating, should've-been-born-dickless ex-boyfriend realize what he's just lost. Oh, and I give great head. Just sayin'. No man in his right mind would answer that ad. Except thousands did. My name is Greer Karas, and I should never be allowed near another bottle of booze again. Because when I drink, my friend and I do stupid things. Like take a page out of my older brother Creighton's playbook and post something completely asinine on the Internet. Waking up with a giant hangover to find my humiliating personal ad has gone viral is not my finest moment. Cue my look of shock when one of Hollywood's hottest new bad boys, Cavanaugh Westman, comes knocking at my door and drops his pants to prove that he does indeed have a giant cock. What he doesn't have is an explanation for why he disappeared from my life without a word three years ago, only to show up on the big screen two years later, killing bad guys in action flicks. And now he wants me again. What the hell do I do now? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Elena Wolfe, Sebastian York. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/blak/008787/bk_blak_008787_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Gesa's Menagerie, Books 1-3: Gesa's Menagerie Omnibus, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 712min, (USK 18)
Not your usual reverse harem.... Betrayed by her family, gryphon shifter Gesa Lionheart strikes out on her own. When she decides to help the local police department deal with minor supernatural offenders, she has no idea it will lead to her relationship with a snarky fae, a sweet human, a sexy fox, and a voluptuous sea creature. Only arrogant, asinine alpha male gryphons have harems. But Gesa was never content to follow rules. Somewhere between finding missing humans and solving shifter murders, this tough gryphon finds herself with her own pride. Now if they can just survive the demon who owns the town....Author’s Note: I was tired of reading the same old thing over and over again in reverse harem. Sick of all alpha male and fainting female all the time — and desperate to be able to tell the male characters apart — I tried to infuse some variety into my story. Gesa might not be your cup of tea, and that’s okay — she doesn’t care. Her lovers are as varied in physicality and personality as they are in supernatural race. And the characters all have their own definition of sexuality. I know reverse harem is all about the fantasy, and my fantasy is a bit outside the norm. You’ve been warned. Story length definitions: Flash fiction: 200 - 2,000 words Short story: 1,500 - 7,500 words Novelette: 7,500 - 15,000 words Novella: 15,000 - 40,000 words Novel: 50,000 words and upGesa’s Menagerie books are novellas of between 30,000 - 40,000 words. This set contains books 1-3 of the series and is 94,000 words (and that does not include any "fluff" or previews at the end). This is a series. There will be unresolved plot threads at times/ occasional cliff hangers. Do not listen to this series if you are easily offended. Contains: mentions of past trauma/rape, adult language (that’s cursing kids, lots of it), and sexual content (including male/female, male/male, female/female, male ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kaye Draper. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/217466/bk_acx0_217466_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Mindsploitation
Mindsploitation - Asinine Assignments for the Online Homework Cheating Industry: ab 9.99 €- Shop: ebook.de
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